So fucking beyond horny. Painfully horny.

I recently started going to the gym, and also the sun started coming out here in the PNW, the cherry blossom trees are in bloom, spring is in the air. And after a long dark sexless winter where I was worried my libido had died, I cannot believe how fucking horny I am. I can’t stop thinking about dicks, dicks, dicks, jizz jizz jizz.

It’s the kind of horny where no amount of marital sex or masturbation will quell it. I am married,i would never cheat, and my spouse and I have a typical married sex life, but I cannot stop thinking about big throbbing veiny dicks attached to my exes, male friends, associates, celebrities…

I wish I could go out on the town and prowl for dick like I used to when I was single in my 20s.