I did in a school stall haha my class went on a field trip and i had to go to someone elses class for the day. I dont know why i was so horny. I almost did it in class to be honest.
Allegedly in an airplane bathroom. Twas a flight from US to Europe and I couldn’t sleep. It seemed like my best option and did indeed help me sleep a little.
My bedroom, apparently. Can’t do shit without someone trying to fucking walk in every 10 minutes even once I flipped the lock around. Being able to jack off in peace is one of the greatest things about living alone.
On the school bus as a teenager. I had a broken leg and lived on a dirt road, so I got out on the short bus for a while because it could actually bring me to my house. Was the last person on the bus and one of the other kids on the bus had a really hot mom. The rest is history.
Im a guy
this is to have a quick fast nut(release) takes less than 2 mins on average.
I pretty masturbate on my way to work, in traffic, sometimes at work in the bathrooms.
Fyi regular sex with my spouse is great 5-10 mins (30 seconds if doggy).
Not me but a young teen was jerking it while staring at a woman on the plane once. The cops came when we landed. The cops had to take turns talking with the kid and his dad (who came to pick him up, was not on the plane with the teen) because they kept having to laugh.
I guess I can share a few details. I was on meds that did nothing to my libido + my wife had a sudden glow up and was as hot as ever.
At work.
We had a mildly-empty building and the restrooms had a ton of stalls (big building). It was the middle of the week and I have been horny since the night before without any sleep. Decided to act on it, went to a stall, locked myself in. All it took was a few strokes and one of the lines hit the stall door. I panicked, cleaned myself and left. Never did it again. I got transferred to a way smaller building a few years later so my impulses had to get under control.
Driving.
Same, it was Wednesday. For some reason I get worked up by middle of the week. Doing my long commute, about 1 hr. going home to an empty house, wife out of town. Going 75 mph on a solitary highway and I decided to take the pressure off me. Realized midway I was going to make a mess if I continued so I put my gun away and concentrated on the road ahead. That was a mistake. Now I had to concentrate on the road + fight the monster below. Had to blast music, put a/c colder and other silly tactics until I got home. Closed the door behind me and right there in the living room, still my work clothes on pants down on thighs, I furiously exploded into the entryway with just a few pumps.
I punched my clown at school in a handicap bathroom once, just as the buss was nearing the fucking door swings open and I yell, “UHHHH!” and the door slammed shut. I waddled over, dick in hand, jeans around my ankles, locked it and got back to business. Mission accomplished.
I do it once at every new work place. It’s kind of a ritual for me. If I don’t do it, I’ll have bad luck in the workplace and lots of issues with coworkers.
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it occurred to me today that i have some embarrassing ones😭
At work ..
My friends bathroom floor lol
At work.
In an airplane.
While driving.
Hotel balconies
The bus
In school toilet imagining my ex
At work
Too many to list.
As an F.u to my job..7 times in a hour..I was tired
At work.
Yeah during the process of trying to karma whore on a 4 day old Reddit account
I did in a school stall haha my class went on a field trip and i had to go to someone elses class for the day. I dont know why i was so horny. I almost did it in class to be honest.
As a kid I did it in a prairie where the grass covered my head
In my work truck actually do it kinda a lot lol
At work
Work and church.
I’ve jerked it twice since I got here
Funeral
My degeneracy knows no bounds 😔
I did an internship in the 1990s at a government laboratory and rubbed one out in the basement
A car
The grand canyon
Reactor compartment
As a kid I would do it everywhere all the time, on the street, in front of people etc. Thank god I am normal now lmfao
In the ocean
i did it in a church bathroom multiple times at different ages lol oh and in school during class
Into a lit candle. (A friend did)
i’ve been masturbating outside on my porch lately
My friend’s couch in the middle of a sleepover in middle school.
I do it at work. Bathroom or in my car before.
Friend’s bathroom lmao.
Saw an extremely hot picture of a girl I was crushing on.
When I charge my car at Supercharge
Allegedly in an airplane bathroom. Twas a flight from US to Europe and I couldn’t sleep. It seemed like my best option and did indeed help me sleep a little.
The bow of a ship. West-PAC 98.
Work.
My bedroom, apparently. Can’t do shit without someone trying to fucking walk in every 10 minutes even once I flipped the lock around. Being able to jack off in peace is one of the greatest things about living alone.
At uni
In the sewer.
My nana’s dining room
In my defence, I was sleeping in there alone on an air mattress!
Work bathroom. I was dragging, masturbated and got the rush I needed to finish the day. I felt gross after though.
On the school bus as a teenager. I had a broken leg and lived on a dirt road, so I got out on the short bus for a while because it could actually bring me to my house. Was the last person on the bus and one of the other kids on the bus had a really hot mom. The rest is history.
Roman colosseum.
Can you fucking creeps stop making reddit posts to get off to? It’s obvious and very fucking weird.
In the planet fitness shower
Im a guy
this is to have a quick fast nut(release) takes less than 2 mins on average.
I pretty masturbate on my way to work, in traffic, sometimes at work in the bathrooms.
Fyi regular sex with my spouse is great 5-10 mins (30 seconds if doggy).
Been doing it for 5 years. Never been caught
On a family’s car at night
I’ve gotten a handjob in McDonald’s and I masturbated on a floatie while in my friends pool
At a dressing room at a dep store.
In a hammock at a music festival.
Guard tower in Iraq
LDS church’s Salt Lake City Temple Square bathrooms . I was10 yrs old and didn’t give AF.
In this comment section
The Pentagon
Yes. In the middle of class. Under my table.
At church, staring that nailed guy. Those abs… yum.
On the bus in 7th grade.
When i was 14 in the middle of a geography lesson
During a sleepover, while my buddy was sleeping next to me in the same bed 😬.
First time I squirted was in the hs bathroom (single stall)
When I was a kid I did it in a bathroom at an amusement park. I am ashamed of what came over me in my weakest moment and I am a changed person.
On top of a big electrical box.
Jerking it right here, right now
Once, in a tree, over a lake.
Nice try Diddy
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at airport why having uti
In theology class in 7th grade… I HAD NEEDS
Not me but a young teen was jerking it while staring at a woman on the plane once. The cops came when we landed. The cops had to take turns talking with the kid and his dad (who came to pick him up, was not on the plane with the teen) because they kept having to laugh.
On a fire escape, three stories up but otherwise unhidden.
Behind a two way mirror, second floor of a department store, overlooking the busy street. Was a storeroom.
I guess I can share a few details. I was on meds that did nothing to my libido + my wife had a sudden glow up and was as hot as ever.
At work.
We had a mildly-empty building and the restrooms had a ton of stalls (big building). It was the middle of the week and I have been horny since the night before without any sleep. Decided to act on it, went to a stall, locked myself in. All it took was a few strokes and one of the lines hit the stall door. I panicked, cleaned myself and left. Never did it again. I got transferred to a way smaller building a few years later so my impulses had to get under control.
Driving.
Same, it was Wednesday. For some reason I get worked up by middle of the week. Doing my long commute, about 1 hr. going home to an empty house, wife out of town. Going 75 mph on a solitary highway and I decided to take the pressure off me. Realized midway I was going to make a mess if I continued so I put my gun away and concentrated on the road ahead. That was a mistake. Now I had to concentrate on the road + fight the monster below. Had to blast music, put a/c colder and other silly tactics until I got home. Closed the door behind me and right there in the living room, still my work clothes on pants down on thighs, I furiously exploded into the entryway with just a few pumps.
I punched my clown at school in a handicap bathroom once, just as the buss was nearing the fucking door swings open and I yell, “UHHHH!” and the door slammed shut. I waddled over, dick in hand, jeans around my ankles, locked it and got back to business. Mission accomplished.
After reading the comments. There’s no way I’m telling any of mine 🤣
Yeah…church youth building
In the car in a parking lot.
As a woman it was quite difficult.
I make a dime, boss makes a buck, that’s why I crank my hog in the company truck..
classroom, during class time
Public bathrooms when I was homeless .. it’s what I did instead of doing drugs to help with my stress.
I do it once at every new work place. It’s kind of a ritual for me. If I don’t do it, I’ll have bad luck in the workplace and lots of issues with coworkers.