10 million in your account tax free, but every photo taken of you for the rest of your life your eyes are closed.

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10 million in your account tax free, but every photo taken of you for the rest of your life your eyes are closed.

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  2. Toxicrunback Avatar

    I’ll take the Earl Hickey pill.

  3. l1v3l0v3l4ugh Avatar

    I really do think I could get down with this. I’m not on social sites and I hate selfies. Only get a photo with the fam every once in a while. Could just say that my eyes are unnaturally photoscopically sensitive.

  4. Sulky_fricke Avatar

    I’m pretty sure I’d take this even if it was like 10 grand haha

  5. HeroinJimmy Avatar

    Sure. No one takes photos of me anyway and if someone really wants one I can always throw on some sunglasses. Works for Stevie wonder

  6. JukeBoxHero1997 Avatar

    I’d take that.

    I don’t care much for social media, so no issues there. I could easily retire with that much money, so no worrying about a work ID. My girlfriend might get mad about wedding pictures, but given the circumstances, I think she’ll get past it

  7. ReflectionLess5230 Avatar

    Absolutely. I already take terrible photos, who cares if they get even worse

  8. cromulent-potato Avatar

    I’d take this for probably $10k. As long as it doesn’t include official documents like passport/visa or drivers license photos.

  9. DavidVegas83 Avatar

    Only photos I care about would be the professionally taken family photo of me and my wife and kids. Any professional would be able to photo shop to give me open eyes, outside of that, why would I care, I don’t post on social media.

  10. OdinThePoodle Avatar

    So I’m Forrest Gump? Sounds great.

  11. singleguy79 Avatar

    That’s fine. I don’t take great pics anyways.

  12. Unlikely_Mail4402 Avatar

    I hate having my picture taken anyway. hell yes.

  13. iLikeReddit2142 Avatar

    10 million and I already don’t like having my picture taken? Sure. Where do I sign?

  14. TorinVanGram Avatar

    I’m good with Photoshop. I’m sure I can figure something out. 

  15. Septemvile Avatar

    I don’t like people taking photos of me anyway, so done deal.

  16. blah10- Avatar

    Nope, can’t do it. Not worth it

  17. DRKMSTR Avatar

    "My name is Earl" 

  18. theZombieKat Avatar

    10 million to never be able to get a new passport, driver’s license, or any other photo ID, wich I will need to do things with my money.

    unless I can take a video of myself and then extract a frame to print and use as a passport photo, but that could be done for any photo I want so would seem to be defeating the point.

  19. Icy_Helicopter_9624 Avatar

    I don’t care if my eyes are open. I’ll take the money.

  20. bugabooandtwo Avatar

    …sure? That is about the weakest "downside" I’ve seen in one of these hypotheticals.

  21. garulousmonkey Avatar

    That’s an easy one.  Yes.

  22. Tg264V2 Avatar

    The things I go through and would be willing to go through for fractions of a fraction of that amount, and you think I wouldn’t accept that deal?

  23. Glum-System-7422 Avatar

    that’s already what happens, so i’ll take the 10 million please 

  24. Ta-veren- Avatar

    Easy money! Even more since the people over at photoshop requests are wizards

  25. TopperMadeline Avatar

    Sure. Just glue googly eyes on me.

  26. Narrow-Guava1647 Avatar

    Can I use AI to redo the photo?

  27. wyrms-fire1113 Avatar

    With that money I can pay for photoshop or a painter to paint instead of using a camera so it’s not a photo but a painting

  28. ZedisonSamZ Avatar

    Hilarious. Done. ✅

  29. mountednoble99 Avatar

    Cool! Then no one will ever want to take a picture of me! Double win!

  30. Cat-Sonantis Avatar

    Yeah, that’s fine, things can be retouched I’m sure. In any case I want the money more than I do the good photos

  31. VSBakes Avatar

    I don’t like pictures now so sure.

  32. battlehamstar Avatar

    That’s what all my photos are like. Hand the money over.

  33. Coffey2828 Avatar

    Easy yes. This already happens without the 10 million. I can’t even tell if my eyes are open or not, I have to zoom in to see.

  34. kalabaddon Avatar

    Take it, and then challenge someone to get a photo of me with my eyes open. any bets!

  35. metalguy187 Avatar

    Done. Photoshop is a pretty useful tool.

  36. ReverendLoki Avatar

    For 10 mil I’d get tattoos of my real eyes on my eyelids.

  37. wickedfemale Avatar

    would this make it impossible to have ID?

  38. Allysonsplace Avatar

    I’ll start doing elaborate eye makeup so I’m a work of art with my eyes closed.

    Photoshop for eyes open. The driver’s license is the only sticky thing. For that much, and since I literally just had to have a new picture done last month for my DL, I’m good for that 15 years of renewals. After that, hell, I’ll hire someone to drive me if they won’t let me get a DL with closed eyes!

  39. SuperTruthJustice Avatar

    This is a massive downside. Not worth to never be able to leave

  40. I-Am-Really-Bananas Avatar

    I’ll take it. Passport is good for 10 years.

  41. MelancholyBean Avatar

    I always look horrible in photos anyway. Give me the money!

  42. BigGuyNorthSide Avatar

    I would become a connoisseur of luxury sunglasses, and always have a pair on me to match the outfit and occasion. This would be really fun.

    Passport photos – these can always be edited. I’ll figure the rest out as a millionaire

  43. HelpingMeet Avatar

    Someone will take pictures of me too?? I’m in

    momlife

  44. Sethdarkus Avatar
  45. Insight2099 Avatar

    I’m half Asian and it’s obvious when I smile. So no difference in pics equals win for me!

  46. deerchortle Avatar

    Cool, I hate pictures anyway

  47. Alternative_Might556 Avatar

    Fine by me. I wouldn’t care. My gf, on the other hand, probably would, but oh well.

  48. whitemaleinasia Avatar

    Sign me up, I don’t like pictures of me.

  49. ChumpChainge Avatar

    I rarely and I mean like maybe once a year allow my photo anyway so yes sure. If I die before my wife she can have a digital artist put my eyes back in using old photos.

  50. tea-123 Avatar

    It’s fine .
    I’d take extremely high quality videos than select a scene with my eyes open . Then print.

  51. PRC_Spy Avatar

    Photoshop is a thing. I’ll take it.

  52. parkerm1408 Avatar

    I’d take this for far less. I dont even have pictures of myself for birth through 30

  53. Traceuratops Avatar

    Some of you need to figure out what money is before you set prices.

  54. Forsaken_Writing1513 Avatar

    I rarely if ever get my picture taken and frankly don’t care about things like that so I’ll take the money.

  55. Bishopped Avatar

    Bruh there are free apps that can offset this entirely. Easy $10 milly.

  56. An_thon_ny Avatar

    I take a lot of photos with sunglasses on as it is 😎 put it in the account.