I’m in a mood today. Ask me anything and I will find a way to be offended. Of course this is mostly for a joke. But hey, let’s have some fun with it.
AMA and I will find a way to be offended by it.
r/AMA
I’m in a mood today. Ask me anything and I will find a way to be offended. Of course this is mostly for a joke. But hey, let’s have some fun with it.
Comments
Do you have a favourite animal?
OP, how is your day/night going so far?
What’s your opinion on the Crab Canon that Bach made?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
I like the number 29
How do you feel about sweet pickles?
Are you a cat or dog person?
I’m offended that you’re offended.
I wish nothing but happiness and prosperity for you
What’s your happiest memory?
do you like pretzels? hard or soft?
Will you be my friend?
How dare you?
I am against racism
You got any wisdom to share?
I hope you step on a Lego
Are you single
Who pissed in your power supply? You going through puberty?
You generally seem like a kind and caring person that many people love.
whats your favorite soda?
20 bucks is 20 bucks
Pussy
Hi
Where do babies come from?
Do you like RC cars?
Do you know the muffin man?
If you reply to this with anything other than “I am having a terrific day! I spread unlimited joy and kindness”, you are hereby pronounced GAY😏 HAH we got him guys!
How do blind people know when they’re done wiping their ass?
Why is a man’s g spot in his prostate?
Who’s your commander and why?
What type of music do you like when you’re in a mood? Muzak? Mongolian throat singing? Country rap? Hurrian songs? Amapiano? Shoegaze?
What does 2 + 2 equal?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Did you skip breakfast?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What if you had a coworker walking around with a coloring book and he took one of the crayons and started coloring on your shirt?
Almost everyone in my house is in a mood today too, wtf is up with today?!
What’s the weather like where you are?
What’s your favorite song?
have you ever kissed your dad?
What is the average wing velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Tell me anything you won’t be offended by
so uh… how bout them cowboys?
I like your gumption
How do you feel about the Oblivion Remaster?
How do you people manage to do that?
Do you like the color blue
World peace seems great
Do you prefer unsalted or salted butter ?
How do you feel about the recent developments in the Bermuda Triangle?
Do you play videogames?
Is sugar sweet?
Good luck responding to all these comments…
What do you think about mobile saunas?
How are you?
What’s your favorite Pizza toppings ?
Whats your favorite song OP ?
Cream or sugar?
You’re a person with deep emotions you must have a lot of empathy that makes you a beautiful and healing soul . I hope you’re day gets better friend ❤️
What are your favorite movies?
Is water wet?
Imagine if the male penis went directly inside of the male anus?
Hey, why are you so good-looking?
Are bunnies cute?
I’ll Venmo you $10000
What’s your favorite movie?
are the jews in the walls
Erm I don’t wanna offend lmao 🙃
Do you have any games on your phone
You like cheese?
What’s your favorite color?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?
You like onion rings?
Which parent loves you the least?
Blue Doritos or red Doritos ?
Have you ever seen the northern lights in Alaska?
No
What’s your opinion on breathing?
I like your style. 🫢
Are you a man or a woman?
How dare you?
Is pimping easy?
Do you like cookies? I love cookies.
What’s your favorite color
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Have you exercised today?
Why can’t you use more adjectives when you’re in this mood? If you’re going to pick a fight with someone, don’t attack their mother, attack her weakest qualities!
Are you lonely?
What’s your favorite color?
Is your refrigerator running?
Do you want to argue ?
how’s ur mum?
Maha!
You’re funny!!
OP whats the worst movie you’ve ever seen
Hope your week goes by fast and have a nice,slow well deserved weekend of fun and relaxation!
What makes you happy?