Off the top of my head, ‘battlefield earth’ comes to mind. I’ve probably seen worse B or C films, but this thing had a budget, and stars, and was just awful. It’s the first time I remember being taken out of a film, while seeing it, and being like “this is not watchable “ the next would be whatever movie that the Predator is sending text messages…
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. I’ve never walked out of a movie, but the only reason I didn’t walk out of that one was because I was with my brother in law and he might have wondered where I was.
Some real stinkers I’ve seen.. probably the Super Mario Bros movie, from 1993. Live action, Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. Lol, I saw it in the theatre with friends on my tenth birthday, weekend premiere. So the awfulness of it is particularly memorable for me.
Hands down, Midnight Over Manhattan. And it’s not even the name of the movie. It was so bad I didn’t finish it and I couldn’t even commit the name to memory.
Hitman: Agent 47. Not just the worst video game movie, it is the WORST movie of all time generally. Poor acting, dialogue, action scenes, stunts, car chases, story, camerawork, editing, you name it. There isn’t one redeemable trait about the movie. To anyone who has seen it, please let me know if I’m exaggerating. 0 out of 100 for me.
The only movie I’ve ever gotten up and walked out of the theater on is Highlander 2. That’s the worst worst movie I’ve seen.
The best worst movie I’ve ever seen, though, is Quest For The Mighty Sword. Some of the gems of this cinematic marvel include:
* The main character carries his sword in a back sheath, because it’s mighty. The problem is, the actor can’t get it back into the sheath, so when he’s done with the fight, he literally holds it over his shoulder and runs off camera.
* Several of the actors are visibly straining to read their lines. Badly.
* The Mighty Sword is received about half an hour into the movie. The rest is…Quest for, uh, something.
* No horses. They run everywhere, but not in a funny Python way, more like a “We spent the entire budget on the hero’s loincloth” way.
* The same puppet is used both for the Old Wise Teacher that helps our hero reforge the Mighty Sword (with a campfire and a rock if I remember right, but I could be wrong, it was 30 years ago and I was drunk), and the Big Bad Evil Dude.
There’s so much more. It’s truly worth an evening if you have booze and popcorn.
A modern aircraft carrier gets sent back to the pearl harbor bombing.
And then nothing fucking happens, they check things out, debate on doing anything, and they leave and come back to modern time.
Like what is the fucking point? No other movie is this big of a waste of time. Even bad movies at least tried to be entertaining or say something. There’s nothing here. It’s just a time vacuum.
I’ve seen a lot of shitters over the years because I have fun doing it. So far the worst have been: The Emoji Movie, Foodfight, Dead Clowns, Dracula 3000, Fred: The Movie, and Manos the Hands of Fate (although I love this movie and have seen it 6x)
Despite the serious competition, wonder woman 2 really was some of the worst of the worst I’ve seen.
A plot that was at best morally sketchy, no actor talent, and right in the sweet spot where it isn’t bad enough to be funny nor good enough to even enjoy any parts of. I would watch frogs before that, and I really hate that movie.
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The Emoji Movie
oppenheimer omg..longest three hours of my life i was tweaking in the theater
EDIT: the back and forth upvote/downvote is making me laugh
Eternals and not even close
Life
McQ
Postal the Movie inspired by the game Postal, almost anything Uwe Boll has done as a director could qualify here.
Passengers
loud raspberry noise and thumbs down
Skinamarink
The Fountain. Fuck that movie.
Emilia Perez
Twilight
Tusk
Tree of Life
Off the top of my head, ‘battlefield earth’ comes to mind. I’ve probably seen worse B or C films, but this thing had a budget, and stars, and was just awful. It’s the first time I remember being taken out of a film, while seeing it, and being like “this is not watchable “ the next would be whatever movie that the Predator is sending text messages…
Unbroken
It was supposed to be a war movie, or a survival in the ocean or like great escape or something.
It was the single most boring movie I’ve ever sat through.
I was not its audience, but I don’t want to meet anyone who is.
Llamageddon
Thought it was going to be “funny bad” like Velocipastor
Instead, it was so bad we didn’t get past 15-20 min
The opening credit animations was the highlight
The lobster
Four dogs playing poker.
The Host
Everything everywhere all at once.
Kirk Cameron’s saving Christmas
I need a list for best movies to watch actually
Movie 43
Dragonball Evolution
Sharknado.
Either 8mm or Bug.
I don’t even know the name. It was a band movie that was so bad we walked out until the real movie started. Couldn’t be in the room.
Blonde. The portrayal of Marilyn Monroe in that movie is very distasteful.
Video of my birth
The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot.
The best part is that it takes itself seriously.
Human centipede 🤮
Its a tie between Ishtar and Gili.
Flipped
The Pledge
Cooler Than Ice
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. I’ve never walked out of a movie, but the only reason I didn’t walk out of that one was because I was with my brother in law and he might have wondered where I was.
After Earth. Jaden Smith can’t act his way out of a paper bag.
Howling VII: New Moon Rising
Probably the Dead like me movie.
The happening.
Yogi Bear. Even my kids 8 and 11 at the time hated it.
Piranha…
The Turning
Rebel Moon & Rebel Moon 2
Land Shark. It’s on Amazon Prime. If you’re looking for another reason to cancel your subscription, this is it.
The stupids
Independence Day 2.
Napoleon Dynamite
Geostorm , hands down the worst
I have 3 that compete for that title.
Catwoman
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Druids
X Men Dark Phoenix
The master of disguise. horrible
The new world
Glass on Netflix. It genuinely felt like they spent 90% of their budget on Samuel L Jackson and had no money left for anything else.
The tailor of Panama. First film I walked out of
Date Movie
Quarentine
Some real stinkers I’ve seen.. probably the Super Mario Bros movie, from 1993. Live action, Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. Lol, I saw it in the theatre with friends on my tenth birthday, weekend premiere. So the awfulness of it is particularly memorable for me.
I don’t think anything could ever top Baby Geniuses.. the fact there were sequels!
The majestic, sappy 90’s Jim Carrey movie, is the only time I’ve ever walked out of the theater in the middle of a movie.
Pawn Shop Chronicles…good lord!
Envy. I would’ve thought Jack Black and Ben Stiller would be great but it sucked ass.
To date, The Crow reboot. What a pos
Chicken Park.
Grown Ups 2. First and last Adam Sandler movie I watched. Best thing about it was Cameron Boyce.
I’m only here to say you can end your sentence at “watched” the rest is redundant.
I’ve watched a lot of awful movies but Superman IV still wins.
Nothing but Trouble or National Lampoon’s Class Reunion
Dragonball Evolution!
Vampires kiss…..Nicolas Cage
Cats (non-Butthole Cut)
Can’t remember the title, but it was about a serial killing tire named Hector
College is never on this list and should be. I’m all for a late night comedy but there needs to be some comedy in it.
An oldie but baddie: Ishtar.
The Humans
Left Behind
Moonfall
Dead dudes in the house. It was amusing though.
Cats. Probably an unfair comment because I didn’t see the whole thing. I walked out.
Lucy. We literally put a post it note inside the movie to remind future us not to watch it.
Thanksgiving
The Wedding Date
The Clan of the Cave Bear.
One of my earliest experiences of seeing a beloved book get wrecked on the big screen.
Although there were a few early Stephen King movies in that category as well.
Mother.
RIPD
Manos: The Hand of Fate
Trap
Les Enfamts Terribles.
Jack and Jill. Literally did not laugh or react once. How Adam Sandler won worst actor and actress says it all 😂
Krull. It is SO bad.
Disneys Pinocchio live action
Ishtar.
Not one but almost every telugu movie except 9 or 10.
Paranormal Activity. It’s a snooze fest watching practically nothing happen for 2 hours.
Hands down, Midnight Over Manhattan. And it’s not even the name of the movie. It was so bad I didn’t finish it and I couldn’t even commit the name to memory.
The Meg
Nicolas cadge- the knowing.
Glitter – starring Mariah Carey IMDB gives it 2.7/10. I’d give it O
Wired. The story of John Belushi, but with a guardian angel and Michael Chiklis. Solely watched it because my dad said it sucked. He did not lie.
The Last Airbender comes to mind for how much of a disservice it was to the series.
It’s a battle between:
Totem, a bottom of the barrel Full moon pictures movie from the 90s and
Red Zone Cuba, so boring even the MST3K guys had nothing to work with
I’m going with Totem because I’m not watching either ever again just for comparison reasons.
The Room
Bullet Train
Lucy. I can’t understand why an actor like Morgan Freeman even agreed to work in that movie….awful
Hitman: Agent 47. Not just the worst video game movie, it is the WORST movie of all time generally. Poor acting, dialogue, action scenes, stunts, car chases, story, camerawork, editing, you name it. There isn’t one redeemable trait about the movie. To anyone who has seen it, please let me know if I’m exaggerating. 0 out of 100 for me.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey.
No question about it.
lol
The Dead Don’t Die.
Harry Potter
Frozen, not the kids Disney movie
The one where Eddie Murphy is the dad and Jonah Hill is the white boyfriend.
What a terrible fucking movie.
The only movie I’ve ever gotten up and walked out of the theater on is Highlander 2. That’s the worst worst movie I’ve seen.
The best worst movie I’ve ever seen, though, is Quest For The Mighty Sword. Some of the gems of this cinematic marvel include:
* The main character carries his sword in a back sheath, because it’s mighty. The problem is, the actor can’t get it back into the sheath, so when he’s done with the fight, he literally holds it over his shoulder and runs off camera.
* Several of the actors are visibly straining to read their lines. Badly.
* The Mighty Sword is received about half an hour into the movie. The rest is…Quest for, uh, something.
* No horses. They run everywhere, but not in a funny Python way, more like a “We spent the entire budget on the hero’s loincloth” way.
* The same puppet is used both for the Old Wise Teacher that helps our hero reforge the Mighty Sword (with a campfire and a rock if I remember right, but I could be wrong, it was 30 years ago and I was drunk), and the Big Bad Evil Dude.
There’s so much more. It’s truly worth an evening if you have booze and popcorn.
Fateful Findings by Niel Breen I dare you to watch it
The Star Wars Christmas Special is definitely up there.
Pontypool.
Laser blast
It’s a tie between House of Wax and Get Him to The Greek
At least in House of Wax we get to see Paris Hilton get snuffed.
Moonfall was pretty bad. It’s the first one that came to mind.
Avatar by m night shyamalan
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
The only 3 movies I’ve walked out of the theater of are
Suburbicon, Hail Caeser, and the Grimsby Brothers
So one of those by far
From Justin to Kelly
Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill will haunt me for the rest of my days…
Bucky Larson: Born to Be A Star is a crime against comedy.
But Bitch probably failed the hardest at its own premise on feminism.
Meet the Spartans. Saw it in theaters and it was basically nothing but kicking a bunch of celebrities into the pit.
Edit: lmao Jesus Christ it’s got 2% on rotten tomatoes
Waterworld! Talk about the worst 3 hours of your life! Ugh!
Forces of Nature or The Color of Money.
titanic
Tangerine
Any movie EXCEPT The Room (2003).
Love Rosie
Miami Vice.
Any movie except The Room (2003).
The Fountain
I feel like it’s not hated enough but
The Final Countdown
A modern aircraft carrier gets sent back to the pearl harbor bombing.
And then nothing fucking happens, they check things out, debate on doing anything, and they leave and come back to modern time.
Like what is the fucking point? No other movie is this big of a waste of time. Even bad movies at least tried to be entertaining or say something. There’s nothing here. It’s just a time vacuum.
I’ve seen a lot of shitters over the years because I have fun doing it. So far the worst have been: The Emoji Movie, Foodfight, Dead Clowns, Dracula 3000, Fred: The Movie, and Manos the Hands of Fate (although I love this movie and have seen it 6x)
Madam Web was pretty fuckin terrible
Brown Bunny… utterly AWFUL!! The only reason we even watched the catastrophe is because Chloe Sevigny gives an actual b.j. in it
Despite the serious competition, wonder woman 2 really was some of the worst of the worst I’ve seen.
A plot that was at best morally sketchy, no actor talent, and right in the sweet spot where it isn’t bad enough to be funny nor good enough to even enjoy any parts of. I would watch frogs before that, and I really hate that movie.
S Darko, the sequel to Donnie Darko.
rubber, though it’s in some respects also the greatest
Megalopolis… I was dead sober but felt like I was high watching it
Either Suicide Squad or The Room (although that one is actually really funny)
Avatar the last air bender.
Hulk, with Eric Bana
I won free tickets and it wasn’t worth the free tickets.
Scent of a Woman.
Hoo-ah.