If you were sentenced to the penalty. From all the methods in the world. Which would you choose?
Which death penalty method would you choose for yourself?
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If you were sentenced to the penalty. From all the methods in the world. Which would you choose?
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Firing squad
Hanging.
Firing Squad
Firing squad
Snu Snu
Stoned. I’d be stoned.
Firing squad
Snu snu
Guillotine.
Old age.
Chased off a cliff by a group of naked women in roller skates.
Lethal injection.
guillotine
Big fat bomb so that I don’t have time to think that I’m dying.
Like that guys brain in 3 body problem
lethal injection is the only sane answer. unless they fuck it up, you don’t feel a thing.
Is old age and snu snu a valid option?
Wine laced with opiates, similarly to Socrates
Dropped out of a plane without a parachute. Never tried skydiving, might as well do it once
shoved off the bridge with the highest drop
Real world methods? Probably a bullet to the back of the head.
If I could create my own? Do a massive line of coke then jump out of a plane BuckNaked and do The Superman pose all the way down at speeds of about 200mph!
Guillotine.
Single combat
Shot by firing squad
Firing squad — I just want it quick, no drama, no wires, no countdown. Just let me go out like an old Western outlaw. Hat optional.
Heroin OD
Lifetime sentence of Only access to r/Politics
Firing Squad, go out with a bang.
Nitrogen is supposed to be peaceful
Old Age for sure. Comfortably in a bed.
Definitely nitrogen OD
Being drowned in the liquified remains of 100 people of my choosing.
So, you going to liquify the people I specify, or are you going to call this execution off?
Wanna guess who might be on my little list? I’ll give you a hint: it starts with the judge and prosecutor, and then moves on from there….. Oh, and ends with the person pushing the button to liquify the others then dump that liquid onto me. So push the button and hop in buddy, cuz you’re the last one.
Beheading
“Femputer says… death by snu snu!”
Lethal inhection. I want to leave behind an unharmed corpse.
Firing squad, traditional, outdoors so my soul can fly away.
Probably breathing 100% Nitrogen.
350 mg MDMA, 3 tabs of acid, a little heroine to take the edge off then Breathing pure nitrogen until I slip off into oblivion. Then I want my remains scattered over Disneyland. But I DON’T want to be cremated.
A proper hanging. Snap of the neck and it’s over before it even begins. No bleeding out, no chance of injections not working properly, and no suffering from the effects of the gas chamber.
Freezing to death doesn’t sound like a bad way to go if one has to go.
Death by pizza
Thrown into a shark infested feeding frenzy
Guilotine quick, less painfull and gore for the viewers
Old age
I want to become a Hiroshima shadow.
Currently settled on hanging
Hypoxia seems the most humane, after watching the whole of the documentary that this clip is from, I don’t fancy any of the others
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcvkjfG4A_M
I’m too civilised and European for this kind of question
Marriage
Look up the cricket player shane warnes death. I’d like to go that way please
Nitrogen.
nice try fed.
There is a chemical that, once injected, will interfere with the blood’s ability to carry oxygen through the body. You basically pass out and die in your sleep. For obvious reason I will not state its name.
Either that or a death rollercoaster. Or strapped to a massive bomb, so that I don’t even get to feel the pain.
Pulverized pelvis or old age
guillotine
A handful of Xanax washed down with a fifth of Uncle Nearest whiskey.
That should do the trick. 👍🏾
Fired into the black hole at the centre of the galaxy.
Cause then the state would be duty bound to keep me alive and healthy till it is technically possible.
Strapped to a rocket and fired at the sun.
Like Major King Kong in Dr Strangelove.
I want to be bored to death
Firing squad. I’m going out in a hail of bullets.
Firing squad
Nitrogen asphyxiation for planned, cervical spine shear for immediate. It’s like getting decapitated with it still attached.
Nitrogen poisoning
15 milligrams of pentobarbital please. You litterally just fall asleep and don’t wake up it’s considered the most humane way possible.
I’d like to be blown up in the most shocking way possible with people watching.
Wood chipper.
Based on the last time I had to call an LEO to euthanize a deer i hit…it would not be gunshot.
I choose divide judgement. If I deserve death, let God strike me down.
ANFO Explosion
If you want me dead then you must be willing to clean up the mess. It’s instant death.
Firing squad
Nitrous Oxide.
The euthanasia coaster
Thermonuclear explosion. Ideally in a populated area.
Give me a bottle of whiskey and put me in a room and fill it helium. I’ll get drunk and laugh at my high pitched voice till I fall asleep
Guillatine for sure, but for ones still used Firing squad 100%, then hanging second. Lethal injection sounds horrible when botched. Then electric chair last if it’s still used.
Formal way : Guillotine or firing squad
Informal way : poisoned last meal, something painless
Tactical nuclear weapon. If I’m going down, I’m taking a bunch of you with me!
Execution by a headshot
Nitrogen. You get dizzy, then you get stoned, then you’re out. All over in a few minutes.
Getting fingered by a bull elephant
Butt sex
Between some thick thighs
Shoot me in the head.
I’m swinging between hanging and garrotting.
Just shoot me in the head with a 30-06. Quick, easy, cheap and effective.
Fire me out of a cannon at a wall
Firing squad
Firing squad
speedball, maybe.
Falling to a supermassive black hole. A more realistic would be alcohol poisoning
Do you have a menu?
Death by meteor strike. When I’m far enough from anyone else to get hurt.
Just shoot me!
Bullet to the dome
Firing squad
Snuff
Firing squad, no hood smoking a cigar
I’m torn between gas putting me to sleep or something sexual. Or explosions surrounding the head
Thanos snap
Opioid coma right before getting beheaded.
Natural
I want to be shot in the head with a revolver and then cremated, then my ashes are to be fired out of a cannon into the stratosphere. Long live Hunter S. Thompson
Suffocating to death by a pile of puppies or kittens
Firing squad by Automated turrets with 4 soldiers each pressing a red button, one of those 4 buttons is the firing button.
Firing squad
Suffocation by Colin Jost’s ass.
Shrinked to a small size and swallowed by my crush
Lethal injection, but if I got to pick just give me a bunch of opioids and sedatives so I just fall asleep please.
I’d prefer getting beaten to death in a ghetto – starving there or getting cremated alive at the concentration camp doesn’t sound the most pleasant, and neither does dying in a cattle car. Alternatively, I could become a political figure of some sort and get long knived. Idrk.
laughing gas
Firing squad, as far as I’ve heard it’s the least painful and you are dead immidietly
Poison
Firing squad
Anti aircraft gun.
Sounds amazing.