Adulthood hits when you stop fantasizing about parties… and start fantasizing about silence and sleep. Agree or nah?

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Adulthood hits when you stop fantasizing about parties… and start fantasizing about silence and sleep. Agree or nah?

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  1. Ill-Stage4131 Avatar

    so you’re telling me I’m an adult even tho I’m only 17

  2. Casual-Notice Avatar

    Nah. Adulthood hits when you make a conscious decision to leave the party early because you have obligations.

  3. Commercialmallllllll Avatar

    I wish I could bounce back like I used to ha

  4. aniwynsweet Avatar

    I fantasise about all of that.

  5. Justcrusing416 Avatar

    Around 40 my mind didn’t not want any more hangovers and staying up all night. Also my family helps in wanting to be completely there for them.

  6. aztech101 Avatar

    That might just be depression my guy.

  7. ZyronZA Avatar

    Bold of you to assume I ever fantasized about parties.

  8. the-lurking-void Avatar

    Agree. My days of going out and staying up late are gone. I had great times over the years, made amazing memories, but I just don’t want to do that stuff any more.

  9. Alone-Youth-9680 Avatar

    I have been fantasizing about silence and sleep since i was 13.

  10. Potential-Computer-1 Avatar

    If that’s so I’m not an adult quite yet (44m) 🤣

  11. NoPeak2481 Avatar

    GOOD post. I am 78 an I love TRUMP and I think about him and SLEEP ALOT. So when it is bed time I SLEEP with DONALD TRUMP

  12. phesago Avatar

    I knew i was an adult when i started getting semis over shit like 850 credit score or realizing i dont want to get divorced because our mortgage rate is 2.5%. I could probably list a few more things similar to this but I think you get the gist.

  13. shinyRedButton Avatar

    Nah. Adulthood is when you’re self reliant. Out on your own. Mom and Dad aren’t paying your way. Some people are adults as teenagers and some people never become adults.

  14. BBMcBeadle Avatar

    I dream about people appreciating my cooking! Ugh… how sad and lame I have become.🤣

  15. Proof-Cow5652 Avatar

    If i got a 100 million dollars i would retire and party all day. Adulthood is just when you know you have obligations and cant risk it

  16. sicbot Avatar

    People fantasize about parties?

  17. DeathLikeAHammer Avatar

    7? I mean, people said I have an old soul, but 7…

  18. math-yoo Avatar

    Nothing hits like a visit to the hardware store at 8am on a Saturday.

  19. CarmenEsme24 Avatar

    I still haven’t learnt and go out and drink till the early hours even though it makes me ill and ruins me for a week afterwards, I’ll learn to cut my nights short soon I hope

  20. Rullle4 Avatar

    nah fk parties   

    -me when I was youth

  21. Repulsive_Ad3150 Avatar

    I pray that I never become someone who dreams of sleep all day

  22. greenfuzzysloth Avatar

    Yeah you catch yourself sneaking out of parties to go home instead of sneaking out to go to parties

  23. Soft-Juggernaut7699 Avatar

    I stopped going to clubs and party when in 2000 I bought my first new car. The first time I parked at the club and drove through glass and got a flat tire I gave it up. Gave thousands of dollars of club wear to Goodwill. Now I’m 50 and drink wine at home with the cats.

  24. hubs4wife Avatar

    I fantasize about being obligated to go to a party and then getting flu. I’m being the considerate person by not sharing my germs I so wish I could’ve been there tho

  25. rawrasaurgr Avatar

    Adulthood when you stop fantasizing about videogames and start fantasizing about the time you have to play videogames

  26. GamingGavel Avatar

    Hanging out with the chick, smoking a blunt and watching a movie and everything is calm no fighting

  27. Flimsy-Attention-722 Avatar

    I’ve never fantasized about parties…introverts unite! In separate areas please

  28. No-Willow-5599 Avatar

    Am the only one that is feeling that the op is a bot based on how he reply to comments?

  29. NebulaKittenDream Avatar

    Big agree. Nothing hits harder than the thought of an uninterrupted nap.

  30. therealdanhill Avatar

    Nah. I don’t get down with the whole “I’m so old, can’t have fun anymore” shit. Feel like so many of the people saying that stuff are only like in their 30s too lol talking about how their body is sore, go to a doctor, that ain’t normal, or hangovers kick their ass, drink some water and man up

  31. Thinkingard Avatar

    Adulthood begins the moment no one is there to pay your bills for you.

  32. thebreon Avatar

    I’m 42 I still fantasize parties. I just know now that my fantasies will never become reality. Im too old to have fun now. I still hate sleep. I just force myself to do it because I got work the next day and I don’t want to feel like shit the whole time. Actually I spend most of my time doing shit I don’t want to do because it is what’s best for my kid and presumably, hopefully, there is some kind of pay off later for it. That is actually what adulthood is.

  33. idgarad Avatar

    Adulthood starts when 3 or more of the following is true:

    • Standing puddles of water look dangerous
    • You have dead friends
    • You are more excited about kitchen gadgets and appliances than toys
    • You’ve had to cut a check to a government for more than $2000 (See property taxes as an example)
    • When an actor dies you grew up watching
    • Clean bed sheets excite you
    • Mowing your lawn is relaxing
  34. Few_Tune5024 Avatar

    It’s when snow becomes an annoyance and you realize that toilet paper does not spawn underneath the bathroom sink.