Everyone is so proud of me and thinks it was all mental fortitude but I was just having a personal party the whole time.
Haven’t done it in a month and honestly don’t even miss it but I will say it was enjoyable.
Also, stopped drinking alcohol for the 3 months as well. Have not started drinking again.
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Cocaine is one hell of a drug
Originally read it as 2Kg and wondered how you’re still alive
Lowkey iconic but also wildly unhinged. Proud of you for quitting tho, fr that’s the real flex.
But did you achieve it after all?
I love this.
How much weight did you drop?
Lmao this feels like the chaotic neutral version of a fitness journey. Like “yeah I got shredded but at what cost?” Honestly though, quitting both the booger sugar and alcohol and not missing either is kinda impressive. You lowkey did a hard reset on life, just with… party mode enabled first 😂
YES BABE, Snatched!
Make sure to make positive lifestyle changes to help keep the weight off. Add in extra steps, some weight lifting, etc. limit extra calories and junk food so you won’t have to go back to take it off again.
Damn this ain’t an approach I’d considered. Props to another substance enjoyer who also has control lol.
Hell yeah
Even I wanna loose weight man, I’ve been trying to from a very long time but I don’t have the determination and will power
Did this before my high school reunion. Everyone was amazed by my ‘transformation’ and kept asking for diet tips. Like yeah Susan, it’s called Studio 54 in my bathroom. Two months clean and keeping the weight off with actual exercise now, but man those congratulations felt weird.
I paid that much for three months of mounjaro and I’m sure you had way more fun 😂
Gotta pump those numbers up kid 😅
Meth or boogersugar?
Damn dude. I’ve always wondered if someone would use for weight loss purposes only. Thank you sir, I can now rest easy
My ‘miracle weight loss’ story was similar. Family hanging my before/after photos on their fridge while I was hanging out in bathroom stalls. Three years clean now. Trust me, the high of being genuinely healthy feels way better.
Write a book about it tell me the deets
A cocaine success story. Beautiful.
Love me some coke, but been too afraid since it has fentanyl in it sometimes. Too many deaths. Too much risk.
It’s a well known weight loss thing. As long you’re not hooked, it’s not really a big deal. You’re lucky you didn’t develop hardcore addiction. Best wishes!
totally been there, sometimes the weight loss just sneaks up on you when your having so much fun lol
Quitting booze probably did it more than the booger sugar lol. Stay off both but esp booze, you’ll keep weight off long term not drinking.
Girl I feel this in my soul. Did something similar to fit into my wedding dress. Everyone at the ceremony kept saying how ‘disciplined’ I was with my diet. If they only knew my pre-wedding routine involved more than just green smoothies…
I lost a lot of weight in high school, don’t get me wrong, I worked my ass off for it. So so so many people asked me how I did it, I went from like 40lbs overweight to one of the most active and fit kids at the school in just about a year.
Trying to do the same as an adult now, realizing my Adderall prescription back then was a bigger factor than I remembered. Shit is like steroids for weight-loss.
You gotta be really carefull to not party again my friend
I wanna know how with all the fenty out here I couldn’t even trust it
I’d you can’t have a little booger sugar as a treat, why live?
Coke diet works I did it once to make weight for a fight lol
How can you do nose sugar without the booze? I’m baffled
Girl, I know exactly what you mean. Lost 30 pounds during my ‘party phase’ and my Instagram was flooded with ‘you’re so inspirational!’ comments. Little did they know I was destroying myself behind the scenes. Stay strong – the fact you don’t miss it is a really good sign.
$2k worth of cocaine is what 25 days worth over 90 days, how did this make you lose weight
Alright. So I’m genuinely curious having never done any Candy but being somewhat successful with body transformations a few times- How much muscle do you lose on such a diet? Do you look “good” or just emaciated? I just can’t imagine such a diet being good for actual body composition results and I imagine a lot of lean tissue loss and looking run down
I’d do this in a heartbeat (rapidly)!
I lost mine with Wegovy and I told everyone it was cocaine. They wouldn’t have believed mental fortitude.
Be safe fr
That sounds like an expensive diet
Coming down from it might add some lbs back
That’s not even a lot of nose candy over 3 months let alone a lot of nose candy
The chris brown diet
😂 Was it a short term solution or an open ended habit. You didn’t say?
Puts on lily
Doing a bunch of cocaine and not drinking is so crazy haha
Adderall would have been way cheaper ya know
With the cost of ozempic, I think you possibly have created a cheat code for life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
God I love cocaine.
That’s it?
Nice work 😂
Alcohol is also an INSANE amount of calories so not drinking will help you keep the weight off too.
Coke without alcohol? That’s rough.
Dude you have a monkey on your back and you don’t even realize it. Eventually you will do more coke. It may be a few years but you will go back.
So you did the 1980s diet
what did you take to sleep? and are you still taking that to sleep now
I’d probably isolate myself for those 3 months lol
The amount of times my brother and I have joked about implementing this strategy but no here we are doing it the hard way like suckers!!! Slow claps OP
Amphetmines work better. Just saying…
Easiest diet ever
I started intermittent fasting and lost 12 lbs in 2 months. Overhauled my entire diet and way of eatingand stopped drinking. My doctor didn’t believe it was possible so he decided to drug test me w/o my consent or knowledge. 🙃
Same lol
Where do you even find pure coke. I’m scared shitless of fentynal. Don’t think I spelled that right.
People will do anything to avoid eating less and cardio
So like are you just going to do cocaine indefinitely to maintain your weight loss?
Why not get actual weight loss drugs?
This is kinda legendary though
Woman’s laxative walked so cocaine can run
I used to be skinny and my whole family was, then I got depressed and gained over 100 lbs. Could not pull my ass out of it until I did meth by accident (long story) and went on a bender for about 6 months until I got my body back, then just pulled it together and started working out after I stopped doing it lol.
As someone who is into modeling and bodybuilding I did this last summer. Looked amazing…felt terrible
Mind me asking the before and after weights?
3years seemed like a week to me, got up to 1/2oz $800 a day, then slept for 3-4months and went from 265lbs to 165lbs. Didn’t think much about it at the time, yet it was a journey that came to a end. Don’t miss it
I’m glad you quit. My best friend had his whole life blown up for a good 6yrs over cocaine. He was disgustingly skinny (172lbs at 6’5) and went to jail, got clean for a few months then relapsed and did a year in prison followed by another year of after care before sobriety stuck. Now he’s healthy, sober, got back together with his partner and is happily engaged and a hands on father again. Life is good. I hope sobriety sticks for you too
Can’t find decent blow. Feel free to DM
2k in 3 months isn’t as extreme as you think it is 😉
Adderall XR would’ve been 10x cheaper, healthier, and more effective.
I mean, I’ve never done that. But how does that help? Appetite suppressant? Imo the most important part of weight loss is a consistent lifting schedule and keeping protein high. Otherwise you just end up lower weight but not necessarily with the look you want. I guess maybe it could work as a pre workout…
Coke without alcohol is crazy.
If you’re going to spend all that money on street drugs, why not legally get a glp? Probably a little better for your heart and mind. I mean, you do you, but I know Coke ain’t cheap
Ozempic would do that for less $$
Thanks for sharing. I’m glad I found this thread as I’ve been debating taking my first shot of Zepbound all day today but worried about the side effects. This sounds way more fun!
That’s a lot of hydroxycut
You also aren’t supposed to nose load hydroxycut, for future reference
Meth would’ve been the more economical way to go.
“Roughly 3 lines a day for 3 months at a time only and lost weight and quit alcohol” is EXACTLY the testimony we’ve needed to legalize cocaine.
So, you were just doing coke straight? With no alcohol? Sounds miserable
I love how instead of saying that was a bad move, people are saying you should have also drank or done meth instead, lol.
God I did coke for 10 years and was like 100 lbs at 5”1, size 2. It was not fun. I’m lucky I didn’t die. My sister did but I didn’t.
But hey glad you came out the other side okay.
The most amazing part of this story to me is that you didn’t drink. Raw dogging blow every day for three months sounds like a nightmare to me lol. Back when I was very into it, I needed the booze just to stay level.
Thankfully I don’t do coke anymore and I have touched alcohol in 9 months. It gets easier.
Attempted the same thing and not only did become hooked for about 3 years but I gained weight because of the crazy alcohol consumption it drove me into
Mine was clinical depression and severe anxiety. I went from 220 to 155. No joke. No one knows how I lost the weight except my husband and psychiatrist. Unconventional. I like it! More than one way to skin a cat lol.
My ex wife did constant coke and put on 20kg. Probably due to the couple of bottles of wine and beers she consumed with it, along with sleeping all day until she got into it again the following night. Good times.
If I could I would
my friends and i use to call this the cocaine diet.
Hooley Dooley.
Just 2k? That’s like 3 nights out.
The original ozempic
What I read is a person very committed to weight loss. Even sacrificed his finances and alcohol
People actually think this is real lmao
Try Kojac next time.
“Get my nutrition plan in my bio” incoming😂
I did the same to lower my A1C from 6.2 to 5.3. Had to supplement the missing cheap carbs energy with something otherwise would have been collapsing every day.
Doctor was so proud.
Lmaoo I did the same 15 years ago. Was a solid few months