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What is one of your favorite comebacks to “you suck”?
You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Silence.
“Not enough apparently.”
Crying
bats eyelashes are we in primary school?
You swallow
Yeah I sucked your dad. Usually completely takes them off guard and disarms them.
And you suck AND swallow him? So which really worse?
Very well I’ve heard
You wish.
“In America we had free speech, so I accept your offer”
dammit you! i thought we’d keep that secret between us!
Suicide, now they’re being charged with a felony
Honestly, a fist to the face or a palm to the cheek
FUCK YOU. (*said with disgust).
Sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t and you’ll never find out.
So?..Don’t bring my personal life into this🤣😂
“Ok, offer me your dick then”
So does your mom? Lmao idk but that’s some elementary school shit I’ve heard and it kinda gave me a chuckle.
If it’s a mean way? “Cry about it.”
“You’re just upset because you will never know how well” 🤣
You swallow for money.
Learned from your mum.
“Only when i get paid”
Spin around like Kurt Angle.
Your mom’s pussy and she loves it!
“At least I’m good at something.”
Good enough to get a watermelon through a straw. You going to just list my talents all day?
“Not as much as your Mum tho”😎
Like your mum
I just finish the quote and yell “JACKASS” before running off to get some lunch at Sizzler.
Ok
Not as well as your mom.
Your mother taught me how!
I’m aware. It’s a work in progress.
Suck what? Your mom?
“The only thing im gonna be sucking tonight is your mom”
“Like a goddamn vacuum.”
If you hadn’t spoke to me I wouldn’t have even known you existed.
Only if it’s bigger than 4 inches
Far out
“Like a Hoover” is my wife’s go to response.
Not as well as your mum does.
Not as well as your mom
And you think you are an asset to this relationship, but you missed it by two letters.
Yeah your girls ti**ies
No, but your mom does.
“no you”
So do you.
“Like a champ”
you suck..what ? eggs like grandma ?
Yo momma
Yep And I’m really good too!!!
You wish
“Very good. “
Only when there is something worth sucking
Suck this
aww man, that must suck
Not as good as your mother but, I try.
Only when I need the money
“I know”
And I do it well too 😏
I don’t think people who say that is worthy of a comeback
You first
at least i am something compared to you
Only when kindly asked.
Oh boy you have no idea.
“You can’t prove that…”
You know what else you suck
Thanks 🙂
If I suck than you are king of suck mountain
Not for free.
You wish!
at least as not as your dad on daily basis
Eh, sometimes, it really depends…why, are we discussing favorite activities now?
Not as good as your mama
Jealous?
Thank you.
I’ve been telling people that for years.
Not as much as your mum
Not as good as your mom.
I suck? So did the void before it swallowed you.
😂😂
Learned it from your mom
You gag and choke
And I haven’t had any complaints about it yet
“Well I’ve been told”
Not as well as your mama does
I say “Maybe, but You’re just jealous cuz I won’t suck you”
This only really happens to me in games to which I reply, “You’re in here with the rest of us for a reason”
Only the big ones, so it will never be you.
Just call me Kirby 😆
I tell them, “Personally I don’t…but your wife(or mom)!” Then I do a chefs kiss gesture 😚👌
I don’t think I’ve ever had an interaction where I made somebody upset enough to say that to me.
But my response would be, “yeah, on your mother’s toes.”
Not for free
Not without dinner and dancing first. I might be easy,but I’m not cheap.
So did your mom
Your mom’s tiddys
Your mom’s a fan of it
Then tell your mother to wear a bra
ouch !!!
It’s not gay if it’s for pay.
Nah ah
thank you for keeping it monosyllabic
Not as much as your Mom sucks this dick
Tig ole biddies!
When someone used to say “f*ck you” to me I would respond with “you wish you could” 😂😂 their face would always be priceless lmaooo
Good enough to pull bowling ball thru a garden hose but you’ll never find out.
Maybe. But I’d rather suck at something real than be great at pretending to be someone I’m not
I think you’re confusing me with your mom.
Your mom’s tits, i do
“No u”
That right there, is a gottem
On yo’ momma’s fat pussy.
I’m not your mom.
That’s what I said to your mom last night.
Oh yeah Dude? Like so do you, eh!
i swallow too
And swallow….
I lick and nibble, too!
I lick, bite, and spank too. What of it?
Your mom and sister love it.
And swallow then clean you up
“okay, got any tips?”
Yeah, well the jerk store called.
“No, YOU suck!”
“Wanna bet?”
not u
Blow me.
Sorry then. Peace out! ✌️
“Oh, ok.” (Dripping with condescension)
AND i swallow!
You Blow
“Not for free and only on thursdays” (insert different day if it’s currently Thursday)
My dick
Yeah, but Not as good as your mom
Only when I need the money!
Yes I do, tell your dad.
Just because I’m open about sex doesn’t mean I’m open to having sex with you.
And yet your balls remain dry.
It’s all I can get
“I don’t see how that’s any of your business.”
Ya momma!
Exactly ☝🏼
Your mum should have
Only on weekends. $5.99/min
It’s more of a licking action
True, but I need the money.
But your mum swallows
I’ll fucking kill you and all those you hold dear.
So does your mother. Just ask my dad.
Is that a request?
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You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Silence.
“Not enough apparently.”
Crying
bats eyelashes are we in primary school?
You swallow
Yeah I sucked your dad. Usually completely takes them off guard and disarms them.
And you suck AND swallow him? So which really worse?
Very well I’ve heard
You wish.
“In America we had free speech, so I accept your offer”
dammit you! i thought we’d keep that secret between us!
Suicide, now they’re being charged with a felony
Honestly, a fist to the face or a palm to the cheek
FUCK YOU. (*said with disgust).
Sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t and you’ll never find out.
So?..Don’t bring my personal life into this🤣😂
“Ok, offer me your dick then”
So does your mom? Lmao idk but that’s some elementary school shit I’ve heard and it kinda gave me a chuckle.
If it’s a mean way? “Cry about it.”
“You’re just upset because you will never know how well” 🤣
You swallow for money.
Learned from your mum.
“Only when i get paid”
Spin around like Kurt Angle.
Your mom’s pussy and she loves it!
“At least I’m good at something.”
Good enough to get a watermelon through a straw. You going to just list my talents all day?
“Not as much as your Mum tho”😎
Like your mum
I just finish the quote and yell “JACKASS” before running off to get some lunch at Sizzler.
Ok
Not as well as your mom.
Your mother taught me how!
I’m aware. It’s a work in progress.
Suck what? Your mom?
“The only thing im gonna be sucking tonight is your mom”
“Like a goddamn vacuum.”
If you hadn’t spoke to me I wouldn’t have even known you existed.
Only if it’s bigger than 4 inches
Far out
“Like a Hoover” is my wife’s go to response.
Not as well as your mum does.
Not as well as your mom
And you think you are an asset to this relationship, but you missed it by two letters.
Yeah your girls ti**ies
No, but your mom does.
“no you”
So do you.
“Like a champ”
you suck..what ? eggs like grandma ?
Yo momma
Yep And I’m really good too!!!
You wish
“Very good. “
Only when there is something worth sucking
You wish
Suck this
aww man, that must suck
Not as good as your mother but, I try.
Only when I need the money
“I know”
And I do it well too 😏
I don’t think people who say that is worthy of a comeback
You first
at least i am something compared to you
Only when kindly asked.
Oh boy you have no idea.
“You can’t prove that…”
You know what else you suck
Thanks 🙂
If I suck than you are king of suck mountain
Not for free.
You wish!
at least as not as your dad on daily basis
Eh, sometimes, it really depends…why, are we discussing favorite activities now?
Not as good as your mama
Jealous?
Thank you.
I’ve been telling people that for years.
Not as much as your mum
Not as good as your mom.
I suck? So did the void before it swallowed you.
😂😂
Learned it from your mom
You gag and choke
And I haven’t had any complaints about it yet
“Well I’ve been told”
Not as well as your mama does
I say “Maybe, but You’re just jealous cuz I won’t suck you”
This only really happens to me in games to which I reply, “You’re in here with the rest of us for a reason”
Only the big ones, so it will never be you.
Just call me Kirby 😆
I tell them, “Personally I don’t…but your wife(or mom)!” Then I do a chefs kiss gesture 😚👌
I don’t think I’ve ever had an interaction where I made somebody upset enough to say that to me.
But my response would be, “yeah, on your mother’s toes.”
Not for free
Not without dinner and dancing first. I might be easy,but I’m not cheap.
So did your mom
Your mom’s tiddys
Your mom’s a fan of it
Then tell your mother to wear a bra
ouch !!!
It’s not gay if it’s for pay.
Nah ah
thank you for keeping it monosyllabic
Not as much as your Mom sucks this dick
Tig ole biddies!
When someone used to say “f*ck you” to me I would respond with “you wish you could” 😂😂 their face would always be priceless lmaooo
Good enough to pull bowling ball thru a garden hose but you’ll never find out.
Maybe. But I’d rather suck at something real than be great at pretending to be someone I’m not
I think you’re confusing me with your mom.
Your mom’s tits, i do
“No u”
That right there, is a gottem
On yo’ momma’s fat pussy.
I’m not your mom.
You swallow
That’s what I said to your mom last night.
Oh yeah Dude? Like so do you, eh!
i swallow too
And swallow….
I lick and nibble, too!
I lick, bite, and spank too. What of it?
Your mom and sister love it.
And swallow then clean you up
“okay, got any tips?”
Yeah, well the jerk store called.
“No, YOU suck!”
“Wanna bet?”
not u
Blow me.
Sorry then. Peace out! ✌️
“Oh, ok.” (Dripping with condescension)
AND i swallow!
You Blow
“Not for free and only on thursdays” (insert different day if it’s currently Thursday)
My dick
Yeah, but Not as good as your mom
Only when I need the money!
Yes I do, tell your dad.
Just because I’m open about sex doesn’t mean I’m open to having sex with you.
And yet your balls remain dry.
It’s all I can get
“I don’t see how that’s any of your business.”
Ya momma!
Exactly ☝🏼
Your mum should have
Only on weekends. $5.99/min
It’s more of a licking action
True, but I need the money.
But your mum swallows
I’ll fucking kill you and all those you hold dear.
So does your mother. Just ask my dad.
Ok
Is that a request?