I sharted on my boyfriend’s cock HELP!!!

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Sorry for my English I come from Estonia, China and Nigeria.

3 days ago, I was with my boyfriend when things got steamy and soon I was riding him in reverse cowgirl (this is important to the story). That morning I had a big breakfast of leftovers and I’m not sure when they were from (this is also important to the story). Needless to say, my tummy was hurting and by the time we were doing the deed, my stomach was growling ferociously. My boyfriend thought it was sweet, so I kept riding away fervently… With every thrust, I got closer and closer to letting go. He was getting close so I bounced on like there was no tomorrow – except I had no idea how true that was about to feel. As I came, I bent over towards his feet, sending a wave of my putrid shart towards his face. Unfortunately, he was mid-moan so he got a bit more than what he bargained for. I can’t look him in the eye and I don’t know what to do. I don’t want this to leave a dark mark in our relationship. This has left a bad taste in my mouth. Needed to get this off my chest.

Comments

  1. ta-ro Avatar
  2. Ok_Frosting_8528 Avatar

    Hehe… Dark mark… Hehe….

  3. PristinePerception70 Avatar

    i bet you left a bad taste in his mouth too girl! 😭 this can not be real

  4. purplepineapple100 Avatar

    Well how did he react? Yes that’s embarrassing but things happen sometimes with our bodies. If he laughed it off and didn’t insult you that shows he’s mature about it. A man who truly loves you and understands that will not insult you.

  5. LostGeek_9 Avatar

    Well, this is definitely going to leave a brown mark on your relationship. Also, you are not the one who has to be concerned about having a ‘bad taste’ in the mouth.

  6. skynex65 Avatar

    Girl no. Sweetheart. When your tummy is doing the rumblies you do not take the tumblies!

  7. Arlobass Avatar

    Pleas god let this be fake

  8. DaMoonMoon26 Avatar

    Let’s be real. I don’t think you’re the only one with a bad taste in your mouth.

  9. ThrogdorLokison Avatar

    The puns at the end lead me to belive this is bullshit (pun intended)

  10. Arlobass Avatar

    Yea missed the intro

  11. Nipsicles Avatar

    I assure you the bad taste in his mouth is way worse

  12. UniqueUserName2017 Avatar

    “Let me run and tell everyone on the internet, it will help me”

  13. wafflopy Avatar

    This has to be fake why are u DESCRIBING IT LIKE that LMFAO

  14. autopilotsince2011 Avatar

    “I don’t want to leave a dark mark on our relationship. This has left a bad taste in my mouth.”

    Oh man I’m logging off Reddit for the night. Fake or true story that was a pure poetic way to end this one. Reddit GOLD. This post is the shit.

  15. Non_Existent07 Avatar

    I smell bullshit

    Your boyfriend probably tasted it tho

  16. jaidau Avatar

    I thought this happened every few years and you just ignore it or joke about it. Shit happens 🤷

  17. theirishseller Avatar

    Stool me once, shame on you, stool me twice…and it’s a fetish.

  18. JetstreamJefff Avatar

    Maybe a dark mark on his chest lmao 😂, but seriously if he’s chill then he’ll get over it and it can be a joke between the two of you that brings you too closer together!

  19. buffalo_Fart Avatar

    The penthouse forum will give you nothing for this story. Do better.

  20. oscar1985420 Avatar

    ” Dark mark “

  21. Fresh_Researcher_242 Avatar

    See you at the gym sis

  22. dropkickfromhell Avatar

    He’s lucky. Ya gotta pay extra for this in the streets.

  23. Roldolor Avatar

    4chan being down has been a net negative for the internet as a whole.

    Anyway, fake and gay

  24. opticdna Avatar

    >this is important to the story

    the most important is how tf you from 3 different countries

  25. Sonova_Vondruke Avatar

    Honestly. This may bring you closer, either he’s a keeper or he’s not ready for true love. Poop is probably the most intimate (and disgusting) thing a couple can experience together. If you live through that, you live through anything.

  26. slipperybloke Avatar

    Ok. Thats enough internet for today.

  27. StillMarie76 Avatar

    You need to get that off his chest.

  28. Peti715 Avatar

    I am not into that, so I would just take a shower and laugh about it who cares.

    How can you come from three countries?

  29. Eagline Avatar

    What a terrible day to be literate

  30. hillswalker87 Avatar

    >I come from Estonia, China and Nigeria.

    no. pick one.

  31. whatsyanamejack Avatar

    The dude that wrote this is telling us his fantasy

  32. ninetaleshiny Avatar

    shit on boyfriend’s dick? that’s not weird in this story. the problem here is that you came from three countries.

  33. ergonomic_logic Avatar

    Was confessions ever not fictional literotica comedy?! 😭

  34. GoalOrientedFuckhead Avatar

    Shart = you meant to fart and a little shit came out. What you described isn’t a shart. Y’all need to watch Along Came Polly

  35. can_iloveu Avatar

    The relationship got stained there

  36. Rajeevashahi Avatar

    Its already done, what help? You want us to come see it and analyze? 🤦🏻

  37. onerishieyed Avatar

    Chill he liked it