What’s the most absurd thing you’ve cried over?

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What’s the most absurd thing you’ve cried over?

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  1. CakesForLife Avatar

    Ran out of hundreds and thousands.

  2. InspectorIcy4605 Avatar

    Ketika orang yang kita lindungi tidak bisa memberi yang terbaik buat mereka

  3. MissDani01_ Avatar

    Once saw someone cut a cake before singing happy birthday and legit teared up. Felt like watching society crumble in real time.

  4. sunnysideup2323 Avatar

    Saw a record cabinet on the side of the road. My boyfriend wouldn’t let me stop and bring it home.

  5. F1_rm Avatar

    The leftovers I was excited for were actually eaten by someone else. Like I had plans man…

  6. Nervous_Classroom_85 Avatar

    I dropped a jar of pickles after waiting all day to get them. I was on my period

  7. LuckyDad52 Avatar

    Hetero, older male here…cried at broke back mountain

  8. Suspicious_Pilot6486 Avatar

    A butterfly that was sitting so pretty on the hood of a car. I reached out to touch it and accidentally knocked it into the crack, causing it to land in the engine space where im sure it met its demise. That was about 30 yrs ago.

  9. thelovinglivingshop Avatar

    Last week I went to McDonalds and as being handed my order, the gal says “the sauce and straw are in the bag”. I felt rushed at the window so I didn’t double check. I get home and had no sauce for nuggs. Same as the day before. I really needed a sauce win and I cried in the driveway.

  10. XxxGoldDustWomanxxX Avatar

    Running out of parchment paper to cover the lasagna I was baking.

    EDIT: Forgot it was foil I ran out of; used parchment paper instead.

  11. marvelous_omelette Avatar

    Missing the ice cream truck.

  12. waterandleaves99 Avatar

    Happy tears. Everyone on the whole street pulled over and out of the way for the ambulance and I was so proud and thankful

  13. every1poos Avatar

    Clouds. They were just fluffy clouds in a bright blue sky but it was such a beautiful summer day and I was blown away by how lucky I was to see that sky

  14. EmoSuportHufflepuff Avatar

    I walked out my front door, I live in Arizona, a snake was crawling across the ground. I actually cried one because he doesn’t have any arms and he has to crawl on the ground and two it’s freaking hot as hell in Arizona and that scalding hot pavement had to be hot and burning his body.

  15. SparkleStorm1221 Avatar

    My bf not knowing how to make A baked potato…I teased him..he got mad and I cried 😅😂

  16. LittleBlue127 Avatar

    My chocolate peanut butter ice cream had mini peanut butter cups instead of a peanut butter ripple like I was expecting. I’d already had a bad day and was looking forward to my treat, so I cried over the ice cream.

  17. Imaginary-Walk-6688 Avatar

    I really wanted fruity pebbles 🙈we had none

  18. Bright_Mousse_1758 Avatar

    Running around for two hours as a kid frantically looking for my glasses at 3 in the morning, I burst into tears and tried to wipe them, finding they were on my face the entire time.

  19. SchemeSquare2152 Avatar

    Tv commercials at Christmas. Every fucking year.

  20. EmoSuportHufflepuff Avatar

    I was very close to homeless, I had a little bit of a jar of tomato sauce left and some spaghetti noodles. I made everything up I went to go eat my sad spaghetti and my spaghetti fell on the floor. So I was crying and I ate floor spaghetti.

  21. Legitimate-Fee1017 Avatar

    Finishing off a bag of rainbow goldfish.. yes, I was about to start my period

  22. skinamadink Avatar

    My local cat rescue had to cancel their spaghetti dinner fundraiser because hardly anyone bought tickets. I saw their post on Facebook and burst into tears lol

  23. No-Honey-3704 Avatar

    wanting homemade peach cobbler and ice cream 8 months pregnant at 2AM

  24. irkybirky Avatar

    Spilled milk. Just can’t help it

  25. alm1688 Avatar

    We had a student teacher for a very long time and she was going to stop student teaching and I was so upset that I wouldn’t be seeing her every day anymore… idk why I was so upset about it, but after saying goodbye to her I recall crying about it on the bus ride home. In my defense, I was in middle school and I think it meant that our actual teacher was going to be teaching us every day again and I wasn’t a fan of her…

  26. IAmTheNorthwestWind Avatar

    My childhood best friend of 20+ years calling me 2 weeks ago and telling me him and his wife are expecting their first child….”You’re gonna be an uncle” and bam

  27. DoodlePete Avatar

    My dog and also listening to great music.

  28. DenverTigerCO Avatar

    I almost cried today because I was hungry and had food with me and the drivers were going slow for no reason and it took a while to get home

  29. TwinFrogs Avatar

    After my wife passed, weird things make me cut the onions. Like some random movie or just an old family picture. 

  30. Disastrous-Rush7113 Avatar

    How cute my neighbors dog is. I bawled for about 20 minutes over her cuteness

  31. MiloTheGreyhound Avatar

    Someone ate my molasses cookies I was saving for after work. Devastation.

  32. love2bath Avatar

    I was working on a perler bead design of a octopus and when I went to iron it it fell over and all the beads went on the floor. I balled my eyes out for 10 mins straight.

  33. ContributionBright28 Avatar

    My youngest daughter one time cried like the dickens cause she saw a cigarette but on a hike,

    I love her so much

  34. ImNotVoldemort Avatar

    I’ve cried because I felt bad for myself for being sad, lol

  35. oto_jono Avatar

    I was crying because I was getting “cry drops” on my paper -_-

  36. CompetitiveOwl1986 Avatar

    I can’t watch those animal cruelty commercials. 😓

  37. AnybodySeeMyKeys Avatar

    I’m an Episcopalian, which means we hold to a pretty high standard of hymnody. When the procession comes and the sopranos in the choir hit the descant….well it gets me every time.

  38. Lyeta1_1 Avatar

    I couldn’t eat a blueberry turnover and all I wanted was a blueberry turn over 😂

    (I have celiac disease so no I couldn’t just go get one, because I absolutely would have if I could have)

  39. Soberpsycho- Avatar

    Spilling a coffee. Signed, tired mom of 5.

  40. Truthfulldude1 Avatar

    In retrospect, my ex-girlfriend. She was garbage.. I cried over garbage. Like, tf.

  41. Sabawoon_88 Avatar

    Once cried because I dropped a slice of pizza. It was like the universe had conspired to take away my one true love, and I had to mourn it properly.

  42. atomicrutabaga Avatar

    Butter dish fell and broke. I mourned for 4 years until I found one just like it to replace it.

  43. Careful-Zucchini4317 Avatar

    I was on a few tabs of acid, feelin lonely, then I saw a lone goose flying and honking, I said “I’m sorry Mr. Goose, I hope you find your friends” and busted out crying

  44. DogsDucks Avatar

    I am pregnant. My husband gasped at one of the dogs and for no reason I thought it was a bee!?! And I love bees.

    But I screamed and cried. Then got startled by a leaf. Cannot emphasize enough how wild these hormones are.

  45. Sea_Nature_5866 Avatar

    Dr Greene dying in ER! Bawled my eyes out for a good hour!

  46. Defiant_Abalone_7161 Avatar

    I cried over a dude I loved but he didnt like me because im a dude

  47. BriideofFrankie09 Avatar

    When I was pregnant with my son I called my husband at work sobbing because Family Dollar didn’t have a specific Birthday giftbag I was looking for. Pregnancy hormons are a bitch.

  48. tobmom Avatar

    BK put egg on my croissanwich. I don’t eat egg. I sobbed for too long. I’m blaming it on pregnancy.

  49. A-Supurb-Owl Avatar

    I had a laparoscopic surgery years ago and was still pretty out of it when I got home. I went to the bathroom to pee and saw that they had sewn my belly button closed!! I was devastated and went crying ugly tears to my husband about my ruined navel. After he got me calmed down, he informed me that sweetheart, it’s just glue, and it’ll eventually dissolve. :/ happy to report my belly button is fine

  50. kel174 Avatar

    Either the time I balled my eyes out when I was pregnant because my partner wasn’t a male seahorse to give birth to our child instead of me or the time I became bedridden and so ill that I couldn’t understand what was going on around me and discovered a “hole” in my elbow and cried my eyes out to my partner about it or receiving a squishmallow in the mail and crying after seeing it because “it’s just so cute”. Yup

  51. DolphinMama5 Avatar

    I had made my husband the most amazing sandwich. I mean it was a masterpiece. I was so dang proud of it. I was carrying it to him. And it FELL. Onto the floor all over and I was devastated. I started crying and was so upset. My kids and husband thought it was the funniest thing. Of course my husband at the same time felt bad and honestly I sit here now and laugh at how silly it was for me to cry over that. But yeah… lol This was like 7 years ago and they ALL STILL bring it up. They never let me forget that. 🤣😫😭😂

  52. pm_me_x-files_quotes Avatar

    When I was a kid, I was invited to a friend’s birthday party. My mom took me to Toys R Us to get the friend a gift. I decided on a decent-sized plushie of a dog.

    On the drive home, I stared at the plushie and just started crying. My mom asked what was wrong. I told her I was afraid this plushie wasn’t going to be given a good enough home.

    I think I was in 5th grade when this happened, so my mom was like, “oh shit, we gotta up your blood sugar” because I had no idea why it was affecting me so much. After I had some french fries, I was no longer super attached to a plushie I was going to give away in a week.

  53. BoysenberryAwkward76 Avatar

    I got emotional about wanting Ben Affleck to find happiness. I’m not a big fan or anything at all I just got really emotional about it one day.

  54. bomdiggitybee Avatar

    My cat would never see the ocean.

  55. CohenCohenGone Avatar

    Seeing fireflies for the first time (when I was an adult).

  56. yoooinks Avatar

    Africa by Toto

    Was so high that I cried at its beauty the first time I heard it

  57. suspended_animation_ Avatar

    I cried over a made-up scenario in my head. I am very good at hurting my own damn feelings.. 🥲

  58. NJTrash Avatar

    I’m away for two nights, and I’m crying because I miss my dog

  59. intro_blurt Avatar

    Opportunity’s last message. My battery is low, and it’s getting dark.

  60. SecretlyPissed Avatar

    After the birth of my son in 1996, I suffered from postpartum depression. In those days, it was referred to as “the baby blues.” One morning I was watching the Today show, and it happened to be Bryant Gumbel’s last day. I was not a Bryant Gumbel fan, but they showed this montage of clips of him over the years interviewing guests, interacting with colleagues, special assignments etc. I literally bawled through the entire segment. Over Bryant Gumbel! Ridiculous!
    Shortly after this I started taking low dose antidepressants and improved greatly. PPD is real, folks.

  61. garbagegoat Avatar

    Hysterically ugly cried when my favorite taco place changed up their veg burrito. The new one wasn’t the same! And before anyone asks yes I was pregnant and it was my go to meal at any given time.

  62. emchang3 Avatar

    Three weeks ago I had a good cry while reading the Gettysburg Address, because it feels like the deck is stacked against our government of the people, by the people, and for the people. The absurd part is how it’s happening.

  63. PixelStain Avatar

    DEEP cut here… but when I was like 12-14 (2009-11) I saw a comment on YouTube saying the World of Warcraft song/video creator “Oxhorn” had died… and I cried in a Walmart parking lot in front of my parents… sister made fun of me, and parents scolded her… turns out it was a fake comment and he’s still alive and kicking 😅🤣 (I think the YouTube channel was “MadCowStudios”

  64. Own_Construction2682 Avatar

    I went on vacation and left my mom to watch my place. I came home and it was completely trashed and there was literal shit trailing the floors. She had walked into poop and didn’t care that she did.

    I cried for three hours cleaning it up.

  65. Galacticwave98 Avatar

    I was a child at the time but my mom used to take us to this old man barbershop to get our hair cut but then suddenly one day she took us to the Hair Cuttery instead. This was the 90s and they had these very 90s images on the wall of these aeon flux looking women and androgynous men and I started crying because I thought they were going to somehow “cut my hair like a girl’s hair”. 

  66. arulzokay Avatar

    my dad ate my ham sandwich that I had covered with stickers.

    I was on my period and hysterical lmao. my mom was like: go buy her a new one -_-

  67. LoHoHoAndBehold Avatar

    One time Church’s put gravy on my mashed potatoes and I was too hormonal to cope 😂 Threw them out in an exhausted, tear-streaming rage.

  68. Weird_Strange_Odd Avatar

    One time a magpie sang for me.

  69. jimbojangles1987 Avatar

    My vape died 2 mins into my lunch break

  70. Serene_Hedgehog Avatar

    Getting my dads birthday wrong and saying happy birthday a day early 🙁 he didnt care but i felt soo bad

  71. HawaiianSteak Avatar

    Two Ewoks getting blasted and only one of them got up.

  72. OfAnthony Avatar

    When I realized the Hartford Whalers were never coming back. 2008ish.

  73. alittlebitnutty Avatar

    I was sorting laundry and had one sock left with no match. I cried because it seemed so lonely and maybe would never find a mate again. Hormones were also involved.

  74. RaRecall133331 Avatar

    Those solider coming home to their family or dog commercials. Stupid commercials trigger some kind of automatic response in me every time.

  75. TheUnknown285 Avatar

    Seven/eight year old me was apoplectic when he found out about daylight savings time.

  76. CalledPlay Avatar

    When reading Goodnight Moon, my son stopped pointing at the bowl full of mush. He used to be enamored with it. He’d point then look up at me. Now, he’s grown out of pointing at it.

  77. SubAussie_ Avatar

    Dropped my ice cream last week onto my kitchen counter but it was still salvageable so I went to grab it only to drop it AGAIN into my sink filled with dirty dish water.. it was my last one

  78. UpandAtThem1952 Avatar

    The Simpson movie where Marge was giving her goodbye speech too Homer.

  79. Cesa-BUTTERFLY12 Avatar

    Literally nothing. We were in the car on our way to Dennys and I just started ugly sobbing. I couldn’t breathe. I was perfectly fine having a pleasant chat with my fiancé and BAM I was upset.

    5 hrs later I found out I was pregnant

  80. coffeeroaster8868 Avatar

    The last episode of MASH. Cried like a baby as a 13 yo boy in front of all my friends.

  81. CianGal13 Avatar

    I was driving to work at 6:30 this morning when I noticed a spider was on the outside of the windshield. I wasn’t able to pull over to gently remove it and burst into tears while telling it how sorry I was and that I hoped it lived a good life. Ah the joys of menopause

  82. uwwu_uwuu Avatar

    Lately my hormones are acting up and been crying once a week or more like once every two weeks lol.

    But one thing that remained during my childhood days was that when I came back home from school, was looking for my puppy and my parents told me they sold it to some foreigner for 200 pesos 🙂 bcs he was begging for the pup. I was crying and my parents was like here you can have the money. “No you kept it I dont want it, I want my dog” 🙇‍♀️

  83. trippinoncatnip87 Avatar

    I couldn’t find a rock I was looking for.

    In my defense, I was a young teenager and I was on my period.

  84. sherberticepickle43 Avatar

    Pizza place getting my order wrong. I was pregnant and didn’t receive my cravings 😂