Probably when your bra suddenly tries to assassinate you with a rogue underwire, or when you bend down and your boob just slams into something with full force. Unintentional, painful, and makes you question your life choices.😃😃
so i wear this one chain that’s apparently the perfect length to get caught on my nipple piercing.. hurts real bad when i accidentally yank on the chain when it’s caught on it haha
When you wear a g string and a skirt, then you find that the cheap cafe has plastic stool with many small holes on the seat. Your butt fills up this mould, and when you get up, you find yourself peel off the butt from the stool. It hurts and the butt cheeks also cover in the seat pattern.
If the table is low enough and you walk into a corner. Ouch.
When I was a kid I was walking on this metal pole and my feet slipped and I landed right between my legs, I ran home crying lol it was sooo fucking sore and burned even 💀
I’ve heard from some of my female friends that sometimes they’ll be brushing their hair while wearing nothing on the upper half and then the brush will slip and graze their nipple😬😬😬
When you put in your diva cup wrong/ at an angle and the stem stabs you in your opening, right on the edge and it feels like someone pinching you super hard on that thin skin. Anyone else? Just me?…..okay :’(
when i was a kid, i accidentally sat down on the handle of the sleigh(?) instead of the sleigh itself, and it hurt so bad that i had to tell my dad to bring me home 😭so probably that
Sometimes when I’m laying down on my stomach, I’ll squish my boob in a very specific way that I don’t even know how to explain or replicate, and it HURTS, so probably that lol
Well, technically if your labia are a bit bigger you can also get them in a weird or uncomfortable position when jumping on a bike saddle or something. But it wouldn’t press that much tissue like balls. I would say the sharp pain I can imagine that guys would have when sitting on their balls is probably in line with getting a tampon out that’s still dry or I would say: Almost all women know the feels of a sudden period cramp that shoots down into the butt/perineum area for no reason. They always come as a surprise and hurt like hell for a few seconds.
Because I’ve never had a kid (and had a male doc who did nothing to prevent this) I had a vasovagal syncope during first IUD insertion.
Basically, lack of ever having dilated cervix means he shoved too hard trying to make it fit.
Picture pain of a level I would have lost consciousness except for the suddenly crowded room filled with nurses and smelling salts burning under my nose.
They wouldn’t let me leave until my blood pressure had regulated an hour later.
When you’re on your period and your vagina goes “yeah, no” and you sit down and suddenly pain shoots up from your vagina to your whole pelvis with lots of pain…. It’s awful
This might not be an equivalent but I do enjoy having an opportunity to tell this story.
Once, I was feeling this annoying pain on my labia all throughout the day. When I finally had the chance to take a look at it when I got home, I realized a single strand of hair had wrapped around the loose skin and tied itself into a knot. Just a tiny part of skin, so imagine being pinched very sharply in the skin.
It was really quite tight so it took some fumbling to get it off, and that was really no fun.
When I lie down anywhere my dog always climbs on me to cuddle. Very cute. But when I’m on my period and he comes to cuddle he stabs his paw into my stomach every time and it hurts so bad 🥲
It might be akin to unintentionally squishing your clit—a tiny, delicate reminder that even the smallest parts of your body can pack a surprising punch.
Im a guy but whenever i see a girl with big breasts and her breasts bounce whenever it stretches downward i feel like it hurts. Like it’s stretching a dnd ripping at her chest skin
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accidentally hitting yourself in the boob
Nearly taking one of your nipples off with something by accident.
Probably when your bra suddenly tries to assassinate you with a rogue underwire, or when you bend down and your boob just slams into something with full force. Unintentional, painful, and makes you question your life choices.😃😃
one of your lips slipping out of the panties that you‘re wearing and sitting on that or getting that cought between tight pants and your underwear😅
so i wear this one chain that’s apparently the perfect length to get caught on my nipple piercing.. hurts real bad when i accidentally yank on the chain when it’s caught on it haha
Is it possible to sit wrong and pull out a tampon?
I’ve literally never accidentally shat on my balls.
I once got a hockey ball full speed in the tit, that was quite bad.
Pulling out a dry tampon
When you wear a g string and a skirt, then you find that the cheap cafe has plastic stool with many small holes on the seat. Your butt fills up this mould, and when you get up, you find yourself peel off the butt from the stool. It hurts and the butt cheeks also cover in the seat pattern.
If the table is low enough and you walk into a corner. Ouch.
When I was a kid I was walking on this metal pole and my feet slipped and I landed right between my legs, I ran home crying lol it was sooo fucking sore and burned even 💀
Getting your left tit caught in a mangle
Getting punched in the cervix during sex, or a bra underwire stabbing you.
Realizing your bra’s been trying to saw you in half for 6 hours and you just accepted it like a Victorian ghost.
Hitting your hips on corners all the time
your cat stepping all their weight directly onto your nipple while walking across your chest
No1 split their labia before then? Haha
When you sneeze and produce a lump of clots
I’ve heard from some of my female friends that sometimes they’ll be brushing their hair while wearing nothing on the upper half and then the brush will slip and graze their nipple😬😬😬
Accidentally brushing your nipple with your hairbrush
I rolled onto my titty the other night. Woke up because I thought I was being pinched. Nope, just crushed my boob with my arm.
When you put in your diva cup wrong/ at an angle and the stem stabs you in your opening, right on the edge and it feels like someone pinching you super hard on that thin skin. Anyone else? Just me?…..okay :’(
Sitting on your labia!
How tf do you accidentally sit on your balls?
As Anthony Bourdain said the pain you feel when you cut yourself is mainly because you know you are an idiot
Lying down on your front or turning and suddenly getting crippling pain in your titty like you’ve torn something inside it.
Boob cramp/intercostal cramp/hormone cramp is a contender.
Oh underwire bra snapping and impaling your baps is also awful.
Sitting on long hair, or smacking our boobs/nips with something hard (even kids hugs) can hurt.
Sitting/laying down a long time and then standing up while being on your period
When you forget you’ve gone commando and get a contact pressure vacuum when you sit down…
Yes to hitting yourself in the boob on accident. It’s a killer.
When rolling on quads, falling on your skate and having a wheel hitting your pussy.
When the wings of the pad get stuck on your pubes and you get a free wax trying to remove it.
getting your cervix slammed into on accident by your partner… i saw the white light..
Jesus the comments are wild
Having to lay on a hard surface, face down with huge boobs.
Stacking boxes at work, pinched my nips a few times
Trying on a Moon cup a size too bigger
Sitting on the tampon string and getting that real uncomfortable tug
When your undies don’t fit quite right ya coochie flaps can slip out sitting down on that situation i imagine feels very similar.
Accidentally sitting on your tits, obviously
Sitting on your ovaries
the random shooting pains that feel like you’re being split in half? excruciating for about 30 seconds
Walking clit first into a pointed furniture corner. Folded me like a lawn chair
when i was a kid, i accidentally sat down on the handle of the sleigh(?) instead of the sleigh itself, and it hurt so bad that i had to tell my dad to bring me home 😭so probably that
Lace + labia = 🆘
Poking on nipples while combing hair
A dog bit me in the boob at work once. Does that count? I get punched in the boob a lot, too
Menstruation or blunt impact to the chest.
Leaning on your boob
I’m sure this probably hurts guys too, but splitting the beam in gymnastics. One of the worst pains that lasts for a couple hours afterwards lmao
Sometimes when I’m laying down on my stomach, I’ll squish my boob in a very specific way that I don’t even know how to explain or replicate, and it HURTS, so probably that lol
Catching a lip in your knickers as you sit down?
Pinching your nip in a zipper
Tight underwear chafing your groins and flossing your labia 💀
Not sicking a pad correct and getting a wax when go loo.
Accidentally pinning your boobs against a table when you sit
My mother, when she was 87, leant on her boob.
The language coming down the phone was impressive
Splitting your lips
And I don’t mean the ones on the face…
I’ve got my navel pierced, hate when fabric snags on it, sends shivers down my spine. But totally agree with the tampon comments
Accidentally leaning on your long hair when shifting around in bed 😂
Well, technically if your labia are a bit bigger you can also get them in a weird or uncomfortable position when jumping on a bike saddle or something. But it wouldn’t press that much tissue like balls. I would say the sharp pain I can imagine that guys would have when sitting on their balls is probably in line with getting a tampon out that’s still dry or I would say: Almost all women know the feels of a sudden period cramp that shoots down into the butt/perineum area for no reason. They always come as a surprise and hurt like hell for a few seconds.
Sitting on my balls on purpose? Some dudes even pay for that. 🙂
Damn, really regretting clicking on that Reddit notification now.
Getting your flaps somehow yanked apart by your jeans seam as you sit down. Bonus points if they are post menopausally dry.
Because I’ve never had a kid (and had a male doc who did nothing to prevent this) I had a vasovagal syncope during first IUD insertion.
Basically, lack of ever having dilated cervix means he shoved too hard trying to make it fit.
Picture pain of a level I would have lost consciousness except for the suddenly crowded room filled with nurses and smelling salts burning under my nose.
They wouldn’t let me leave until my blood pressure had regulated an hour later.
To snag a fishnet on a nipple piercing.
Wearing a bra that stabs you with its underwire mid-meeting.
Sitting on your cock
When you’re on your period and your vagina goes “yeah, no” and you sit down and suddenly pain shoots up from your vagina to your whole pelvis with lots of pain…. It’s awful
What i never knew that could happen new, new fear unlocked
How long are you guys balls that you can sit on them?
I’ve accidentally smashed my boob trying to roll over in bed
Squishing a tit
I’d probably guess a breastfeeding baby suddenly biting you. They have pretty strong jaws, and it feels like you are gonna lose a nipple
When your pubic hair gets pulled by the pad you’re wearing for your period.
Laying on my tit
Getting pushed and the middle of your boob hitting the corner of a railing (speaking from experience)
Hitting a woman in the ovaries has the same effect as getting hit in the balls for a guy.
This might not be an equivalent but I do enjoy having an opportunity to tell this story.
Once, I was feeling this annoying pain on my labia all throughout the day. When I finally had the chance to take a look at it when I got home, I realized a single strand of hair had wrapped around the loose skin and tied itself into a knot. Just a tiny part of skin, so imagine being pinched very sharply in the skin.
It was really quite tight so it took some fumbling to get it off, and that was really no fun.
How do you accidentally sit on your balls? I’m a male and have never done this, like ever…
First time I hear that you can accidentally sit on your balls.
Ice skate to the vag – oh mah gawd
Has any man actually sat on his balls before? 35M and never experienced this
edit: somehow my reply got sent to the wrong sub?
Catching your twinkle on the corner of a table or bench
When I lie down anywhere my dog always climbs on me to cuddle. Very cute. But when I’m on my period and he comes to cuddle he stabs his paw into my stomach every time and it hurts so bad 🥲
Accidentally hitting your pubic (bone) on the table corner. 😭
Fucking hell, I would rather sitt on my balls or pull out a long hair from under my foreskin that any of the alternative the girls are describing.
Omg. Getting hit in the cervix when having sex. It makes me feel like Im going to vomit 🤢🤢
It might be akin to unintentionally squishing your clit—a tiny, delicate reminder that even the smallest parts of your body can pack a surprising punch.
Im a guy but whenever i see a girl with big breasts and her breasts bounce whenever it stretches downward i feel like it hurts. Like it’s stretching a dnd ripping at her chest skin
Getting one pube caught on the sticky side of a pad.
Getting a lose pub poking up in your bean area
Untreated prolapse. Your insides are literally falling out of position. Makes sitting and walking quite uncomfortable.
I love my menstrual cup and would never go back to tampons/pads.
With that said, sometimes if you fold it exactly wrong and put it in at a bad angle, it pops open and punches you in the cervix.
It’s only happened like 3 times in maybe 15 years of cup use, but it is MEMORABLE. 😭