When I was a kid I used to chew on my mom’s stuff.

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Now you’re wondering, what stuff? Whenever I was upset with her, I’d chew on her cigarettes or straight up flush them down the toilet. This is the tamest out of all of them however. I then started going for toiletries, such as a strong fluoride toothpaste which I ate until I genuinely threw my guts up, then it was makeup and perfume. Then I started eating her pencils and random pieces of paper. She never realised and just thought it was her misplacing them because no way a child would eat a whole tube of concealer. Somehow, she only found out about the toothpaste .. I never got seriously ill or had to go to the hospital for anything. This is now forever mine and reddits secret 🤣🤣 maybe I’ll tell her on my wedding day

Comments

  1. 2leafClover667788 Avatar

    Lmao that’s wild at the very least I hope you grew out of that. I’m not sure how you didn’t yak up perfume with all the nasty stuff in it. Did you ever find a favorite flavor of cosmetics lol

  2. Free_Farmer4006 Avatar

    Did you ever get a nicotine buzz from chewing on cigs?