After all nuclear weapons are weapons of mass destruction that can wipe out entire populations, but suggesting we use them makes anyone arguing that position sound like a complete psychopath.
Apparently, according to some legal questions I have asked, it is completely legal to watch someone enter into a hazard that you know about but did not cause.
Someone has opened a large grate on the sidewalk exposing a deep utility hole. You know the hole is open but you are not in any way involved in the hole. You watch a person looking at their phone approach the hole. You watch them fall in the hole and get injured or even die. You are not legally responsible at all.
A leaking bottle of deadly poison is sitting on a shelf at an antique store placed there by some random vendor you do not know. You recognize the chemical on the label as being highly toxic. Anyone who touches it will die from organic mercury poisoning in a few months. You say nothing. Later you admit you knew about it and knew about the hazard but only wanted to see how many people would die. You are not liable because you did not create the hazard.
When I am asking you if you’d like another cocktail, and instead of saying yes or no like I might expect, you just look at me annoyed, and then resume your conversation without skipping a beat.
I call it the middle aged finger, I’ve seen men and women of all ages do this, but it’s like a signature move for women over 40.
Calling a pizza place and ordering only pineapples and anchovies no pizza .Just a big quart of toppings. Ask if they can put it in a blender for you. Ask for two straws.
Just sitting and thinking. People are so used to being glued to a device or some other type of escapism, I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been asked in public if I’m OK, when I’m just trying to chill out and enjoy a moment. (Thinking also of the guy who was arrested because he was sat enjoying a sunset)
I like it, it’s geared for camping so I have most of what I need for reading and writing in here anyways, so. I drive somewhere and work out of it with a hotspot and a laptop. People look at you like you’re insane. But why would I not want fresh air and a new place to do shit every day?
Walked into a beer shop and all the men looked at me like I accidentally walked into a secret men’s meeting. Like bro, I’m just here for a drink—not to steal your masculinity.🥲
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eating pizza with knife and fork for sure is one of them..
Wearing a MAGA hat.
Eating raw onions, you don’t mess with the guy eating raw onions
wearing jeans to the beach😂
Eating chips vertically
Porn
Being a dick to wait staff
People who like loli
Giving a U.S. cop the middle finger. (Technically protected under 1st Amendment) Most take exception to it and will engage you regardless.
Advocating for genocide as a warfare solution.
After all nuclear weapons are weapons of mass destruction that can wipe out entire populations, but suggesting we use them makes anyone arguing that position sound like a complete psychopath.
Am I right or what?
Walking down the street drinking a glass of water
Eating mayonnaise straight from the jar In public
Hoarding billions of dollars.
Getting a tattoo of a celebrity’s face.
Those people who mix cereal into 1 container
Preaching in public.
Biting into a KitKat without breaking it
Starting religious conversations with strangers in public.
Destroy democracy?
Staring at people intensely without blinking
Parking in front of your neighbors place when there’s an open spot in front of yours.
Pouring the milk before the cereal
60 year old men dating girls who just turned 18
I saw a guy on TikTok that collects human spines
Dressing up as Anton Chigurh for Halloween.
Standing the wrong way in an elevator.
Riding around with the windows down while blasting Michael Bolton.
walking around outside with a glass of milk
Putting sock, shoe, sock, shoe instead of sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
Socks and sandals.
Not realizing what or who I might be staring at when I get lost in my head.
Switching an old style stereos EQ to the pop setting.
Going out by yourself. It feels like everyone is looking at you because you are breaking the law.
Pathological liars
OxyContin
playing at a playground as a teen/adult
Buying blood from the butcher and wearing it all over yourself in public
Eating an egg sandwich on a plane.
Apparently, according to some legal questions I have asked, it is completely legal to watch someone enter into a hazard that you know about but did not cause.
Someone has opened a large grate on the sidewalk exposing a deep utility hole. You know the hole is open but you are not in any way involved in the hole. You watch a person looking at their phone approach the hole. You watch them fall in the hole and get injured or even die. You are not legally responsible at all.
A leaking bottle of deadly poison is sitting on a shelf at an antique store placed there by some random vendor you do not know. You recognize the chemical on the label as being highly toxic. Anyone who touches it will die from organic mercury poisoning in a few months. You say nothing. Later you admit you knew about it and knew about the hazard but only wanted to see how many people would die. You are not liable because you did not create the hazard.
Ranch on pizza
Gun show loopholes
Flying a kite at night
Eating a whole raw onion like it’s an apple.
Voting for trump
When I am asking you if you’d like another cocktail, and instead of saying yes or no like I might expect, you just look at me annoyed, and then resume your conversation without skipping a beat.
I call it the middle aged finger, I’ve seen men and women of all ages do this, but it’s like a signature move for women over 40.
Calling a pizza place and ordering only pineapples and anchovies no pizza .Just a big quart of toppings. Ask if they can put it in a blender for you. Ask for two straws.
Walking out of the grocery store without buying anything.
Just sitting and thinking. People are so used to being glued to a device or some other type of escapism, I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been asked in public if I’m OK, when I’m just trying to chill out and enjoy a moment. (Thinking also of the guy who was arrested because he was sat enjoying a sunset)
creating a second social media account to stalk people – this was a huge trend i saw on tiktok
John List’s neighbors all told stories about him mowing the lawn in a suit and tie.
Brushing your teeth in the shower while staring at the wall. No one talks about it, but it feels unhinged.
Taking candy from a baby
When i drive +240km/h i‘m a psycho, in my neighbour country its still legit in public autobahn.
Eating your pets after they die
Talking to yourself in public. Like a straight up full conversation.
Going for a walk in the rain
Doing your own taxidermy
Endlessly honking the horn in traffic.
Standing in an elevator with your back facing the door
You could sue anyone with an absurd case lol
Eating pizza crust first.
Driving circles in a roundabout
Skinning a baby Seal. Or a Cat. Or a Rabbit. -But only to some people.
Running with your hands in your pockets.
Having extremely long, curly toenails. Infinitely more disturbing if otherwise you’re perfectly groomed.
Voting Republican. And it ain’t “looks”, just “makes”.
Corollary: Not voting against Republicans at every opportunity.
Facing the wall of an elevator instead of the door
Walking around in briefs in Canada in the winter. Instant lunatic label assigned
Eating raw onion like an Apple.
Buying automatic rifles in the US
People are convinced that I’ll be on the news someday, simply because I drink black coffee, and organize my shirts in the closet by colour…
Maybe they’re right? 🤷🏻♂️
Driving 65 in the left lane.
Voting for trump and his MAGAt sycophants.
Always going around revolving doors three times.
Running around your neighborhood in normal clothes for exercise.
Buying US elected officials.
Doing pushups on asphalt
Taking pictures of strangers in public. especially kids.
Eating the whole Apple. Stem, core, everything.
Thanks ToT
Insisting that people sitting in the room with you are AI generated.
Night digging
Working out of my car.
I like it, it’s geared for camping so I have most of what I need for reading and writing in here anyways, so. I drive somewhere and work out of it with a hotspot and a laptop. People look at you like you’re insane. But why would I not want fresh air and a new place to do shit every day?
Walking out of a shop without buying anything
Politics?
Supporting extremist politicians
Voting Republican
Walked into a beer shop and all the men looked at me like I accidentally walked into a secret men’s meeting. Like bro, I’m just here for a drink—not to steal your masculinity.🥲
I feel like my confidence and comfort with needles at work and knives in the kitchen has alarmed some people/patients
Not returning your shopping carts to the proper stowage area.
Not eating the pineapple on a pizza
Eating pizza with a knife and fork
landlordism
I sometimes walk in the dog park and pet dogs. People get really disturbed when they find out I don’t have a dog.
Recording people in public