I swear it was the perfect reply.
I was about to upvote, maybe DM.
Then I wiped, flushed, washed my hands…
and the comment was gone.
Now I’m grieving like I lost a fictional soulmate.
Is this… normal? Or do I just need more fiber?
I swear it was the perfect reply.
I was about to upvote, maybe DM.
Then I wiped, flushed, washed my hands…
and the comment was gone.
Now I’m grieving like I lost a fictional soulmate.
Is this… normal? Or do I just need more fiber?
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I would recommend Metamucil as well as a daily regimen of Miralax. Then swallow down two or three whole Carolina Reapers and about 75 stalks of celery. That’ll have your poops slipping and sliding and shooting like protons out of the Hadron Collider. See how it makes your toilet look swampish? Like something you’d see in the swamp? That’s what you’re going for: differently different to the eye. Now just take a seat, push, and PCHOOOOOO! Off you go right through your roof and off to the commenter’s house! Then they can take you to their kids’ school science fair with you with your ass in the air and you’ll win Best Model Volcano. Go ahead and try it! But I won’t.