In Highschool we had a friend challenge to buy grocery store items that, bought together made a sus story, you had to go through a checker and place them separated on the belt.
The grand champion: DVD of Dirty Dancing, 1 bundle of rope, 1 box of condoms and 1 toliet Plunger.
Not knowing the waterfall you went to in normal clothes to take pictures, is full of bikini girls in the summer. Standing there confused and mildly annoyed there is no ability to take nature photos without getting creeper photos as you evaluate the area… where the girls are. And finally awkwardly leave.
I know there are probably some very sad reasons why people are so fanatical about those super realistic newborn baby dolls, but it creeps me out especially when they take them out in public and then people interact with them like it’s a real baby. The most egregious example I’ve seen of this is a woman who was in a wheel chair (iirc she didn’t actually need the wheelchair either it was just some odd thing for her like she identified as someone who couldn’t walk or something idk) and she took the baby through an airport and onto an airplane, I feel like it actually might be illegal to do that and if it isn’t it should be
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Going into a bank wearing a blaze orange jumpsuit and a mask.
testing the sharpness of my knife on my arm in front of people
Recording people in public.
Carrying a gun in my pocket in Texas
Drinking 0.0% beer in your car while driving.
Checking the ripeness of a cucumber.
Walking out of a store without buying anything
Buying a shovel, large trash bags and duck tape all at once.
Taking things from Walmart without paying
Hand rolling your own cigarettes
In Highschool we had a friend challenge to buy grocery store items that, bought together made a sus story, you had to go through a checker and place them separated on the belt.
The grand champion: DVD of Dirty Dancing, 1 bundle of rope, 1 box of condoms and 1 toliet Plunger.
Dumpster diving
Being somewhere alone or sitting in an isolated parking lot.
Being brown and born in the US these days.
Sitting on a bench in a park with a black hoodie while being fat… Totally not me right now
Shooting Video in front of a Bank or Public Building.
Being a late 50s male in a white van picking your 17 year old granddaughter up on the corner across from her high school.
Buying a pregnancy test and and a metal coat hanger together.
Hang out in front of the pharmacy with your bike, shades, and backpack
Being male and watching your kid play on a playground with other kids.
Getting onto a crowded elevator, but instead of facing the doors, you turn 180* and face the people on the elevator.
Taking the fifth.
Walking 3 miles to work in the city at 4am
Doing laps around neighborhoods in your vehicle.
Being a door-to-door salesman.
Staring at people.
Existing.
Prepaying for your food at Wawa in the app and walking out looking like you didn’t pay.
Anyone with a sheisty on
Jimmying open your own car door if you lock your keys in it
Using a Shake Weight.
Leaving a store without buying something.
Buying an axe. Someone ALWAYS says something when you walk around a hardware store with an axe in your hand.
Sitting in my car.
These days, just existing and minding your own business.
Scanning a PokéStop in Pokémon GO…
Wearing a weighted vest and walking near areas of national importance like the Houses Of Parliament. I’ve done it once and never again.
Wearing a bandana masked over your face and walking into a. Liquor Store
or B. Bank
Sprinting.
weed…
Doing nasal snuff
Exhuming a body for the coroner.
running while wearing regular clothing lmao
Going in and/or coming out of a cannabis dispensary (in a weed legal state).
Breaking into your own car.
Not knowing the waterfall you went to in normal clothes to take pictures, is full of bikini girls in the summer. Standing there confused and mildly annoyed there is no ability to take nature photos without getting creeper photos as you evaluate the area… where the girls are. And finally awkwardly leave.
I know there are probably some very sad reasons why people are so fanatical about those super realistic newborn baby dolls, but it creeps me out especially when they take them out in public and then people interact with them like it’s a real baby. The most egregious example I’ve seen of this is a woman who was in a wheel chair (iirc she didn’t actually need the wheelchair either it was just some odd thing for her like she identified as someone who couldn’t walk or something idk) and she took the baby through an airport and onto an airplane, I feel like it actually might be illegal to do that and if it isn’t it should be
I’m burying a rolled up carpet in my backyard at midnight
Getting a factitious business name
Using a shake weight while wearing a trench coat
Looking over your shoulders.