Occasionally, I will have a truly tremendous movement and it feels like a full anaconda just exited my body. I look into the toilet bowl and I’m amazed that such a massive object passed through me— like wow, where was I storing THAT thing??
My first instinct is to snap a photo and send it to my friends like “woah, can you BELIEVE the size on this??” and express how happy I am to be rid of it. I never do this because I have no friends that I think would be cool with it, but I wish it were a normal thing to do. Does anyone else have the urge to share about their exciting bowel movements or just me?
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Take a photo and submit to r/mildlyintersting or r/itookatremendousdump
don’t forget the banana for scale
Maybe you need less fiber. I’ve never said that before.
r/ratemypoo
I have done this one time. Not so much because it was large (although it was) but I needed to make a joke about A Perfect Circle.
How old are you? I ask bc I used to have those kind of poops but since my 30s no more. Enjoy them while you’re young!
no, not at all. snapping a pic and sending to people is next level, though.
My fault really for being on reddit this late.
Yeah, I usually say something like “I didn’t know whether to call a priest or a plumber” on exiting the bathroom.
You’re not the only one. My poops can be longer than the length from the tip of my middle finger to my elbow, and I think it’s fascinating.
Get yourself a spouse. A spouse you can grow reeeeaaally comfortable with. Or become homies with your gastroenterologist.
I once dropped one that lodged in the drain and stood on end, just slightly cresting the water like a dolphin waiting for a fish from its trainer… I sent a pic to my wife.
months later, she sent a pic of one that coiled like a snake, three full coils.
I have the urge to tell someone when I have a really refreshing poop. Feels like an accomplishment. I’ve learned that some things should be inside thoughts. This makes me feel seen
Just you and Randy Marsh
OMG, it was so bad yesterday that my daughter had to pull off the side of the road. My friend was in the back seat. I took a picture and sent it to all of my close people.
At work we had an Email sent around about someone [me] taking huge dumps and blocking the loos. Nobody knew who it was, i hope 🤣
I feel the exact same way.
I think that some of the people in the comments are just jealous that they can’t relate 😂
There’s an app called poopmap which is like a poop social media, and it shows you places where people have recently had a poo, and their ratings/mid poop selfies
I only know about this because I used it to find the toilets on my campus 🥲🥲 but you can add friends on there if that’s your thing??
My husband and I often text each other to tell the other when we have a good poop. We’re always happy for each other. When we’re both home we announce it across the apartment.
Get married and you’ll have someone to tell…Trust me, I get told when a tremendous movement happens.
yall getting desperate for needing to find Karma? wow, anything goes now
I used to call my brother when I shitted really big ones
Is important to be proud of something, in life.
This is what a spouse is for!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wSHNRJO-Ow
Sounds like you need to invest in a poop knife, friend.
Uh, no. Because I’m not three years old.
I definitely want to do this. I only poop in the morning and at night because of how massive my poops are. (I eat plant-based due to many, many allergies so my digestive system is crappy.)
…. No, I have to say I’ve never wanted to share my poop with anyone. I definitely don’t want to see anyone else’s.
I have never understood the fascination of sharing the size or frequency or color of a bowel movement.
I have had multiple boyfriends send me photos of their “impressive” bowel movements. It permanently killed a piece of my attraction towards them, and i still talk about it whenever it comes up. It was vile.
This doesn’t apply to normal bathroom conversation or forgetting to flush.
I do not want to see your excrement. No one does. Everyone shits; its really something we need a show-and-tell about
Hell no
There’s gotta be a subreddit for this.
But Tbh same, although I don’t take pics of it, I definitely tell my gf or my friends via discord. And I normally get met with “fuck yeah same” or my gf asking me if I ripped my asshole again lmaooo
No, because I’m a grown up.
I tell my friends about it and with one friend we will even share pics 😭😭 not my proudest moments but it’s funny. Sometimes they are truly monumental
I wish I could poop like you. Mine are ways small. I need laxatives
It sucks I live alone
Yeah, I have that thought. But like you I don’t think anyone of my friends or family would appreciate seeing it. Recently I have been taking photos, but they were to show my doctor because I went from going once a day to every 3 days and having a hemorrhoid and I felt embarassed about having to show my doctor those images lol. But I know it’s part of the job for them, and she was very professional and it was fine. But still embarassing.
i don’t but congratulations on what i assume was a recent very satisfying shit
You need to find yourself a group of friends who are cool with it. They exist.
(Only partly joking)
no. no i don’t.
I will knock on my neighbour across the hall’s door to let him know.
I’ll definitely tell my boyfriend maybe even show him. I’d possibly my best friend if it was recent and satisfying. but I’m also a nurse, so I’ve seen some crazy shit anyways.
My 5 year old took a dump and didn’t flush. My wife went to use the bathroom and said who didn’t flush the toilet?! The kid goes “it was so big I was saving it for later!”
Hmm….saving it for what exactly?lol
My 21 year old son and my older brother both love telling me about how big their poops are. My brother used to call me from the toilet stall at his work; I knew because you could hear the reverb of his voice against the stall walls.
My son informed me the other day that he needs a poop knife; I told him to buy his own since he’s got a good job that pays well lmfao.
I struggle with constipation so I do tell very close friends when I finally go.
One time I couldn’t go for a week. Medicine wasn’t working, so I went and picked up some hot Cheetos from the gas station.
It cleared me out, and I had to let everyone know I was no longer dying.
One time I pooped so big it ripped my butthole. It was incredibly painful.
To my wife, so does she.
I feel safe here
I text the wife from the toilet as soon as it drops
I tell my fiancé every time I have a satisfying poop
Why else do you think people get married
Hey… hey Sharon. Hey Sharon.
Gotta keep that feeling inside
I heard JellyRoll sent a pic to his wife when he has a big poo cause he was having belly issues. Plus my daughters boyfriend used to send her a pic of his. I can’t even let the lady who drug tests us watch me pee half the time. I’m bladder shy.
I usually tell my close friends and my girlfriend lol
I suffered a lot of constipation issues in the past and now every large BM is more pleasuring than an orgasm for me
Because management at my work feels the need to question every moment I’m not working, if I’m leaving my area for a bathroom break I just say I’m going to take a big messy shit so I might be a while.
They stopped asking and now I can take big messy shits in peace.
No, I don’t mind joking about it but taking photos and sharing them to my friends? Yeah I’m good there
One time my husband begged me to look at the enormous poop he just made because, “it’s the same size and shape as the loch Ness monster!”
I have a poop thread.
It’s a text group with 2 others. We’ve known each other since elementary school and are 53 now. It started with our first work emails in the mid 90s. Just a funny “man, you should have seen what came out of me today.” Trying to make each other laugh.
We’ve continued via text – so 30 years with probably not more than 2 week gap. Usually couple a week.
No actual photos
All bodily functions welcome
We don’t talk about poop thread to wives
Juvenile and ridiculous. That is 💩🧵.
Just do what normal people do and “accidentally” forget to flush. Unless you’re around super-competitive people, most will acknowledge it was yours.
My mom’s mom died of colon cancer, so my mom was constantly asking about our poops and keeping mental tabs. I tell my husband now, it just feels like I need to have another person be able to testify to patterns with me. I became a nurse, and all of my nurse friends talk about their poops to one another. We assess patient’s poops all the time so it’s only natural to turn that analytical eye to your own poo.
My partner (M56) is an identical twin. His brother will snap a photo of his weight before pooping, send snap of massive poop and then last is him on the scale again showing how much weight he just lost. So weird. Relieved I got the twin that does not do this.
I’m so happy me and my husband can share our poo news with each other🤣 we’re both weird so it works out. I think we were made for each other lol
So my husband and I are very open about bowel movements and farting. I have IBS, he thankfully understands my struggles.
One day we had a repair guy come to fix our toilet that was leaking water..he didn’t know what he was doing and he spent almost ALL DAY in our only bathroom. My husband was at work and I was working from home. Thankfully I wasn’t having a flare up that day.
The repairman literally accidentally broke the toilet onto pieces. He had to go and buy another toilet. Now by this time I hadn’t peed since 8 am, I had drank lots of water, and I needed to poop as well. It was probably around 4 pm. I messaged my husband that I had to use the bathroom and he told me to just go outside in a bag.
Our back patio is all the way walled in so no one was going to see me unless they were on their roof. I felt so embarrassed but duty called.
When I tell you it was the cleanest, longest poop of my entire life. Like, I was amazed by the size. At that moment, I wanted so badly to text my husband a picture of the most perfect poo I had created, but, I didn’t want to be crass so I alone know the truth. I did tell him about it though lol
i just go ‘whew, poop knife came in clutch 🔪
Can I give you my husbands number? That way y’all can text each other about your poops so I don’t have to hear about them anymore 😭
Imagine if you could record the smell on your phone and send it to people
I love BMs that are best described as “inhuman”
No and I deeply hate and am disgusted by every single person I’ve ever met who is like this
Yes, this afternoon. No photos involved
17 inches, slides right out, clean wipe…life is amazing
I never send a pic, but my best friend F and I M have a habit of randomly texting each other if we’ve had a particularly notable poop. What’s a 20 year friendship if you can’t compare bowel movements?
I tell my parents and boyfriend. I gotta get it out somehow or ill explode
My husband, and all my coworkers (5 other men) feel like they have to. So apparently
My fiance and i tell eachother. He asks ‘how big was your poop?, small, medium, large’ or ‘was it alot?’ Lol.
Ive only sent pics for revenge if he makes me mad. 😈😂
I sometimes eat too much cheese, and it can be a painful ,even bloody experience…..a photo doesn’t even come to mind.