I was a lolcow for years. AMA

To be specific, in my neighborhood growing up, I was the local lolcow. I would constantly seek attention and do dramatic stunts. I know it’s slightly different because it was in person, but the the hallmarks of lolcowism were there.

From about the age of 10 to 16, I would crawl around eating grass, screaming at people, chase people and get in arguments with neighborhood kids, in tern a community developed around getting my very dramatic reactions, following me around, pushing me, and one point throwing fruit at me.

I also had the lolcow staple of chronic oversharing, everybody knew my address and even ancestry because I told them for some reason. I know it just sounds like a typical neighborhood bullying situation but I think it was kinda a microcosm of lolcow culture.