I was in county lockup for six months and it was great!

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I was charged with a gross misdemeanor because a cop pulled me over and smelled the weed on me and found it on me. I was sentenced to six months and honestly it was awesome. I got along with the other dudes there really well, lifted wright’s every day and we got to prank all of the new guys. I of course got pranked too but the pranks kind of got out of hand. One of the guys there Damien was the biggest and blackest man I’ve ever seen. The dude was about 6’5 and huge and had a bunch of tattoos. Nice guy but he sure didn’t look it.

We used to wind up the new guys about what a monster he was and how half the dudes in here were his prison bitches then suddenly in the showers they’d pin the new guy to the wall while Damien would yell “GIVE ME HIS BUTT! I WANT HIS BUTT!” Which would honestly give the new guys a real scare before we told them it was a joke. It ended when one time the victim of the prank got a boner and ruined it for everyone though.

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  1. Party-Value-4952 Avatar

    😆😆😆