What is one of your favorite comebacks to “you suck”?

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What is one of your favorite comebacks to “you suck”?

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  1. Imaginary-Spirit-859 Avatar

    You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

  2. RefrigeratorOk5465 Avatar

    “Not enough apparently.”

  3. no-filtering Avatar

    bats eyelashes are we in primary school?

  4. Purpledratini Avatar

    Yeah I sucked your dad. Usually completely takes them off guard and disarms them.

  5. Lady0Noi Avatar

    And you suck AND swallow him? So which really worse?

  6. KeyholderK Avatar

    Very well I’ve heard

  7. Senior_Diamond_1918 Avatar

    “In America we had free speech, so I accept your offer”

  8. samhart02239 Avatar

    dammit you! i thought we’d keep that secret between us!

  9. ZuyZude Avatar

    Suicide, now they’re being charged with a felony

  10. dont_call_me_emo Avatar

    Honestly, a fist to the face or a palm to the cheek

  11. nano-nini Avatar

    FUCK YOU. (*said with disgust).

  12. RockOn_GoldDustWoman Avatar

    Sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t and you’ll never find out.

  13. Still-Outcome1207 Avatar

    So?..Don’t bring my personal life into this🤣😂

  14. Ill_Dig2291 Avatar

    “Ok, offer me your dick then”

  15. WassupPOPS Avatar

    So does your mom? Lmao idk but that’s some elementary school shit I’ve heard and it kinda gave me a chuckle.

  16. ThrowRA_non3 Avatar

    If it’s a mean way? “Cry about it.”

  17. Admirable-Sink-2622 Avatar

    “You’re just upset because you will never know how well” 🤣

  18. Fit-Meal4943 Avatar

    You swallow for money.

  19. jwadd1981 Avatar

    Learned from your mum.

  20. ThingPutrid1016 Avatar

    “Only when i get paid”

  21. Ebolatastic Avatar

    Spin around like Kurt Angle.

  22. graesen Avatar

    Your mom’s pussy and she loves it!

  23. bloomdrifft Avatar

    “At least I’m good at something.”

  24. DM-your_boobs Avatar

    Good enough to get a watermelon through a straw. You going to just list my talents all day?

  25. Peachpettal Avatar

    “Not as much as your Mum tho”😎

  26. Infinite_Ground1395 Avatar

    I just finish the quote and yell “JACKASS” before running off to get some lunch at Sizzler.

  27. Constant_Economy5195 Avatar

    Not as well as your mom.

  28. doubleudeaffie Avatar

    I’m aware. It’s a work in progress.

  29. Opposite-Minimum-794 Avatar

    Suck what? Your mom?

  30. Ifreakingloveworms Avatar

    “The only thing im gonna be sucking tonight is your mom”

  31. EgoSenatus Avatar

    “Like a goddamn vacuum.”

  32. Alive_But_Empty Avatar

    If you hadn’t spoke to me I wouldn’t have even known you existed.

  33. 420_69_Fake_Account Avatar

    Only if it’s bigger than 4 inches

  34. SirPierreDelecto Avatar

    “Like a Hoover” is my wife’s go to response.

  35. belladonna79 Avatar

    Not as well as your mum does.

  36. AddToBatch Avatar

    Not as well as your mom

  37. Original_NudistGeek Avatar

    And you think you are an asset to this relationship, but you missed it by two letters.

  38. PixelatedxBeauty Avatar

    Yeah your girls ti**ies

  39. Storm_King93 Avatar

    No, but your mom does.

  40. rukso Avatar

    “no you”

  41. Atomic76 Avatar

    “Like a champ”

  42. Foreign-Prior3316 Avatar

    you suck..what ? eggs like grandma ?

  43. frontallabotomy64 Avatar

    Yep And I’m really good too!!!

  44. No_Nectarine6942 Avatar

    “Very good. “

  45. magickpendejo Avatar

    Only when there is something worth sucking

  46. JackfruitSafe6254 Avatar

    aww man, that must suck

  47. ThAtGuY-101 Avatar

    Not as good as your mother but, I try. 

  48. Cherryncosmo Avatar

    Only when I need the money

  49. Fuzzy_Plastic Avatar

    And I do it well too 😏

  50. Coolbeans_97 Avatar

    I don’t think people who say that is worthy of a comeback

  51. csch1992 Avatar

    at least i am something compared to you

  52. khalamar Avatar

    Only when kindly asked.

  53. This-Cookie5548 Avatar

    Oh boy you have no idea.

  54. Mediocre-Catch9580 Avatar

    You can’t prove that…

  55. Wrong-Stretch8980 Avatar

    You know what else you suck

  56. SubstantialAlps6507 Avatar

    If I suck than you are king of suck mountain

  57. MikroStok Avatar

    at least as not as your dad on daily basis

  58. Sonicsgirl Avatar

    Eh, sometimes, it really depends…why, are we discussing favorite activities now?

  59. Weekly_Ad7031 Avatar

    Not as good as your mama

  60. OhTheHueManatee Avatar

    I’ve been telling people that for years.

  61. _Griff_ Avatar

    Not as much as your mum

  62. CanFootyFan1 Avatar

    Not as good as your mom.

  63. sneakrifice Avatar

    I suck? So did the void before it swallowed you.

  64. ImprovementFar5054 Avatar

    Learned it from your mom

  65. Grind_Solo Avatar

    You gag and choke

  66. aconspicuousliquid Avatar

    And I haven’t had any complaints about it yet

  67. GizmoSled Avatar

    “Well I’ve been told”

  68. Unlucky-Excitement33 Avatar

    Not as well as your mama does

  69. Any-Contract-3255 Avatar

    I say “Maybe, but You’re just jealous cuz I won’t suck you”

  70. Jacxzzixs Avatar

    This only really happens to me in games to which I reply, “You’re in here with the rest of us for a reason”

  71. mrwahed Avatar

    Only the big ones, so it will never be you.

  72. lilbunnygal Avatar

    Just call me Kirby 😆

  73. Ricco121 Avatar

    I tell them, “Personally I don’t…but your wife(or mom)!” Then I do a chefs kiss gesture 😚👌

  74. Repulsive-South-9763 Avatar

    I don’t think I’ve ever had an interaction where I made somebody upset enough to say that to me.

    But my response would be, “yeah, on your mother’s toes.”

  75. Vasego1 Avatar

    Not without dinner and dancing first. I might be easy,but I’m not cheap.

  76. OCDCambo Avatar

    So did your mom

  77. _Send-nudes-please_ Avatar

    Your mom’s tiddys

  78. PossiblyExtra_22 Avatar

    Your mom’s a fan of it

  79. Hoboken9258 Avatar

    Then tell your mother to wear a bra

  80. votemarvel Avatar

    It’s not gay if it’s for pay.

  81. bmwm36969 Avatar

    thank you for keeping it monosyllabic

  82. DDDrake_4 Avatar

    Not as much as your Mom sucks this dick

  83. Either-Can-2653 Avatar

    When someone used to say “f*ck you” to me I would respond with “you wish you could” 😂😂 their face would always be priceless lmaooo

  84. Buckwheat769 Avatar

    Good enough to pull bowling ball thru a garden hose but you’ll never find out.

  85. BalancedCivil Avatar

    Maybe. But I’d rather suck at something real than be great at pretending to be someone I’m not

  86. ListMore5157 Avatar

    I think you’re confusing me with your mom.

  87. seriously009 Avatar

    Your mom’s tits, i do

  88. Galeprime Avatar

    “No u”

    That right there, is a gottem

  89. Soggy-Beach1403 Avatar

    On yo’ momma’s fat pussy.

  90. Superspork53 Avatar

    I’m not your mom.

  91. Explore_inside_ Avatar

    That’s what I said to your mom last night.

  92. toollio Avatar

    Oh yeah Dude? Like so do you, eh!

  93. Dragons_mate Avatar

    And swallow….

  94. anatomy-princess Avatar

    I lick and nibble, too!

  95. AdorkableUtahn Avatar

    I lick, bite, and spank too. What of it?

  96. JohnSpikeKelly Avatar

    Your mom and sister love it.

  97. veryinteresting12344 Avatar

    And swallow then clean you up

  98. wensul Avatar

    “okay, got any tips?”

  99. JerrySeinfeldsMullet Avatar

    Yeah, well the jerk store called.

  100. Whyte_Dynamyte Avatar

    “No, YOU suck!”

  101. SoThotful69 Avatar

    “Wanna bet?”

    • sucks their dick *
  102. Arqideus Avatar

    Sorry then. Peace out! ✌️ 

  103. chocolatechipninja Avatar

    “Oh, ok.” (Dripping with condescension)

  104. crazymonk45 Avatar

    “Not for free and only on thursdays” (insert different day if it’s currently Thursday)

  105. No-Rich1739 Avatar

    Yeah, but Not as good as your mom

  106. NewHandle3922 Avatar

    Only when I need the money!

  107. gaycomic Avatar

    Yes I do, tell your dad.

  108. OhTheHueManatee Avatar

    Just because I’m open about sex doesn’t mean I’m open to having sex with you.

  109. Other_Log_1996 Avatar

    And yet your balls remain dry.

  110. TrundleBeetle Avatar

    It’s all I can get

  111. Yahomie88 Avatar

    “I don’t see how that’s any of your business.”

  112. SilverRole3589 Avatar
  113. fflloorriiddaammaann Avatar

    Your mum should have

  114. Glum-Indication-7859 Avatar

    Only on weekends. $5.99/min

  115. DeaddyRuxpin Avatar

    It’s more of a licking action

  116. The_Infectious_Lerp Avatar

    True, but I need the money.

  117. GarethOfQuirm Avatar

    But your mum swallows

  118. Used-Gas-6525 Avatar

    I’ll fucking kill you and all those you hold dear.

  119. GrrrYouBeast Avatar

    So does your mother. Just ask my dad.

  120. Famous-Ad-2418 Avatar

    Is that a request?