What if all fast food chains hired private militia and went into war with each other?
What if all fast food chains hired private militia and went into war with each other?
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What if all fast food chains hired private militia and went into war with each other?
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All restaurants become Taco Bell
This was covered in the documentary Demolition Man
Chic-fil-a would win in 3 weeks or less
If Waffle House counts as Fast Food, everybody else is SOL. They don’t need to hire anybody new, have you seen Waffle House people?
they wouldnt. they would buy eachother out.
Demolition Man. All restaurants are Taco Bell after the franchise wars. Taco Bell
It might affect food prices
I think you would like Shadowrun.
Culvers would punch above it’s weight. I think Wendy’s would fail pretty quick. Mcdonald’s would regret their self-service koisiks.
I’d probably stop eating at fast food places, personally
If they are Allies in the war, Chick-Fil-A would lead, train and organize. You would see McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s soldiers learning to overcome low quality food and service. They would learn teamwork, work ethic and Esprit De Corps!
So Snowcrash then?
So, the first Bikini Bottom scene Sponge Bob Squarepants: Sponge out of Water?
Solider #1: SIR! The McDonald’s drones are hitting us harder than we anticipated, they’re all over the place and far larger than we thought. The artillery is coming down like a fountain and the flack is thick as gravy. We’re trying our best but the biscuits can’t hold out under this kind of assault, we may have to switch to buns by mid-day.
Sargent: Dam, were Hardee’s than this man. Pull yourself together and give them a good greasing!
Soldier #2: but sir! We got word subway is running a flanking maneuver around the back as we speak. If they pincer us we might not make it to lunch!
Sargent: man, McDonald’s in front footlong behind. Can’t we catch a break! Quick, some one find some one who wants ice cream and bring up a child while you’re at it….
Distant scream: INCOMING BURRITO BOMBS!
Sargent: PREPARE THE TOILETS MEN! PUCKER THOSE CHEEKS AND HOLD ONTO THE SEATS! THIS IS GUNNA RUN LIKE A RIVER TILL MIDNIGHT!!!!
You’d need to learn about the 3 shells
Like the “ Cola Wars” of the 80’? Nope -not again. That was brutal !
learn how to use the three shells
The fast food wars are gonna be awesome.
Gonna need a tank to order at the drive-thru.
😀
Send me the name and addy of your weed dealer.
You should go read Anthony Bourdains graphic novel “Get Jiro.” Basically this. The art is fantastic.
Yum! Brands is definitely the largest if they fight for their holding companies. If each individual marque fights independently then there’s an ice cream chain in China that has a good 10% more locations than McDonald’s has worldwide so they might be a good bet.
Well, I like Taco Bell, so I see this as an absolute win.
Just google dominos Zimbabwe memes
McDonald’s would win based solely on availability of funds to buy weapons and soldiers
I would get the feeling that the winner would be Taco Bell don’t ask me why though it would have something to do with demolition and a man and Sylvester
McDonald’s has an actual global economy, so probably them.
The movie, Demolition Man, has already proven that Taco Bell wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cF6D8zDa9U
“How did he get away?”
“I stopped at the first window before I realized they were understaffed.”
Both happy and sad that movie was never rebooted.
Waffle House wins because they don’t need the militia. This scenario is gamed out on day three of new hire training.
Ninja burger. It’s a card game.
At the rates fast food restaurants pay, not much would happen.
The burger wars and the chicken mafia. Taco gangs and French fry extortion.
Soo the banana wars part two…. I’ll grab my popcorn. I’m still waiting for emu war two
Chic Fil-A would institute Gilead
Waffle House wins.