I knew a guy called Wayne the drain, he had absolutely massive balls, his sack was the size of a small car. He told me he did porn, but I cannot verify that. Eventually he needed an operation because they were out of control BIG. Like, you’d need two hands.
I’d imagine they would drag him down to the bottom of the ocean if he fell into the sea.
Is the water cold? Because if the water is cold, the biggest nutted of big nutted fellows will tell you that even big balls shrink up into shriveled walnuts.
Fun fact: this is a protective mechanism designed to preserve integrity of the sperm from damage. Nature is fuckin lit
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No
Ehmm.
They don’t float because the tissue is denser than water, and they’re not air-filled like a balloon. They kinda just… hang there, neutrally.
They’re usually so full of that white stuff that they’re too heavy to float.
Ngl feeling way cooler than everyone because boobs do float 😎
Yeah kinda
They sink to the bottom.
No. They aren’t hollow.
No, but sometimes they touch the toilet water if it’s too full.
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“We won’t go down cuz’ my dick can float” -Prestige Worldwide
do you… do you think balls are just little containers with cum sloshing about inside them?
One does, one doesn’t.
Usually not
In super salty water that’s warm enough they might float, something like an epsom salt bath
You can get epsom salt water to be so concentrated that you float entirely, so balls float with you since they’re flesh too
Balls no but the D does.
Yep. Just like the dog in Van Wilder
I love you.
Only in the mating season when the males swim to sea to fertilize the eggs in the shallows. That’s also why the sea is so salty. #TMYK
They aren’t called balls of steel for nothing
Only if someone inflates them before.
Ball size vary everyday/week… Its never the same size.
It depends on weather,temperature, or fighting an illness like cold and when was the last time you nut.
What also floats in water? Does woody float?
This made me laugh!
They do not
How do we accurately measure bollockal volume so we can compare it to the normal distribution curve?
Since I don’t compare my ball size to other guys, or would even have the opportunity to do so, I didn’t think I’m qualified to answer this.
Balls no, penis head yes.
Free balling not free floating.
They actually sink
Hold on, let me ask my husband….
I knew a guy called Wayne the drain, he had absolutely massive balls, his sack was the size of a small car. He told me he did porn, but I cannot verify that. Eventually he needed an operation because they were out of control BIG. Like, you’d need two hands.
I’d imagine they would drag him down to the bottom of the ocean if he fell into the sea.
Pretty much neutral buoyancy.
Mine sink the the ocean floor and hold me in place like an anchor
My balls dip into the toilet water when I’m dropping wolf bait, but only just, so I can neither confirm or deny balls float.
My balls dip into the toilet water when I’m dropping wolf bait, but only just, so I can neither confirm or deny balls float.
Nope. They don’t float at all.
I’d guess that even those guys who inject silicone into their scrotum don’t have floating balls.
They are kinda too attached to a heavy and gigantic rod to test the float theory
They are so large that they flip me over when I try to do a dead man’s float
Opposite. They pull me down. Can’t fill the bath too full or I might drown.
But naw. Def don’t float
Haha, depends on the person, but it’s more about body buoyancy than ball size 😄
Empty or full?
Better question: How do men know what size of balls they got? Do they go to ball academy and getting ball certificates?
They float….right up into my body. SHRINKAGE!
Is the water cold? Because if the water is cold, the biggest nutted of big nutted fellows will tell you that even big balls shrink up into shriveled walnuts.
Fun fact: this is a protective mechanism designed to preserve integrity of the sperm from damage. Nature is fuckin lit
My balls are two hard stones. They don’t float.
also unless its a hot tub your scrote will shrink up to keep your balls an even temp. so aint no floatin.
Not in a pool. But when they touch toilet water they immediately start floating in the air above the toilet water.
I’d say neutrally buoyant.
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If I’m floating in the water, technically so are my balls.
One of my balls floats. The other two do not.
Yes, just like buoys.
They don’t float as well as my 90 year old wife’s penduncular G cup breasts
Mine didn’t save me from almost drowning
Not mine.