If I were to wear a cock ring at the top of a mountain during a storm, what are the odds my balls explode?

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Let me preface by saying I’m not even contemplating attempting this. I don’t know what other sub to ask my random ass questions. Here’s hoping 🤞

Comments

  1. Ratakoa Avatar

    I don’t think that’s how any of that works but I got a good laugh out of this.

  2. Princ3Ch4rming Avatar

    The odds aren’t well understood because most people don’t stand at the top of mountains in thunderstorms.

    Even fewer wear cock rings in thunderstorms.

  3. UndeadKurtCobain Avatar

    I swear this subreddit is dropping more bangers than a lot of the “funny subs”. Imagine going to the doctor and saying “Doc my balls exploded”

  4. xError404xx Avatar

    ….why would they explode?

  5. FerretFarm Avatar

    You should ask in r/shittyaskscience

  6. BaitmasterG Avatar

    Increase those odds by making the cock ring out of copper and suspending it on a wire between two trees

    I’ll get my camera and we can Rule 34 it

  7. mayonnaiser_13 Avatar

    So let me picture this, you’re thinking of someone lying flat on a mountaintop, with their erect cock being the highest point in the area.

    First of all, you don’t even need the cock ring, your body can do enough to explode not just your balls, but everything within a few minutes of heavy thunderstorms. But for the sake of the argument, let’s have the cock ring, with the balls inside it, and then grounded.

    You’re lying down, the lighting strikes the highest point, ie your dick, destroys everything, finds the grounding through the cock ring, and you’re safe sans dick and balls. You essentially got a blowjob from Zeus.

  8. LoneWitie Avatar

    That’s enough internet for today

  9. ExcitedGirl Avatar

    Zero. Take them out and they’ll freeze solid in a few seconds.

  10. hoard_of_frogs Avatar

    I don’t have an answer for you, but thank you for the experience of reading the question

  11. LucDA1 Avatar

    Having your balls blown off isn’t the best way to lose weight imo but to each their own

  12. FakePixieGirl Avatar

    The vast majority of cockrings I’ve seen are silicone.

    So the exact thing would happen as when you’re not wearing a cock ring.

    Should have specified a metal one.

  13. suggest-me-usernames Avatar

    I understand your concern, but why cock ring???

  14. TurpitudeSnuggery Avatar

    I was going to say 0 until someone clarified about you making yourself the highest point. I guess it’s slightly more likely but I don’t think your 3 inches would play a dramatic difference 

  15. grantpa4 Avatar

    This is poetry

  16. crknneckscshingcheks Avatar

    Are you going to tie a kite to it?

  17. MarsMonkey88 Avatar

    When my friend was a kid, he witnessed a man getting struck by lightening, and that particular man basically exploded/popped. It really fucked my friend up. He’s DEEPLY afraid of lightening. I don’t know how many lightening strike victims have that response, but if that’s how your body reacted to getting struck by lightening, I’d imagine your balls would explode with the rest of you?

  18. Brewersfan223 Avatar

    This belongs in r/theydidthemath

  19. ObjectIntelligent126 Avatar

    Chances are slim, but if they do explode, at least you’re left with a thundercock

  20. jackneefus Avatar

    I think asking should not be your biggest fear.

  21. grilledpotat Avatar

    That is certainly one of the questions of all time: it has words and ends in a question mark

  22. its_all_4_lulz Avatar

    If you tie a kite to the ring you may discover something new

  23. IdkJustMe123 Avatar

    There’s one for randomthoughts and randomquestions, I like them both

  24. Haematoman Avatar

    Damn I thought this was related to air pressure, not fucking ball zapping lightning lol

  25. MingleLinx Avatar

    This is why I’m still on the internet

  26. lostmindz Avatar

    there’s a lightning rod joke in there somewhere

  27. Skoziss Avatar

    Less than 100, greater than 0. I’m not taking those odds

  28. jmcgil4684 Avatar

    Bro I’m just waiting for my Mac and Chz to be done.

  29. Airbee Avatar

    0 chance because the pp is so tiny

  30. keith2600 Avatar

    Those two systems are not related so you’re fine.

    Also I (unsarcastically) suggest r/stupidquestions for ones like that

  31. Shanga_Ubone Avatar

    Is this an air pressure or an electrical question?