Autistic people of Reddit, how do you feel about RFK Jr saying you’ll never be able to use a toilet?

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Autistic people of Reddit, how do you feel about RFK Jr saying you’ll never be able to use a toilet?

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  1. Formal_Coffee6697 Avatar

    Guess I’ll just start shitting on the floor.

  2. Ari_thechicken Avatar

    What in tarnation?! Will someone please explain to me what happened???

  3. bubblegum-rose Avatar

    stupid country elects stupid leaders

  4. Not_kayyyyyx Avatar

    I guess I’ll piss and shit on the floor😋

  5. ACertainThickness Avatar

    So are we not able, or allowed?

  6. TheBlackTemplar125 Avatar

    He’s right. I can’t stand toilets and I usually just go outside whenever I get the chance.

  7. covfefe420_6969 Avatar

    I don’t use one now.

  8. RedditReader4031 Avatar

    The most gracious thing I can say is that it’s a damned shame that the brain worms are back with a vengeance.

  9. Kitty_Kathulhu Avatar

    Better tell my fiance we’re switching to diapers for the foreseeable future.

    For real though, I cannot eyeroll hard enough. Someone needs to poop on him.

  10. Ill_Calendar_1468 Avatar

    I’m not surprised by anything this administration says anymore.
    Especially when they claim Elon is a genius savant because of his autism.
    Can’t have it both ways

  11. noronto Avatar

    I do not like that douchebag, but the people who he is talking about can’t answer that question. The problem that Autism faces these days is the scope of the spectrum. On the one end you could define it has some personality quirks while the other end has very real cognitive issues. The part that people should be upset with is that he is suggesting you get autism from vaccines or other environmental factors.

  12. YorkshieBoyUS Avatar

    Heroin addicted, worm brain infested nut job says what? What a fucking joke he is.

  13. No_Profession1935 Avatar

    32 years old and been using one my entire life. Fuck the worm brain. I’m sending a letter to HHS. All I can really do at this point

  14. DaveLesh Avatar

    I think the distance between him and the rest of his family speaks for itself.

  15. beefstewforyou Avatar

    I hate him more now than I did before.

  16. michaelochurch Avatar

    I haven’t worn diapers in four decades and his boss does.

  17. ProfessionalMrPhann Avatar

    and my parents insist that rfk will save america by taking chemicals out of food

  18. Crow_Eye Avatar

    I’ve mostly managed for 40 years so far, I shall persevere. Unless I get to meet him in person, than I’m jumping on him for a piggyback ride as I actively defecate.

  19. Striking_Sea_129 Avatar

    Considering he said we wouldn’t be able to pay taxes, I’d like to take a look at his tax returns, see what he puts in

  20. Nerubian Avatar

    Sorry, anything I say wouldn’t be listened to anyways. I can’t use a toilet.

  21. OhKay_TV Avatar

    You piss on Rush Limbaugh’s grave once and suddenly RFK thinks you can’t use toilets. My bad yall.

  22. Thetormentnexus Avatar

    I was literally sitting on a toilet using my phone when I found out so.

  23. whydoyouonlylie Avatar

    What exactly are you expecting as a response to this that would be interesting or worthwhile discussing …? Do you expect there to be anything other than some sort of variance on ‘not good’ and a circlejerk to follow?

  24. townsdl Avatar

    Currently sitting on one

  25. flagellat-ey Avatar

    Dude has a rotting carcass of a worm in his brain.

  26. skredditt Avatar

    I’ll tell you this… I didn’t vote for any of these people. Those who did: I’m not sure how they use toilets or fall in love or tie their own shoes.

  27. SweaterSteve1966 Avatar

    Does that now make us Presidential?

  28. ZookeepergameOdd4599 Avatar

    I am not autistic but my wife says I am not able to use a toilet. Or perhaps it means I am.

  29. Unseemly4123 Avatar

    This sub has the laziest questions these days I swear.

  30. inquisitorthreefive Avatar

    The only proper response is to piss on the shoes of that brain-worm piloted meat-mech.

  31. This_Wasabi7932 Avatar

    Solid Manufactured Outrage Porn.
    I give it 5 Olbermanns.
    A respectable score.
    👍

  32. Sternojourno Avatar

    He was clearly and specifically talking about people with severe autism.

  33. RoronoaZorro Avatar

    It’s RFK Jr., I don’t think anyone is surprised by that.

    The guy had a tapeworm nest & eat in his brain, and even considering that he seems to be extraordinarily impaired, either cognitively, morally or both.

    The guy is the embodiment of conspiracy theorist, middle aged, esoteric mom meets right wing extremist.

    So there’s no worth to the logorrhea he’s been producing and continues to produce.

    All I feel is pity for the good americans who are punished by having that man and a myriad of like-minded nutjobs rule over them.
    If you can, come to Europe. Even our extremists and nutjobs aren’t quite as bad as that. And bring all the researches and scientists you can with you.

  34. shushyouup Avatar

    I’ve been potty trained for 36 years. I’ve also been paying taxes for 22 years. So. 

  35. FlamingMuffi Avatar

    I’ve been doing it wrong years apparently

  36. DTPVH Avatar

    Currently proving him wrong

  37. mediaG33K Avatar

    I’m surprised he’s able to shit in a toilet instead of in his pants like his boss.

    I’m also sad the fucking brain worm didn’t finish it’s meal, we wouldn’t have to deal with the bastard if he was 100% vegetated.

  38. International_Bid716 Avatar

    I’m sure the ASD1 folks are exactly who he meant 🙄

  39. AlienInOrigin Avatar

    To be honest, I do have this overwhelming compulsion to piss and shit on his face. Not sure it’s due to autism though.

  40. D4RK5P1R3 Avatar

    laughs in self sufficiency

  41. efox02 Avatar

    I think all autistic ppl get to stop paying taxes! Lucky! “Hi yes where is the autism exemption form?”

  42. DBWlofley Avatar

    Explains sooooo much about why I’m banned for life from Wendys

  43. Common-Quantity-6458 Avatar

    I’ve been proving him wrong for 43 years now.

  44. SenseiCAY Avatar

    Guess we can poop on his floor? And his grave soon? Hopefully?

  45. ArnassusProductions Avatar

    I’m not surprised and I find it hard to be angry. With how many people like this there are, one getting federal backing was, unfortunately, inevitable.

  46. HygieneWilder Avatar

    I mean, if a diaper is good enough for the president then it’s good enough for me!

  47. appendixgallop Avatar

    I may be autistic, but I’m not stupid. Not a heroin abuser, No carcass fetish. never voted R. Support evidence-based medical science. I’m still working, using my advanced degree, at 66. I can even install a toilet.

    What I’m unable to do, because of the nature of my brain disorder, is process how RFJ, Jr., this complete loser of a human, made it to adulthood.

  48. Shonky_Honker Avatar

    I’m going to projectile shit at him

  49. txshockerxt Avatar

    Have you ever seen a non-verbal, severely autistic kid trying to eat? Now imagine the toilet process.

  50. smellymarmut Avatar

    He’s right. I need to clean mine weekly, especially if I don’t turn the light on at night. It’s one of the challenges of home ownership, not only do I have to work 40 hours a week to pay my taxes and support myself, when I get home I need to deal with my tenants’ bullshit, and THEN on top of all that clean my own fucking toilet.

  51. SocialSuicideSquad Avatar

    Just because he’s basing his opinion on what he sees Elon do regularly doesn’t mean everyone is that deep in the K-hole.

  52. 3RacoonsInAJacket Avatar

    I just started shitting in my hands. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  53. Remmy555 Avatar

    He’s currently one of the worst people on the planet. I was grossed out by him saying ‘They’ll never pay taxes” because that sounds eugenics-ee like ‘Oh, if someone isn’t productive and working for us rich folks let’s just get rid of them’

  54. BleedingHeart1996 Avatar

    I pay taxes and use the toilet! Pretty impressive huh?

  55. jet_inkmaster Avatar

    I don’t get why he’s attacking autistic people unless he just has nothing else to talk about

  56. soundkite Avatar

    Significant developmental delay and/or cognitive impairment IS a common issue on the autism spectrum. OP, you are very inconsiderate to direct this trolling question towards them on a forum where they have no voice.

  57. TehMephs Avatar

    Idk, my poop lands where it belongs and I go about my day.

    Does he think autism is the same as being a braindead vegetable? 😂

  58. protestsong-00 Avatar

    I think I will be able to use his grave just fine when the day comes.

  59. KP_Wrath Avatar

    So, does that mean I can just arbitrarily start shitting everywhere? Also, when do I get to stop paying taxes? Does this apply to property taxes? Now that my state uses them to fund vouchers, my personal reason for being ok with property taxes is gone, and I can use that $600/yr for fidget spinners or whatever the autistic people use to stem.

  60. Sarcolemming Avatar

    I’m using one right now. We did it, Reddit!

  61. batmanineurope Avatar

    Did he actually say this?

  62. Bright-Ad-8831 Avatar

    Ignore RFKjr– oops. HHS Czar🤬

  63. Presently_Absent Avatar

    Redditors, how do you feel about askreddit’s de-evolution into rage bait prompts?

  64. TacuacheBruja Avatar

    Can elon not poop? I thought he was on the spectrum, too. Or is he exempt now?

  65. DivinePrincesza Avatar

    It definitely sounded like words that would come from someone missing a portion of their brain.

  66. rachyrach3000 Avatar

    Guess I can’t use that new bidet seat attachment I just bought…all heil the brain worm! Where are you guys digging your shit holes?

    /s

  67. sonofmo Avatar

    paging r/wallstreetbets

  68. Immortal_Tuttle Avatar

    I’ll just go to the jacks.

  69. Chrisnolliedelves Avatar

    But… But where will I do most of my redditing? 🥺

  70. IncomeMuch863 Avatar

    I’m indifferent I suppose. The man is completely, absurdly and ridiculously unqualified for the position hes in, which is a symptom of the rest of this dumpster fire of an administration comprised of people the petulant child in chief picked from his favorites watching (according to his own staff) television for 6 to 7 hours a day.

    That being said, most of the Kennedy’s are morons that fell upwards in life, including JFK the OG if you ask me. We’re supposed to praise him for getting us through the Cuban Missile Crisis, when uhh… hes the one that caused it in the first place. As an elder Millennial, I’ve always found it baffling why so many older Democrats think JFK was something special, but thats a rant for another day I suppose.

  71. GlowingSage Avatar

    Genuine question:

    Why does RFK Jr sound like Piglet with a mouth full of Pooh.

    Interpret that as you see fit.

  72. moonferal Avatar

    According to the government I don’t even exist so…

  73. BaronDoctor Avatar

    I’m more interested in his statement that we’re never gonna pay taxes. Can I take that to the IRS and get an exemption?

  74. DudeThatAbides Avatar

    Isn’t Elon on the spectrum? How do those convos go between him and RFK, with Kennedy assuming Musk can’t use the toilet?

  75. acer-bic Avatar

    What did he say?

  76. Chicagosox133 Avatar

    “They’ll never be able to strap a whale carcass to their minivan or eat a barbecued dog.”

  77. TairaTLG Avatar

    New slang: dropping an RFK is taking a dump.

    “Hang on I gotta deal with an RFK, gimme a few, it’s a big one.”

  78. Ningax599445YT Avatar

    Good thing I’m British

    Who is RFK Jr. Btw?

  79. jerwong Avatar

    My 34 had old brother is autistic and he’ll urinate in a toilet but will only defecate into a diaper. I guess RFK Jr is not wrong. 

  80. Starfall_midnight Avatar

    I am glad that someone is trying to identify what causes autism. I have been waiting over twenty plus years to understand why my son will never be able to hold a conversation with me, won’t ever go to college, will never have a girlfriend, true friends, drive a car, won’t be able to cook a meal by himself, will never hold or get a job, will never be able to communicate why he is crying, why he is happy, what gets on his nerves, why he’s angry, will never live independently. As a parent when I die, my only hope is there will be financial help for him,and that he lives in a good place where he is loved and taken care of without being abused.

    I unfortunately am not rich and have no family. I cannot make enough money to provide for him for the rest of his adult life and it makes me so sad. I feel like a failure. So, any help that sheds a light on autism I will take. I just hope that the real cause of it is identified. It has been a long road to navigate without knowing the cause.

  81. rdldr1 Avatar

    RFK Jr was referring to the autistic fElon Musk

  82. pixelatedHarmony Avatar

    I’m using a toilet right now 

  83. Hollwybodol Avatar

    He got the words mixed up. He meant insurrectionist, not autistic.

  84. GaryBuseyWithRabies Avatar

    I choose to shit on the floor. Thank you very much.

  85. duxing612 Avatar

    I’m autistic, and I think hes one of the dumbest people ever.

  86. ExcellentEnergy6677 Avatar

    Can this website stop with the US defaultism?

  87. wumr125 Avatar

    Thats fine I’ll just shit in his mouth

    Its already full of crap anyway

  88. rawbamatic Avatar

    Didn’t they say Musk was autistic as an excuse for his Nazi salutes? Are they now publicly stating that he can’t use a toilet?

  89. testprimate Avatar

    I can’t use public toilets because they don’t have the little shelf for my comic book and chocolate milk, so I guess he’s half right.

  90. Syeanide Avatar

    How many of us are reading this whilst sitting on the toilet?

  91. MedChemist464 Avatar

    After some 36 odd years of consistently using a toilet, I found myself this morning incredibly confused about what exactly this thing is, and what i am supposed to do with it.

  92. xpoisonvalkyrie Avatar

    i’m sorry,, what??

  93. Rowan1980 Avatar

    RFK Jr can go take a flying leap.

  94. mongonc Avatar

    I’m the parent of a profoundly autistic adult daughter. She shits everywhere, sometimes it’s on toilet, if we’re lucky. I think the most frustrating thing for me over the years is most people have this Hollywood image of what Autistic people are like, special abilities, OCD, whatever. The reality on the ground is so much more difficult than most can imagine. I hope and pray one day answers are found on what has caused this epidemic.

  95. Far_Mycologist_5782 Avatar

    Words cannot describe how much I dislike RFK Jr.

    Out of everyone in the Trump administration, I personally believe that RFK Jr will kill the most people as a result of his policies, and it won’t be close.

  96. buttmeadows Avatar

    i thought very autistically about this man as i took the largest autistic shit on earth on my toilet this morning

  97. Zelcron Avatar

    I’ll make him a deal. We get the whole package or none of it. I am happy to shit on the floor if we also get the part where I don’t have to work or pay taxes.

    His words, not mine.

  98. OutlandishnessOk3310 Avatar

    The guy is a proven moron. So absolutely no feeling what so ever.

  99. Arrynek Avatar

    Literally who? 

  100. MTGMRB Avatar

    Shitting in my toilet as I read this. Not sure why he would want to stop me from using toilets, but the dude is a weirdo, and not the fun kind.

  101. honeygrl Avatar

    I think he was trying to tell us that Musk shits on the floor.

  102. princeofshadows21 Avatar

    I’m not autistic, I have cerebral palsy but it’s so funny he’s talking about people not being able to use a toilet, when he sounds like he’s barely functioning.

  103. HungryYogurtcloset16 Avatar

    What’s the best way to mail someone a bag of 💩? Asking for a friend.

  104. NotTooGoodBitch Avatar

    Reddit to be pro-spectrum?

    Well, I never!!

  105. gypsytron Avatar

    I just want to do the not paying taxes thing. 

  106. Difficult_Leg_4615 Avatar

    That sounds awesome, where are we pooping now?

  107. callofdukie09 Avatar

    Guess I’ll just switch to using his open mouth. Thankfully that happens a lot with all this shit he’s talking

  108. BigTuna0890 Avatar

    I guess I can’t Reddit anymore

  109. mintythink Avatar

    Does he forget that Musk claims to have autism?