When you see yourself in the mirror, what’s the first words crossed your mind?

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When you see yourself in the mirror, what’s the first words crossed your mind?

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  1. One_Piece_Of_Truth Avatar

    Oh hey that’s me..

  2. Ok-Recipe-8832 Avatar

    Fuck man sure is a dude.

  3. Mendonza_Maay Avatar

    I need to love myself more

  4. Casual-Notice Avatar

    Who the fuck is that?

  5. Ok_Calligrapher_5048 Avatar

    Not bad for your age today toots 😝

  6. Moist-Feeling6191 Avatar

    Are my boobs really that big?

  7. unfiltered_comment Avatar

    Ahh fuck ya scared me

  8. Electrical_Letter53 Avatar

    I got a cute face, chubby waist, thick leg in shape, rump shaking both way make ya do a double-take😘😏😝

  9. MrSorcererAngelDemon Avatar

    I dont use words at myself in mirrors. I might suddenly feel a random itch from the draft of moving towards it and scratch or wipe away what is usually nothing or fine hairs pressing on each other being unkempt.

    If I look for an extended period I might analyze fatness and think of the progress of my metabolism or if anything looks like inflammation or rash, but in mind words that dont need or have pronunciation and are faster than the normal language understanding for hearing or reading.

  10. Mooseagery Avatar

    I can’t see a damn thing. Better get my glasses.

  11. twotwozaafour Avatar

    My body keeps growing old, fuuuck!

    In my head I’m still a kid

  12. Pr0bl3mChild Avatar

    Damnit you used to be hot

  13. tettytwerk Avatar
  14. BebiBluElectric Avatar

    Ugh, then affirmation to keep myself up

  15. Always_Bree Avatar

    I’m pretty. I don’t like aging lol.

  16. Hot-Debate2477 Avatar

    As a guy:

    Morning: “Ooof.. How am I going to fix that this time?!”

    After: “Fixed it”

    Rest of the day: “NICE”

  17. ThunderingTacos Avatar

    “Dang I’m adorable”

  18. Hefty_Delay7765 Avatar

    Hello good-looking!

    😳 🤣🤣😂😂

  19. caped_crusader8 Avatar

    Those eyes are dark as fuck

  20. Obi1NotWan Avatar

    Jesus, did you get old!

  21. PullingLegs Avatar

    Who put that mirror there, I’m trying to pee!

  22. SpeedWagoon91 Avatar

    broo ur so ugly but thats fine cause whats inside is really what matters

  23. Emergency-Pandas Avatar

    There isn’t really a word, just a feeling of dislike. I don’t like the way I look. 

  24. Signal-Round681 Avatar

    Hey! Someone stop that SOB! He owes me money!

  25. hkusp45css Avatar

    Who’s that good looking mother fucker in my bathroom!?!?

  26. YelliElle Avatar

    ”You know you can do better than that.”

  27. handle-lean Avatar

    Ugly ass bitch

  28. BussMuhGun Avatar

    “Stop slouching “

  29. ProfessorShameless Avatar

    I make my own skincare products, so I’m always like “Damn! I’m good at what I do!”

  30. BugLow7784 Avatar

    Usually, “huh, that’s what’s I look like” because I have no facial recognition skills and honestly I forget what I look like 😂

  31. Ancient-Highlight112 Avatar

    Who is that old woman? Finally. I’m 84.

  32. MangoDry7358 Avatar

    You’re getting older

  33. Hallichretsam Avatar

    Why is my mother here?

  34. HiscoreGiraffe Avatar

    (In a strong, cultured Japanese accent) “I am Babulo Sun Fire. Conquerer of worlds.”

  35. blessedshasha Avatar

    “Hello pretty” 😂😂

  36. Independent_nikkii Avatar

    Disgusting, fat, ugly, old!! Oh, the list goes on……

  37. jaredearle Avatar

    “Shouldn’t Have Wished To Live In More Interesting Times”

  38. BBOUVARD88 Avatar

    That I look like a panda. I have pretty bad dark circles.

  39. Real_Result_5119 Avatar

    “fucking hot”

  40. sceto Avatar

    getting better

  41. helrazr Avatar

    Broken self. Divorce sucks.

  42. werboseWegetable Avatar

    “Fuck I’m ugly”

  43. kadaka80 Avatar

    Who TF is this fat old guy with receding hair and why is he starring at me like that?

  44. incorrectionguy Avatar

    I look like my Grandpa in a good way.

  45. lawl3ssr0se Avatar

    Holy shit I’m huge (for context I’m 7 months pregnant and the changes are insane)

  46. KaraHighland Avatar

    I’m alwaya like “hi baby”

  47. Money_Baseball_975 Avatar

    I look like my twin

  48. Ok-Handle-8546 Avatar

    “Dang….that’s a lot of grey hair…”

  49. Civil-Media-3072 Avatar

    This is a good as it’s gonna get

  50. Preferablyanon613 Avatar

    I’ll never look 17 again

  51. Mr_Lumbergh Avatar

    Fuck dude you’re getting old. Pluck that goddamn ear hair.

  52. mamazni01 Avatar

    uh oh if there’s an acne or goddamn i look good when there isn’t

  53. OldBob10 Avatar

    Eeeeewwwwww!!!

  54. toothofjustice Avatar

    “avoid eye contact …”

  55. Annual_Dependent9312 Avatar

    I think of the American Splendor comic.
    “There’s a reliable disappointment.”

  56. Capricornyogi Avatar

    Who’s that old woman?

  57. Appropriate-Cup-7225 Avatar

    I look good

    I look ugly

    Oscillating between the two

  58. skyspage Avatar

    Beautiful, stubborn and you can do anything you think of doing

  59. Wegwerfi6349 Avatar

    „Also am Körper kann’s eigentlich nicht liegen.“

  60. Evilgrizzly Avatar

    Gtfo you ugly pile of shit

  61. LynnB0366 Avatar

    F’ck, I HATE THIS. Almost 60, I keep thinking I’m in my 20’s…..let it be over now cause I can’t stand this body or face and all the pain in the body. Simply fugly.

  62. Stanimator Avatar

    Wow he’s cute.

  63. CaptainShittyMcPoop Avatar

    Welp, I’m still fat.

  64. trustjosephs Avatar

    Man this guy is ugly as shit

  65. Brave_Mess_3155 Avatar

    If im dressed i usually think “Hey, you look pretty good for your age.” 

    Naked I think “Good God! You’re fat. AND ABOUT THREE HAIRS SHORT OF BEING A GOD DAMN APE!” Then I think “Oh well. Its a good thing you’re tall.”

  66. Mr_Ticklez Avatar

    Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

  67. Channel_Huge Avatar

    The older I get, the scarier I look… 👀

  68. marie_wuana Avatar

    Damn i would be so much prettier if i didn’t have a flat nose.

  69. TemperatureBest2800 Avatar

    So this is the devil?

  70. Honest_Ebb_3418 Avatar

    DAMNNNN look at the eyelashes girlllll

  71. ProgrammerLife503 Avatar

    “i Look Like a dude’

  72. john27361993 Avatar

    “Mirror, mirror on the wall…Jean Claude Van DAMME I’m fine!”

  73. Andyetnotsomuch Avatar

    What’s my dad doing here?

  74. Odd-Subject-9733 Avatar

    Dayummm! You really got through some shit. You go girl!

  75. Ornamental_oriental Avatar

    You can’t rely on anyone but yourself today so stop crying.

  76. ElegantNbusty Avatar

    Love how my hair looks perfect right before bed but wakes up looking like I stuck my finger in an electrical socket

  77. krusty51 Avatar

    When i look in the mirror, i think to myself,

    Damn, they don’t make mirrors like they used to.

  78. GoldBluejay7749 Avatar

    “That’s a shell of a human right there”

  79. AdWorth4846 Avatar

    That’ll do pig. That’ll do. 🥰

  80. Emmaleesings Avatar

    Aw hey cutie, you look better than I’d feared

  81. Ok-Tiger7714 Avatar

    I’m reminded of this famous insight from the European philosopher Kierkegaard:

    Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

  82. VivaGym11 Avatar

    Qué guapo el pelo que tengo.

  83. Ok-Yogurtcloset-8955 Avatar

    This can’t be accurate.

  84. Aggravating_Fun7031 Avatar

    When did my mother move in?

  85. Tiny_Perspective1314 Avatar

    All the insecurities that people point out

  86. GoesM0ooooooo0o Avatar

    People lie to me because they’re scared of hurting my feelings, why do they lie and tell me I’m pretty

  87. SamDBeane Avatar

    God DAMN look at those crevasses

  88. spread_ed Avatar

    Damn, I do look like Greek god. 😏

  89. devildance3 Avatar

    Why, hello handsome. ❤️❤️❤️

  90. CarlMacLaren Avatar

    When I was younger and fit it was “OH DAMN!” ready to go get me some. Now that I’m older and have a gut it’s “Oh……damn.”

  91. MariaMayhem86 Avatar

    Who the hell is that?
    Side effects of illness and medication have drastically changed my appearance and it’s going to take some time to adjust.

  92. Sea-Sound-1566 Avatar

    Ef me, I haven’t anticipated seeing a sexy guy like you today.

  93. helloitsme1011 Avatar

    Damn, I look like shit

  94. SolarMothWander Avatar

    “Well… we’re doing our best.”

  95. sarcastishyan Avatar

    Hmmm.. not bad. Still got it

  96. Loathsomemartyr Avatar

    Sexy with a little extra pounds 😏

  97. jacktherooster12 Avatar

    That’s one sexy MF

  98. Material_Guava_6290 Avatar

    I don’t like to look in mirrors but when I do my eyes are always immediately drawn to my chin as I have pcos.

  99. Gingy2210 Avatar

    That bald patch is getting bigger….(I’m female)

  100. Elegant-Bunnyy Avatar

    Every morning I catch myself looking for new grey hairs like they’re playing hide and seek. Found three more today, naming them all Susan.

  101. stoodi Avatar

    You can do this

  102. ThatCatChick21 Avatar

    Aw fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this

  103. SlayerSenpai Avatar

    “garbage as always”

  104. Nuckyduck Avatar

    Damn you still here?

  105. Hanathepanda Avatar

    ugh

    And that is why I don’t have mirrors in the house, except for above the bathroom sink.

  106. AbaloneSuch Avatar

    “Aww cute!”

  107. RememberCakeFarts Avatar

    The BRF is real. 

  108. Active_Leading1323 Avatar

    Sometimes if I’m able to look into my eyes in the mirror, they feel so incredibly sad that it makes me want to cry. If the eyes are a reflection of the soul, mine would be like you are staring at a hollowed husk of a man who could never be a man.

  109. spankeesub Avatar

    Woke up sexy af again! This is getting out of control!

  110. Vampira309 Avatar

    I really try NOT to look in the mirror, but when I do my first thought is always, “oh my god, that’s awful”

  111. ShittyDrama Avatar

    My hair is ugly. That’s it. It’s get on my nerves all the time.

  112. Infrared_Herring Avatar

    Glad I go to the gym so much.

  113. Wroughtcurve717 Avatar

    “Left titty, why you gotta go way down there?”

  114. drmeowwww Avatar
  115. drguru Avatar

    God damn I’m good looking..

  116. OldLadyBug63 Avatar

    “Still holdin’ good for 62!” (Then i sigh when i see my neck…

  117. thefleamaster Avatar

    why do i see you everywhere

    the side of my nose makes me sad

  118. nanikmeme Avatar

    Fuck, this guy again?

  119. Secure_Mission6931 Avatar

    Gross – really struggle to look at myself in the mirror without hating what I see. Try to avoid mirrors when I can.