When I was a kid I used to chew on my mom’s stuff.

Now you’re wondering, what stuff? Whenever I was upset with her, I’d chew on her cigarettes or straight up flush them down the toilet. This is the tamest out of all of them however. I then started going for toiletries, such as a strong fluoride toothpaste which I ate until I genuinely threw my guts up, then it was makeup and perfume. Then I started eating her pencils and random pieces of paper. She never realised and just thought it was her misplacing them because no way a child would eat a whole tube of concealer. Somehow, she only found out about the toothpaste .. I never got seriously ill or had to go to the hospital for anything. This is now forever mine and reddits secret 🤣🤣 maybe I’ll tell her on my wedding day