Due to circumstance/digestion I end up changing the tp in my house on probably a 10:1 basis with my wife. I hang it “over” or “away from wall” she hangs it “under” or “near to wall”. Whenever I question her (clearly wrong) choice she says it’s so the cats don’t get into it.
But our cats never get into the tp. They’re old and have other toys and each other to tear up.
So, on the rare occasion she changes it and leave it “under”, I’ll tear up some sheets like a cat would and pull a few out onto the floor.
And I say nothing.
I’ve seen her do a literal double-take when she didn’t think I was looking, it was hilarious.
And I feel evil and wrong about it.
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for some reason my brain translated “tp” to “the phone” and had a really hard time understanding this for a good minute
also this is hilarious
That’s some wholesome fuckery
Quality confession.