Getting an x-ray taken. Like why’d you slowly unbutton my shirt while I was laying in the table with my eyes closed? Don’t patients typically do that themselves before the tech. Even steps in?
I used to think “Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” meant she was just really good at making milkshakes… I was proudly singing it in front of my mom while my elder sister laughed hilariously.
My habit of hugging and leaning my head. Not in a romantic way tho, I used to think it’s nothing until someone once thought it meant something else, I needed to relearn that.
The phrase “come hither.” When we were young we used to read the dictionary for fun and we showed this to the person who used to say it and they never said it again.
Not super sexual but while I was at uni, I was invited over to a classmate’s room to “hang”. She offered me Hershey’s kisses (the chocolates), which I’d never come across before. A mutual friend then took me to a shop and showed me the back of a pack which explains why you might give those chocolates to someone. Enlightening moment. I now get the short shorts and crop top too.
My high school crush had a fight with her bf, came to visit me. Said she was tired and wanted to rest on my bed, she then commented she hope she doesn’t take up too much space of my bed.
I told her I would watch over her phone, if her bf rings I’ll wake her up. She got up and left not long after.
Regretted it to this day.
I was talking to my husband ine night about how my mood was low. He said something about needing vitamin D. I Saidd, “You’re right! I didn’t take my vitamins today!” So I went to the medicine cabinet and took my vitamins. Later that night, I realized he meant the OTHER vitamin D. 😅🤦♀️
In college, I dated a kinda cutesy-pie girl that loved stuffed animals, etc. She would say she felt “hot like a bunny” and I stupidly assumed meant she was too warm and needed a cool drink instead of the roll in the hay she was green lighting.
A joke I told my teacher when I was young and didn’t understand it. I had seen it on a card and took it as a riddle. ‘What goes in dry, comes out wet and makes you feel nice’ or something like that. The card said the answer was a tea bag and I felt like ‘testing’ my teacher with the riddle 🥴
My therapist sat on the sofa next to me, while discussing anxiety and self-image, and asked “So how would you feel for example, about taking off all your clothes right now and going upstairs?” And then she stared deep into my eyes. I was completely out of my depth and only realised the opportunity I’d missed on my way home.
I know you’re all gonna judge her for being extremely unprofessional, but she was a great therapist. Sometimes the world is complex.
16 in high-school it was snowing like he’ll. We were studying together and she spontaneously said “I think I want to give you a snow job.” I thought she wanted to throw snowballs at me
I was living in a new city without much for family and friends.
My neighbour invited me over for a drink one night bc she was having people over. Sure. I was bored and lonely and desperately needed a platonic friend. Things got a little odd when she stated flipping through pictures from her last party including some risqué shots.
I had to work the next day so I didn’t stay late. On my way to work the next day I realized her and her friend were trying to initiate an MMF threesome.
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Apparently my gray sweats that I can’t wear to the gym anymore without someone asking who I’m tryna show off for :/
Getting an x-ray taken. Like why’d you slowly unbutton my shirt while I was laying in the table with my eyes closed? Don’t patients typically do that themselves before the tech. Even steps in?
I used to think “Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” meant she was just really good at making milkshakes… I was proudly singing it in front of my mom while my elder sister laughed hilariously.
Most kinds of pair-dancing
Physio
Saunas
My habit of hugging and leaning my head. Not in a romantic way tho, I used to think it’s nothing until someone once thought it meant something else, I needed to relearn that.
“Do you want to get coffee?”
“Sorry, I don’t drink coffee.”
“Neither do I.”
That exchange happened several times – it was yeeeeeeears later that I realized she wasn’t talking about coffee.
Being pegged, she said she could fix hemorrhoids.
The phrase “come hither.” When we were young we used to read the dictionary for fun and we showed this to the person who used to say it and they never said it again.
‘to sexually invite’
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I saw a leather whip in my parents’ draw and thought they liked to race horses, since it looked like the whips jockeys used.
Completely forgot how much they hate horse racing…
Space pants. I used to wear pants that had constellations on them, I called them my space pants. Didn’t make the connection until a couple years later
Not super sexual but while I was at uni, I was invited over to a classmate’s room to “hang”. She offered me Hershey’s kisses (the chocolates), which I’d never come across before. A mutual friend then took me to a shop and showed me the back of a pack which explains why you might give those chocolates to someone. Enlightening moment. I now get the short shorts and crop top too.
Dancing
My high school crush had a fight with her bf, came to visit me. Said she was tired and wanted to rest on my bed, she then commented she hope she doesn’t take up too much space of my bed.
I told her I would watch over her phone, if her bf rings I’ll wake her up. She got up and left not long after.
Regretted it to this day.
Not sure this is what you mean, but all those Mills and Boon books I read as a teenager were basically gaslighting and sexual assault.
I was talking to my husband ine night about how my mood was low. He said something about needing vitamin D. I Saidd, “You’re right! I didn’t take my vitamins today!” So I went to the medicine cabinet and took my vitamins. Later that night, I realized he meant the OTHER vitamin D. 😅🤦♀️
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In college, I dated a kinda cutesy-pie girl that loved stuffed animals, etc. She would say she felt “hot like a bunny” and I stupidly assumed meant she was too warm and needed a cool drink instead of the roll in the hay she was green lighting.
She asked me after a session how the chocking thing actually works (after consensual session)
She stood in front of me, I put my left thumb, pressed and then pressed right with my index and she started melting
Wed done some DMT before so she loved the near death experiences even more
A joke I told my teacher when I was young and didn’t understand it. I had seen it on a card and took it as a riddle. ‘What goes in dry, comes out wet and makes you feel nice’ or something like that. The card said the answer was a tea bag and I felt like ‘testing’ my teacher with the riddle 🥴
My therapist sat on the sofa next to me, while discussing anxiety and self-image, and asked “So how would you feel for example, about taking off all your clothes right now and going upstairs?” And then she stared deep into my eyes. I was completely out of my depth and only realised the opportunity I’d missed on my way home.
I know you’re all gonna judge her for being extremely unprofessional, but she was a great therapist. Sometimes the world is complex.
The Hills of Tanchico
16 in high-school it was snowing like he’ll. We were studying together and she spontaneously said “I think I want to give you a snow job.” I thought she wanted to throw snowballs at me
I was living in a new city without much for family and friends.
My neighbour invited me over for a drink one night bc she was having people over. Sure. I was bored and lonely and desperately needed a platonic friend. Things got a little odd when she stated flipping through pictures from her last party including some risqué shots.
I had to work the next day so I didn’t stay late. On my way to work the next day I realized her and her friend were trying to initiate an MMF threesome.