Sorry for my English I come from Estonia, China and Nigeria.
3 days ago, I was with my boyfriend when things got steamy and soon I was riding him in reverse cowgirl (this is important to the story). That morning I had a big breakfast of leftovers and I’m not sure when they were from (this is also important to the story). Needless to say, my tummy was hurting and by the time we were doing the deed, my stomach was growling ferociously. My boyfriend thought it was sweet, so I kept riding away fervently… With every thrust, I got closer and closer to letting go. He was getting close so I bounced on like there was no tomorrow – except I had no idea how true that was about to feel. As I came, I bent over towards his feet, sending a wave of my putrid shart towards his face. Unfortunately, he was mid-moan so he got a bit more than what he bargained for. I can’t look him in the eye and I don’t know what to do. I don’t want this to leave a dark mark in our relationship. This has left a bad taste in my mouth. Needed to get this off my chest.
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OH MY LOL
Hehe… Dark mark… Hehe….
i bet you left a bad taste in his mouth too girl! 😭 this can not be real
Well how did he react? Yes that’s embarrassing but things happen sometimes with our bodies. If he laughed it off and didn’t insult you that shows he’s mature about it. A man who truly loves you and understands that will not insult you.
Well, this is definitely going to leave a brown mark on your relationship. Also, you are not the one who has to be concerned about having a ‘bad taste’ in the mouth.
Girl no. Sweetheart. When your tummy is doing the rumblies you do not take the tumblies!
Pleas god let this be fake
Let’s be real. I don’t think you’re the only one with a bad taste in your mouth.
The puns at the end lead me to belive this is bullshit (pun intended)
Yea missed the intro
I assure you the bad taste in his mouth is way worse
“Let me run and tell everyone on the internet, it will help me”
This has to be fake why are u DESCRIBING IT LIKE that LMFAO
“I don’t want to leave a dark mark on our relationship. This has left a bad taste in my mouth.”
Oh man I’m logging off Reddit for the night. Fake or true story that was a pure poetic way to end this one. Reddit GOLD. This post is the shit.
I smell bullshit
Your boyfriend probably tasted it tho
I thought this happened every few years and you just ignore it or joke about it. Shit happens 🤷
Stool me once, shame on you, stool me twice…and it’s a fetish.
Maybe a dark mark on his chest lmao 😂, but seriously if he’s chill then he’ll get over it and it can be a joke between the two of you that brings you too closer together!
The penthouse forum will give you nothing for this story. Do better.
” Dark mark “
See you at the gym sis
He’s lucky. Ya gotta pay extra for this in the streets.
Mazel tov!
4chan being down has been a net negative for the internet as a whole.
Anyway, fake and gay
>this is important to the story
the most important is how tf you from 3 different countries
Honestly. This may bring you closer, either he’s a keeper or he’s not ready for true love. Poop is probably the most intimate (and disgusting) thing a couple can experience together. If you live through that, you live through anything.
Ok. Thats enough internet for today.
You need to get that off his chest.
I am not into that, so I would just take a shower and laugh about it who cares.
How can you come from three countries?
What a terrible day to be literate
>I come from Estonia, China and Nigeria.
no. pick one.
The dude that wrote this is telling us his fantasy
shit on boyfriend’s dick? that’s not weird in this story. the problem here is that you came from three countries.
Was confessions ever not fictional literotica comedy?! 😭
Shart = you meant to fart and a little shit came out. What you described isn’t a shart. Y’all need to watch Along Came Polly
The relationship got stained there
Its already done, what help? You want us to come see it and analyze? 🤦🏻
Chill he liked it