I did 2k worth of nose candy over 3 months to achieve my weight goals

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Everyone is so proud of me and thinks it was all mental fortitude but I was just having a personal party the whole time.

Haven’t done it in a month and honestly don’t even miss it but I will say it was enjoyable.

Also, stopped drinking alcohol for the 3 months as well. Have not started drinking again.

Comments

  1. 10DiamondButterflies Avatar

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug

  2. Murky-Day-6977 Avatar

    Originally read it as 2Kg and wondered how you’re still alive

  3. GorgeousElsie Avatar

    Lowkey iconic but also wildly unhinged. Proud of you for quitting tho, fr that’s the real flex.

  4. Hot_Introduction3567 Avatar

    But did you achieve it after all?

  5. Tricky421 Avatar
  6. TehZiiM Avatar

    How much weight did you drop?

  7. lyraLorse Avatar

    Lmao this feels like the chaotic neutral version of a fitness journey. Like “yeah I got shredded but at what cost?” Honestly though, quitting both the booger sugar and alcohol and not missing either is kinda impressive. You lowkey did a hard reset on life, just with… party mode enabled first 😂

  8. SourNotSorry Avatar

    YES BABE, Snatched!

  9. Champagne82 Avatar

    Make sure to make positive lifestyle changes to help keep the weight off. Add in extra steps, some weight lifting, etc. limit extra calories and junk food so you won’t have to go back to take it off again.

  10. Curiousjaykc Avatar

    Damn this ain’t an approach I’d considered. Props to another substance enjoyer who also has control lol.

  11. gms29 Avatar

    Even I wanna loose weight man, I’ve been trying to from a very long time but I don’t have the determination and will power

  12. Sweett-Princess Avatar

    Did this before my high school reunion. Everyone was amazed by my ‘transformation’ and kept asking for diet tips. Like yeah Susan, it’s called Studio 54 in my bathroom. Two months clean and keeping the weight off with actual exercise now, but man those congratulations felt weird.

  13. Previous_Repair8754 Avatar

    I paid that much for three months of mounjaro and I’m sure you had way more fun 😂

  14. Life-LOL Avatar

    Gotta pump those numbers up kid 😅

  15. Low_Sheepherder_382 Avatar

    Meth or boogersugar?

  16. LimitSwitcher Avatar

    Damn dude. I’ve always wondered if someone would use for weight loss purposes only. Thank you sir, I can now rest easy

  17. AdorableAndSweet Avatar

    My ‘miracle weight loss’ story was similar. Family hanging my before/after photos on their fridge while I was hanging out in bathroom stalls. Three years clean now. Trust me, the high of being genuinely healthy feels way better.

  18. Prudent_District9309 Avatar

    Write a book about it tell me the deets

  19. Pitiful-Gift5772 Avatar

    A cocaine success story. Beautiful.

    Love me some coke, but been too afraid since it has fentanyl in it sometimes. Too many deaths. Too much risk.

  20. Madmanmangomenace Avatar

    It’s a well known weight loss thing. As long you’re not hooked, it’s not really a big deal. You’re lucky you didn’t develop hardcore addiction. Best wishes!

  21. muskchouli Avatar

    totally been there, sometimes the weight loss just sneaks up on you when your having so much fun lol

  22. susibeans999 Avatar

    Quitting booze probably did it more than the booger sugar lol. Stay off both but esp booze, you’ll keep weight off long term not drinking.

  23. HotHon11 Avatar

    Girl I feel this in my soul. Did something similar to fit into my wedding dress. Everyone at the ceremony kept saying how ‘disciplined’ I was with my diet. If they only knew my pre-wedding routine involved more than just green smoothies…

  24. __r0b0_ Avatar

    I lost a lot of weight in high school, don’t get me wrong, I worked my ass off for it. So so so many people asked me how I did it, I went from like 40lbs overweight to one of the most active and fit kids at the school in just about a year.

    Trying to do the same as an adult now, realizing my Adderall prescription back then was a bigger factor than I remembered. Shit is like steroids for weight-loss.

  25. namesurnamesomenumba Avatar

    You gotta be really carefull to not party again my friend

  26. Quirky-Cheesecake031 Avatar

    I wanna know how with all the fenty out here I couldn’t even trust it

  27. Xendaar Avatar

    I’d you can’t have a little booger sugar as a treat, why live?

  28. jawsurgeryjourney Avatar

    Coke diet works I did it once to make weight for a fight lol

  29. fleshlettuces Avatar

    How can you do nose sugar without the booze? I’m baffled

  30. ElegantBunnyy Avatar

    Girl, I know exactly what you mean. Lost 30 pounds during my ‘party phase’ and my Instagram was flooded with ‘you’re so inspirational!’ comments. Little did they know I was destroying myself behind the scenes. Stay strong – the fact you don’t miss it is a really good sign.

  31. Low-Necessary-2713 Avatar

    $2k worth of cocaine is what 25 days worth over 90 days, how did this make you lose weight

  32. SignificantApricot69 Avatar

    Alright. So I’m genuinely curious having never done any Candy but being somewhat successful with body transformations a few times- How much muscle do you lose on such a diet? Do you look “good” or just emaciated? I just can’t imagine such a diet being good for actual body composition results and I imagine a lot of lean tissue loss and looking run down

  33. Mywaterhurts Avatar

    I’d do this in a heartbeat (rapidly)!

  34. OpeningHistorian7630 Avatar

    I lost mine with Wegovy and I told everyone it was cocaine. They wouldn’t have believed mental fortitude.

  35. ANR-in-Altitude Avatar

    That sounds like an expensive diet

  36. mrhidemyself Avatar

    Coming down from it might add some lbs back

  37. Useful-Abies-3976 Avatar

    That’s not even a lot of nose candy over 3 months let alone a lot of nose candy

  38. maschippieone Avatar

    The chris brown diet

  39. WachanIII Avatar

    😂 Was it a short term solution or an open ended habit. You didn’t say?

  40. denimdr Avatar

    Puts on lily

  41. apothenne Avatar

    Doing a bunch of cocaine and not drinking is so crazy haha

  42. sorta-dying Avatar

    Adderall would have been way cheaper ya know

  43. Queen_OfTheSouth Avatar

    With the cost of ozempic, I think you possibly have created a cheat code for life 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  44. RacerX-56 Avatar

    God I love cocaine.

  45. Gmarlon123 Avatar
  46. BotanicalSexism Avatar

    Nice work 😂

    Alcohol is also an INSANE amount of calories so not drinking will help you keep the weight off too.

  47. humanzee70 Avatar

    Coke without alcohol? That’s rough.

  48. ayeheyyo Avatar

    Dude you have a monkey on your back and you don’t even realize it. Eventually you will do more coke. It may be a few years but you will go back.

  49. kaleidoscope00001 Avatar

    So you did the 1980s diet

  50. justanotherlegent Avatar

    what did you take to sleep? and are you still taking that to sleep now

  51. TamarindSweets Avatar

    I’d probably isolate myself for those 3 months lol

  52. LateAd3986 Avatar

    The amount of times my brother and I have joked about implementing this strategy but no here we are doing it the hard way like suckers!!! Slow claps OP

  53. HotAmbition1858 Avatar

    Amphetmines work better. Just saying…

  54. CruelTasteOfLust Avatar

    Easiest diet ever

  55. Slow_Point1837 Avatar

    I started intermittent fasting and lost 12 lbs in 2 months. Overhauled my entire diet and way of eatingand stopped drinking. My doctor didn’t believe it was possible so he decided to drug test me w/o my consent or knowledge. 🙃

  56. Open_Spirit8017 Avatar

    Where do you even find pure coke. I’m scared shitless of fentynal. Don’t think I spelled that right.

  57. SympathyOk8209 Avatar

    People will do anything to avoid eating less and cardio

  58. Expert_Vehicle_7476 Avatar

    So like are you just going to do cocaine indefinitely to maintain your weight loss?

  59. Sharp-Chard4613 Avatar

    Why not get actual weight loss drugs?
    This is kinda legendary though

  60. Stoic_hawaiian808 Avatar

    Woman’s laxative walked so cocaine can run

  61. No_Cryptographer5870 Avatar

    I used to be skinny and my whole family was, then I got depressed and gained over 100 lbs. Could not pull my ass out of it until I did meth by accident (long story) and went on a bender for about 6 months until I got my body back, then just pulled it together and started working out after I stopped doing it lol.

  62. chad__thunder Avatar

    As someone who is into modeling and bodybuilding I did this last summer. Looked amazing…felt terrible

  63. Ghostbustthatt Avatar

    Mind me asking the before and after weights?

  64. Juz10_Surprise Avatar

    3years seemed like a week to me, got up to 1/2oz $800 a day, then slept for 3-4months and went from 265lbs to 165lbs. Didn’t think much about it at the time, yet it was a journey that came to a end. Don’t miss it

  65. MacsCheezyRaps Avatar

    I’m glad you quit. My best friend had his whole life blown up for a good 6yrs over cocaine. He was disgustingly skinny (172lbs at 6’5) and went to jail, got clean for a few months then relapsed and did a year in prison followed by another year of after care before sobriety stuck. Now he’s healthy, sober, got back together with his partner and is happily engaged and a hands on father again. Life is good. I hope sobriety sticks for you too

  66. Technical_Sleep_9341 Avatar

    Can’t find decent blow. Feel free to DM

  67. Worth_Weight_2634 Avatar

    2k in 3 months isn’t as extreme as you think it is 😉

  68. Hardnipsfor Avatar

    Adderall XR would’ve been 10x cheaper, healthier, and more effective.

  69. Corne777 Avatar

    I mean, I’ve never done that. But how does that help? Appetite suppressant? Imo the most important part of weight loss is a consistent lifting schedule and keeping protein high. Otherwise you just end up lower weight but not necessarily with the look you want. I guess maybe it could work as a pre workout…

  70. firewire1212 Avatar

    Coke without alcohol is crazy.

  71. ForsakenDefinition80 Avatar

    If you’re going to spend all that money on street drugs, why not legally get a glp? Probably a little better for your heart and mind. I mean, you do you, but I know Coke ain’t cheap

  72. smedlap Avatar

    Ozempic would do that for less $$

  73. JCCali91 Avatar

    Thanks for sharing. I’m glad I found this thread as I’ve been debating taking my first shot of Zepbound all day today but worried about the side effects. This sounds way more fun!

  74. More-Talk-2660 Avatar

    That’s a lot of hydroxycut

    You also aren’t supposed to nose load hydroxycut, for future reference

  75. Gulag_boi Avatar

    Meth would’ve been the more economical way to go.

  76. IshotManolo Avatar

    “Roughly 3 lines a day for 3 months at a time only and lost weight and quit alcohol” is EXACTLY the testimony we’ve needed to legalize cocaine.

  77. 44cody44 Avatar

    So, you were just doing coke straight? With no alcohol? Sounds miserable

  78. Mykidsrmonsters Avatar

    I love how instead of saying that was a bad move, people are saying you should have also drank or done meth instead, lol.

  79. AsparagusOverall8454 Avatar

    God I did coke for 10 years and was like 100 lbs at 5”1, size 2. It was not fun. I’m lucky I didn’t die. My sister did but I didn’t.

    But hey glad you came out the other side okay.

  80. byebybuy Avatar

    The most amazing part of this story to me is that you didn’t drink. Raw dogging blow every day for three months sounds like a nightmare to me lol. Back when I was very into it, I needed the booze just to stay level.

    Thankfully I don’t do coke anymore and I have touched alcohol in 9 months. It gets easier.

  81. j0nGonz Avatar

    Attempted the same thing and not only did become hooked for about 3 years but I gained weight because of the crazy alcohol consumption it drove me into

  82. Disastrous-Essay-253 Avatar

    Mine was clinical depression and severe anxiety. I went from 220 to 155. No joke. No one knows how I lost the weight except my husband and psychiatrist. Unconventional. I like it! More than one way to skin a cat lol.

  83. 4wwn4h Avatar

    My ex wife did constant coke and put on 20kg. Probably due to the couple of bottles of wine and beers she consumed with it, along with sleeping all day until she got into it again the following night. Good times.

  84. nooyourecutejeans Avatar

    If I could I would

  85. blab0mb Avatar

    my friends and i use to call this the cocaine diet.

  86. illblooded Avatar

    Hooley Dooley.

  87. Resident_Diamond7205 Avatar

    Just 2k? That’s like 3 nights out.

  88. Cpkrupa Avatar

    The original ozempic

  89. everyones_typo Avatar

    What I read is a person very committed to weight loss. Even sacrificed his finances and alcohol

  90. Unipiggy Avatar

    People actually think this is real lmao

  91. Enchanted_Culture Avatar

    Try Kojac next time.

  92. NewspaperFlat3685 Avatar

    “Get my nutrition plan in my bio” incoming😂

  93. Jumba2009sa Avatar

    I did the same to lower my A1C from 6.2 to 5.3. Had to supplement the missing cheap carbs energy with something otherwise would have been collapsing every day.

    Doctor was so proud.

  94. MascaraInMyEye Avatar

    Lmaoo I did the same 15 years ago. Was a solid few months