I still see endless jokes about men not being able to find the clitoris. Give me a break, spend one second looking at a vulva and it’s pretty hard to miss. I think the painful truth this joke covers up is that many men are simply too selfish and/or lazy to care to pleasure a woman. Which is even weirder to me, because I am a man and I absolutely love pleasuring a woman. It’s an amazing thing. Anyway, I just needed to get that off my chest.
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Preach, brother! It’s one of my favourite things to do with a woman.
Any girls reading this – if your man isn’t going down, what are you even doing with your life?
As a man I know I’m not alone when I say, I don’t come up from there until she’s finished. The sex isn’t even starting until you get there. If your man doesn’t have this attitude, onto the next one.
Yeah pure laziness, especially since it’s one of the most fun things to find with your tongue.
The worst one is when they rub your groin and act like that’s the center. Um. I didn’t react because you’re basically rubbing my thigh. Then you have to tell them cause they’ll keep going forever if you don’t
I can’t even find it on myself so he gets a pass in my book
It’s not the seeing so much as finding it by feel with fingers. The number of times a guy is furiously rubbing the crease where my labia meets my thigh instead is a lot.
And for the love of God, if we say “just like that” you don’t fucking change anything!
I haven’t been in many relationships, but only one boyfriend ever took the time to get me off. Just one. It was the longest relationship, too. The rest gave endless excuses or blamed me. They didn’t last long.🤷♀️
I salute you. This is up there with the most annoying thing behind sleeping with a guy and when they finish, it’s done. I can’t tell you how many times in my life I have been left without s orgasm.
Somehow my husband always goes too far to the right and ends up rubbing one of my lips
One of my exes from way back had a well-hidden one that was a bit hard to find by touch, so I’m not going to say the guy is lazy and selfish in every case. But for everyone else I’ve ever been with, it’s exactly as you said. If the guy isn’t even willing to try, or if he’s an adult whose age doesn’t end in teen and he hasn’t taken the time to learn how womens’ bodies work despite wanting to be with one, that really says it all.
Had a guy rub in between my kitty and thigh and asked when I was going to come. 😭