I’m never, ever stepping foot in one of those cave diving spots where you squeeze through pitch-black underwater tunnels. The idea of getting stuck in a tight space with no light, no air, and no way to turn around? That’s nightmare
Fly a plane. I dont think they let people who have partial blindness become pilots lol.
“Good afternoon, Im captain Cyclops and we are coming in for a routine crash landing as my depth perception is very poor, so hold into your seats and scream at the top of your lungs, cuz this is gonna be a rough one.”
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Climb a mountain
Compete in the Olympics
Heroin, Crack & Meth
Have a soulmate. I’m perfectly fine being alone and it doesn’t bar me from doing service for working class.
Hit my kids when I have them, that shit is fucked up, and i don’t ever want to do it
Cave diving
Vacation in Syria
Anal sex,
Have kids
Caves exploration
Caving
Be the first to talk to someone who suddenly stopped talking to me.
End myself. Worked too hard for that, so did others.
Book a flight with Jeff Bezos
Cocaine. Sounds amazing. Will never touch it.
support trump
Have kids
Get someone pregnant
I’m never, ever stepping foot in one of those cave diving spots where you squeeze through pitch-black underwater tunnels. The idea of getting stuck in a tight space with no light, no air, and no way to turn around? That’s nightmare
Let myself fall in love again. ❤️🩹🔐
Heroin. I do drugs like the best of them, but I know if I touch needles there is absolutely no return for me
Vote republican
Heroin.
Give you up
Anything that involves heights and adrenaline rushes
Have kids 🙅🏻♀️
Smoke
Vote Conservative
Experience love
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Have children
Get married, have children, do drugs.
Have children
Have a pet tarantula.
Do drugs, I had an very close friend who tried in high school and you can imagine how he looks like today
Im not gonna jinx stuff like this
Have expectations from others. Trust me you’ll be let down
Illegal drugs
Rehome my dog
Have kids. Chemotherapy made sure of that
Get remarried.
Drink alcohol.
Cheating on anyone I’m in a relationship with
There is never an excuse and it has been an immense personal struggle to get over this for me 🤷♂️
sings Get baaack together!
But seriously, probably never get rich and famous.
Vote republican
Gonna give you up
Be rich 🤣
Drugs (outside alcohol, but never going to do that again).
Skydiving.
Go to Disneyland/Disneyworld
skydive, bunjee jump, climb a building, anything with heights
Smoke
hard drugs or driving drunk
Be pregnant… Yup, that for sure
Deep sea diving or spelunking. Learn Chinese. Go to Libya. Do hard drugs.
Get married again
Enter the United States.
Sincerely, a Canadian.
Smoke
Hang out with coworkers learned that one lol
Probably retire. I’m gonna work until I can’t anymore and call it quits.
Fly a plane. I dont think they let people who have partial blindness become pilots lol.
“Good afternoon, Im captain Cyclops and we are coming in for a routine crash landing as my depth perception is very poor, so hold into your seats and scream at the top of your lungs, cuz this is gonna be a rough one.”
Most bucket list things like skydiving, scuba diving, traveling to third world countries etc.
I don’t need to do dangerous stuff. I’m perfectly happy sitting on my sofa.
Cheat on my wife
Give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you.
Work for someone else
Cheat on my significant other
Use my kids to soothe lonliness and for emotional support. Never.
Skydive, paraglide, go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Install tiktok.
Heroin
Bungee jump
Bungee jumping, cuz fuck that
Never find love again since I lost my wife to cancer.
have children
Get married again. Should never ever EVER have done it in the first place.
Beg
Smoke
Drugs and road rage
Be young and beautiful again
Street drugs of any sort
Chase clout or money.
Have kids
Cheat, drugs, have kids.
Hard drugs prob, skydive
parachute, Bungee Jump etc.
Hurting someone or an animal even if it’s for money.
I dont want kids, and i dont want to get married.
Pay for spotify premium
Weed because i have asthma
Bungee jump
Sky dive. Have kids. Get married. Not for me.
Try to travel to space
Willingly go in the sea
Fuck that place. Fuck the horse it rode in on. I’m a land mammal, if the sea wants me in there it can come and get me.
I’m ready.
Dog fighting
Not be a loser.
Be on social media like insta,snap,Twitter..
die
Create a human
Have sex with a girl I like.
Get married. Enough said.
Go to jail and do drugs
Sky dive
Bungie jump.
Crack and meth.
Jump out of a plane.
Jump out of a fully operational airplane.
Show too much love/affection, not consume any type of legal poison (alcohol, smoke).
Vote republican.
Go pot holing.
Get a tattoo
Skydive.
Go to russia.
Visit disney world
Move in with someone I barely started dating. I live with her now and every day is a nightmare.
Cave diving
Find love even though i really would like to.
It’s too late for me.
Ecstasy
Climb Everest
Become a veterinarian
Skydive. Scuba diving. Any other diving except muff diving.
Have sex with a man (I’m a man)
Have sex (with the way that I’m living lmao)
Most felonies
I learned these from the movie Point Break:
I will never:
Surf
Play football
Run
Deal drugs
Rob banks
Heroin in the vein
Be 15 again.
vote for Biden Joe
Go to India
Skydiving.
drug
hard drugs. ive struggled mentally for years, and i do NOT want to make that any worse.
Drugs. Do some sound intriguing to an extent? Yes.
Is the risk worth it? Nope.
Getting high, smoking
Be in a relationship with an abuser
3some
Stand on my own two feet, I’m an amputee.
Fentanyl. Pretty self explanatory.
Develop a nicotine or caffeine addiction
Sky dive. Or go to Middle East being openly gay.
Try crack or meth.
Skydive
Become a billionare
Become a politician
List goes on and on
Pegging. 147 times is enough
Helicopter tour.
Free solo rock climb , or even any type of rock-climbing
At 57 my dreams of playing professional football are seriously in doubt
Sky dive
Vote Republican.
Bungee jump
There are a great many things that I’d never do no matter the circumstances. But to name one, I’d say skydiving.
Have a girlfriend.
Eat shit, literally.
Bungeejump
Touch options and leveraged ETFs
Go on a cruise.
As a introvert, that looks and sounds like pure torture.
Like hell. Like torture in hell.
Drink alcohol. It’s never touched my lips and it never will.
Vote D,skydive,Bungee jump,etc
Cave diving and caving
Jump out of a plane with a parachute. Sorry.