TIFU/update UPDATE] I went to the doctor about my balls…

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So, as you know it, if you don’t know, click on my profile, but I accidentally put clove oil on my balls, and they burnt and got blistered up. I was just going to stay home and chill, but then the comments urged me to go to the doctor. I go to the doctor and tell me why, as I told a nice Indian male doctor my issue, he laughed in my face for a whole five minutes……… That was so embarrassing 🫠 I wanted to sink into the void. He then asked me, “Why I was actually here,” and I told him, “No, I’m serious.” He then put on a stern face, and he ended up checking me out. I had to retell the story to him (bro had to squeeze the balls to make sure everything was ok). He ended up prescribing me a hydrocortisone and told me to not wear any jeans and wear loose underwear. The reddening of the skin is still there, and I hope there won’t be scars … only time will tell, but un, yeah. I’ll never make that dumb mistake again I still haven’t told my parents I ended up just taking a Lyft because I didn’t want my parents to have another reason to be disappointed in me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

And for everything saying this is an AI story … I WOULD NEVER LIE about my balls burning! That was the WORST PAIN EVER!!!!!! Like it literally brought tears to my eyes And yeah, lol 😂

Also there is minor blisters (they look god awful scary and I don’t want to see them anymore) he said so it should go away with the help of the oitnent cream

TL;DR:I burnt my balls and was going to stay home until people told me to go to the doctors

Comments

  1. SoRedditHasAnAppNow Avatar

    Reminds me of a friend in uni that Nair’d his balls. Also not fun. 

  2. AnAussiebum Avatar

    OK you want to feel less pathetic?

    I got my first and only hemmy in my ass (never had once since thank god), used tea tree oil to treat at home. Didn’t dilute it….

    Gave myself a chemical burn and made it all so much worse. Had to go to the dr for antibiotics and diagnosis etc.

    Had to be bend over and show him the damaged rosebud.

    Traumatising for me and him.

    Im aussie so he is like the doctor I will see everytime I go to get a steroid cream or antiobiotic for the rest of my life.

    The eye contact….

    So you’re good.

  3. Gryffindor123 Avatar

    Prayers for your balls.

  4. Sylvers Avatar

    Lol that’s a doctor with a bad bedside manner. Sorry bud. But at least you got a fun story out of it!

    And inn case of scrotal scarring, you better start working on your Joker origin story:

    “You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend..”

  5. Moveyourbloominass Avatar

    Oh Op, sorry about your burnt balls. I’ve been banned from using wax for grooming🤣. We all have stories like yours. Life’s teaching moments 💜. A speedy recovery to you and your balls.

  6. Key-Economist-7804 Avatar

    When I go to the church today I’ll pray for your balls.

  7. Ok_Split_6463 Avatar

    Accidentally got Tiger Balm on mine. I won’t use that stuff when it’s hot out.

  8. SnowSlider3050 Avatar

    I like spicy food, never cut jalapeños and then go to take a piss…

  9. DanOfAbyss Avatar

    Thanks for the update

  10. Sneaky_Looking_Sort Avatar

    I HOPE OUR BALLS FAL OFF

  11. Tenzipper Avatar

    Dude. Don’t worry about any permanent disfigurement of your ball sack.

    It’s not like they’re pretty anyway.

    If you want a laugh, and a foretaste of things to come later in life, search for “nut bra” and watch the video.

    Here ya go: https://youtu.be/NOiaSy643B4?si=bZrDSjJL8JyZRJ_2