I’m so embareased. I cane home for the weekend, and my bf and I were sexing a little. He sent me a short clip of his cock. I was so turned on that I wanted to do the same, so I locked my door, put on a slutty outfit and propped the phone up at the end of the bed. Well apparently the door wasn’t locked because my father of all people opened my door as I was spreading eagle and 4 fingers deep.
It was clear as day that the phone wasrecord ing me too! He yelled HOLY FUCK and closed the door. I haven’t left my room.
I literally want to die.
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Yeah if this is true, that’s brutal.
Damn I don’t even know what I would do at that point
i’m actually getting second hand embarrassment for you i’m so sorry 😭
It’s probably best to talk about sports or cars and don’t make eye contact.
I’m really wishing for this post to be a troll and if not holy shit girl 😭
I’m so sorry. please move out immediately and lose all contact with your dad cause the EMBARRASSMENT IS THROUGH THE ROOF with this one
It’s been 10 minutes, are you still alive?
Congratulations! You’re an official hermit now!
Well that’s what he gets for not knocking 😆 if he wants to step in on your privacy that’s his fault for seeing something something like that. If a door is shut there is a reason. Knock first 😆
“HOLLY FUCK”
Gonna need the video for verification of this being real.
I mean blur your bits.
Okay just jk just. Masturbaying is natural. Talk to your dad. Hes grown.
I have caught both of my kids masturbating. It happens. I just closed the door and went on about my business.
Tell him you were using the phone for curiosity, like a mirror. No recording of the event was done. Delete the recording. He’s embarrassed too.
oof
I mean this isn’t real but it’s still kind of funny.
I dont have kids but fuck nah.. hes probably ready to walk.( not jump) off a cliff
Would love to see the video of that
I was gonna say damn u using 4 fingers.. but then i remembered i use a whole hamd…
Pics or it didn’t happen 😅
4 fingers? I like you 😆
It happens to all of us.. when I was young I got caught humping an inflatable 🤣
Your best bet now is to climb out the window and go join a convent.
He doesn’t.
Well next time he will knock before coming thro the door.
Simple all you need to say is; Baseball huh?
Own it. You did it. You know you did. They know you did. Get up and go and get a glass of water. If anyone’s there, just look them in the eye and go about your life.
Don’t make it something it’s not.
Own that shit. When you see him tomorrow, dap him up with your baitin’ hand and tell him wassup.
Sounds like the beginning of some sort of kinky porno 😂
Maybe he’ll learn to knock and not barge in!
Costanza!
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I did something socially embarrassing today and when I told my cousin about it he said, “Assert your inner boomer by showing up anyway and pretending it didn’t happen.”
So, yeah. That’s my advice. Also, I bet your dad will never straight up walk in on you ever again he probably won’t even try to knock and walk.
Maintain eye contact while telling a DIFFERENT embarrassing story, not involving you about people who walked in on something, stare off into the distance and say, “maybe, just maybe, doors are closed for a reason. That knocking and waiting for an invitation serves some kind of purpose other than disrupting your control on things.”
Its been over a hour and you have not died. Now get up take a shower and go down stairs for a snack!!!!
pretend it never happened tell yourself it never happened. Believe that it was an alternate universe and believe that you are fine and you will always be!
Sending you positive vibes and future super bliss with your boyfriend
Lmfao i wanna an update on how did ur family dinner go
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