You are DJ plus object to your right. What is your name?

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You are DJ plus object to your right. What is your name?

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  1. natebeee Avatar
  2. h0rny3dging Avatar

    DJ Pillow, putting you to sleep with this set

  3. Important-Poetry-571 Avatar

    Turnin’ off lights in every room like I’m payin’ the bill myself lol

  4. Matelot67 Avatar

    I am DJ Chihuahua

  5. ThenaJuno Avatar

    DJ Remote Control.

  6. ChocoMcChunky Avatar
  7. commentman10 Avatar

    HEY YO! ITS DEEEEJAYYY PIIIILLOOOOW!

  8. Happytwinkletoes1 Avatar

    DJ Crystal Geyser 🏔️💦

  9. brooksy54321 Avatar

    DJ end table containing a swiffer duster, my eyeglasses and a bottle of blue moon.

  10. M0NKA_5 Avatar
  11. rfink1913 Avatar

    DJ Charging Stand

  12. johnboyjb89 Avatar
  13. OB1KENOB Avatar

    DJ US/AUS/NZ/Europe/UK Travel Adapter

  14. bejazzeled Avatar
  15. all_fires Avatar

    DJ Dino Blanket

  16. johanerik Avatar

    DJ Big book on garlic

  17. cmd4 Avatar

    Dj paper plate…. Too bad you didnt say left. The. i’d be DJ Doritos!

  18. keii_aru_awesomu Avatar

    Dee jay nail clippers coming atchaa

  19. AskRedditor8080 Avatar

    DJ dressing gown.

  20. FerricDonkey Avatar

    DJ  Pile of blankets with a box of kleenex on top.

    I mean, I’d check a guy named that out at least once

  21. 16GBlong Avatar

    DJ Toilet Roll. Beats so good you’ll shit yourself.

  22. whyRallUsrnamesTaken Avatar

    DJ pills

    Kinda like it

  23. ad-star Avatar

    DJ Side table

  24. bunnux Avatar

    DJMobileCharger

  25. hawkeye18 Avatar

    YO YO YO CHECK IT OUT, EVERYBODY RAISE YOUR HANDS FOR DJ MINIATURE SCREWDRIVER SET!

  26. Tmavy Avatar

    DJ Strawberry Fanta

  27. inverteduniverse Avatar

    DJ Lámpara. I speak Spanish too, muthafucka

  28. JerseyRepresentin Avatar

    DJ weak oscillating Fan

  29. Konakuro Avatar

    DJ Apple Tree

  30. Prawnjoe Avatar

    DJ Salbutamol Inhaler…I don’t think I’m getting booked for gigs anytime soon…

  31. Dilligasf Avatar

    DJ Snoring Husband

  32. SneeKeeFahk Avatar

    DJ Cat or DJ Bean

  33. sitophilicsquirrel Avatar

    DJ Dusty Ansel Adams

  34. kt-becoming Avatar

    DJ theragun 💆🏻‍♀️

  35. robsticles Avatar

    DJ Haribo Sour Easter Grass

  36. mermudwinterboy_-_-_ Avatar

    DJ purple teddy bear I learned how to masturbate with, find me on SoundCloud

  37. Gigabauu Avatar

    DJ Wicker Light

  38. Jaded-Monk2175 Avatar

    DJ HYDROFLASK 📢📢📢

  39. Hour-Sugar6376 Avatar

    DJ wardrobe 😭🙏

  40. fifadex Avatar

    DJ Santa Box.

  41. mynamejeff0001 Avatar

    DJ shower curtain

  42. Ocelot_Creative Avatar

    DJ baby lotion….but i don’t want to be Diddy….

  43. King_K_24 Avatar

    DJ Phone Cord

  44. twaxana Avatar

    DJ Trackball.

  45. ageown Avatar

    DJ Wireless Phone Charger

  46. GPlate2337 Avatar

    DJ Table Lamp

  47. ipub Avatar

    DJ Nintendo gameboy

  48. RemyDodger Avatar

    DJ Trauma Stretcher

  49. PUNCH-THE-SUN Avatar

    DJ Eberron: Rising from the Last War

  50. Alabastine Avatar
  51. TheConboy22 Avatar

    DJ Infant Baby Girl

  52. snakeoildriller Avatar

    DJ Fleshlight 😏

  53. FreddyFrogFrightener Avatar

    DJ Paris Fridge Magnet

  54. Strangeandweird Avatar

    DJ national geographic 

  55. Fun_Business3675 Avatar

    DJ Axolotl Smoochy Pal

  56. IsThatYoursOrMine Avatar

    DJ puppy sassafras

  57. dynahowma Avatar

    Dj Dead Plant

  58. fuzzykat72 Avatar

    DJ Empty Space

  59. _warthOG Avatar
  60. nickkater Avatar
  61. Sarcastic__Shark Avatar

    DJ PS5 controller 

  62. nightmaresabin Avatar

    DJ NBA Street Vol. 2

  63. Ludde_03 Avatar

    DJ Dirty bag

  64. rogfrich Avatar

    DJ The Future of Geography by Tim Marshall.

  65. insanecarbunkle Avatar
  66. dertechie Avatar

    DJ Rubbermaid, coming to you live from the west side.

    Apparently I’m not the only one Redditing way too late at night by the comments.

  67. Pinorckle Avatar

    DJ Kitchen Table

  68. redditmarks_markII Avatar

    DJ Airpods.  Or DJ iphone 6.  Or DJ Spectacles.

  69. Comcernedthrowaway Avatar

    DJ Unreasonably Angry Child

  70. hugopeeters Avatar

    DJ Knife Catalogue

  71. Sufficient-Star-1237 Avatar

    DJ Remote. There’s a lot of us

  72. International_Boss_8 Avatar
  73. Rich-Cranberry5729 Avatar

    Dj Nitelight

    Bring the beats for the Nite😴

  74. Jemil_G Avatar

    DJ chemistry book

  75. lilmemer3132 Avatar

    DJ Laundry Hamper

  76. Gumczas1986 Avatar

    DJ remote control 😂

  77. wintermute_13 Avatar

    DJ American TV That Doesn’t Work In New Zealand And I Really Shouldn’t Have Brought It When I Moved But It Was Free From My Neighbor And I Can’t Bear Throwing It Away.

  78. CosyZebra Avatar
  79. Datokah Avatar

    DJ Koffee Kup

  80. siredana_faeis Avatar

    DJ 32oz water bottle

  81. Aacidus Avatar

    DJ Polar Bear.

  82. chevy_zr2_4x4 Avatar

    DJ Big Gulp……..

  83. Careful-Tangerine986 Avatar

    DJ Cavapoo named Mae

  84. valbuns5250 Avatar

    DJ Squishmallo

  85. Ven7Niner Avatar

    DJ baby monitor

    Just noticing all these comments…we a bunch of boring ass old people.

  86. MrVandalous Avatar

    DJ Wall With A Single Large Framed Acrylic Painting Of My Dog At Lake

    Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but I’m pretty sure, due to its length, I’m at risk of having people get hit by a truck and live in whatever story my name tells in another world.

  87. Coalfacebro Avatar

    DJ Saucy Plate

  88. Ok-Plenty8542 Avatar

    DJ Mcnuggets. I like it.