In theory is it possible to make cheese of human milk?

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As the title says. Knowing that no one woman can give sufficient amount of milk to make a spoon of cheese. Yet am just curious.

Comments

  1. Evelynthesilly Avatar

    I don’t see why not..

  2. largestcob Avatar

    i dont know the answer but one woman absolutely can produce that much milk lol

  3. AgroMachine Avatar

    It’s not even theory, it’s been done

  4. EzraDionysus Avatar

    Well, I cannot think of any reason why it would not work. You can make cheese from goats milk, cows milk, sheep’s milk, yak milk, llama milk, and those are the only ones I can remember off the top of my head.

    And if you think about it, human milk is not glaringly different in composition to the milk from other mammals, and contains all of the different components that are required to convert the boring milk into delicious cheese, so maybe I will find a sex worker who offers lactation services and ask if she will sell me enough to attempt to make cheese.

    Can somebody please remind me of this in 36 hours after I have slept and am no longer high as fuck, please?

  5. PiscesAnemoia Avatar

    A little graphic so heads up. At some university, I believe, they took human samples and made cheese out of foot bacteria, armpit bacteria and something else. They then publicly presented it for people to smell. Nobody dared eat them but it proved that it can be done. Milk is, well..milk. No doubt it would be possible to make cheese out of it but I really doubt it would taste good unless you’re that guy from My Strange Addiction that liked sucking his wife’s tits.

  6. chelsea-from-calif Avatar

    I think it would be neat to make cheese from my breast milk & sell it for a lot of money to fetish groups in Japan.

    I’m blonde, pretty, young, fit & white (their ideal) so I could make bank!

  7. mid_1990s_death_doom Avatar

    Breast milk is really sweet basically like half and half. So I think it’d be kind of like a mozzarella, ricotta, or havarti. A mild creamy cheese.

  8. WheezyGonzalez Avatar

    I’ve made ice cream with my own breastmilk before.

    Just sayin if ice cream is possible, so is cheese

  9. IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Avatar

    Theory? I’ve eaten it. It’s real.

  10. jackaocor6u Avatar

    Only one way to find out

  11. dragonmuse Avatar

    Ugh, the process would smell so horrific. I have lost a bag of breastmilk behind my bedside table before. It was still sealed. Still discovered it by smell 🤢. Breastmilk would go cheese-like super quickly.

  12. hernkate Avatar

    This was in an episode of Superstore. lol