We were eating ice cream and she picked up her phone, sent a quick text and put it back down and my phone buzzed, saw it was from her and opened it to see she sent me nudes while sitting across from me.
While having dinner at a nice restaurant, she excused herself to the ladies room. When she came back she nonchalantly handed me a crumpled up red g string and asked if I could put that in my pocket for her.
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A kink of theirs is to be walked around wearing a fursuit and harness while listening to Korn- Freak on a Leash
I had to pay a ticket to view her
When you actually see their “tip” and you’ve barely ordered appetizers and drinks 🥸
You can always see it in their eyes. And maybe smile.
she kept randomly biting me, even during our lunch and stuff. i came home and you could see each tooth in the bruises. never talked to her again.
they’ll ask u about ur fetishes (something I do myself haha)
Both arms on the same side
They answered the ad
All I know is when you’re 18 it may take a date or two- but hopefully by the time you are 21 you can see it from hello.
They keep bringing up human centipede.
Asking about the wildest place you’ve had sex…speaking from experience
its subtle, but a butthole piercing is a good indicator that you might have a freak on your hands
he gets a doggie bag of left overs then makes you eat them like a dog on the floor the worst part is you love it
When you get a call from Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
she’s wearing a strap on
Like freak in a good way, like she’s up for anything or does she kill things in a bad way
You can’t met her outside her home, only in an unlit deserted carpark
Skin tight dress and fuck-me pumps on the first date.
She told me she wanted to tie me up when I took her home
If they have a visible 3rd eye
They have 4 noses
I always liked seeing what accounts they follow on instagram if I can find it lol I can’t believe what people follow publicly sometimes
Every time you fart they say gesundheit.
They show up with a basket of lotion
Redhead.
Handcuffs on a first date.
She wasn’t wearing panties and made it well known sex was on the menu.
We were eating ice cream and she picked up her phone, sent a quick text and put it back down and my phone buzzed, saw it was from her and opened it to see she sent me nudes while sitting across from me.
If ClownCore is their favorite music genre.
If they set fire to things for fun.
If they unironically keep Fallout KLEO level contingency plans for various people in their irl community.
They talk about their ex on a first date. Bonus freak points if they also say “they were crazy”
They were a librarian.Â
Bookworm. Every one.
While having dinner at a nice restaurant, she excused herself to the ladies room. When she came back she nonchalantly handed me a crumpled up red g string and asked if I could put that in my pocket for her.
First dates at swinger parties.
Probably the handcuffs hanging off her handbag
She begins to proclaim her love for The Human Centipede in the middle of the restaurant
If their chest cavity opens revealing a row of hidden razor sharp teeth.
When she hands you a leash, and asks you to hook it up to her nose ring..
redhead but not natural red, dyed red
When a man’s demeanor shifts and good girl has an undertone and goes from good girl to thats my good girl. Its all in the eyes I can usually tell.
She asked me where the craziest place I ever had sex was- on our first date
They have mommy/daddy issues. Both?
We met on a fetish site
I dont know, I’m a usually the one ya know that lowers the tone
They’re on a date with me (also a freak)