“I Gotta Feeling” by The Black Eyed Peas. So repetitive both lyrically and melodically. There is literally a part of the song where they just say the names of the week in order. At least Rebecca Black only talked about Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and at least she put some lyrics in between to describe their relationship to each other.
The one my old fling made about me. I was SO excited and thought it was going to be very romantic. Spoiler- it was about how I’m horny and a cheap date which is “great for him” because he can save money for other things.
“Whatcha gon’ do with all that junk,
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Check it out.”
The Kerosene Light by The Once makes want to curl up into a ball and sob; so when I want a good cleansing cry that’s my go-to.
Genuinely terrible songs though? Wonderful Christmas Time by John Lennon, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town by Bruce Springsteen, and Sleigh Ride by The Ronettes. The horrible, gradually increasing noise-for-the-sake-of-noise makes me want to hurt someone.
Hey Soul Sister. By Train. And it’s cause of lines like these
“I’m so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin you’re madonna
And I’m always gonna wanna blow your mind”
I worked overnight at a furniture store back in the late 90s stocking shelves. One night some day-shift fuckface manager thought it would be a funny prank to put a CD of “Dogs Barking Christmas Carols” on a fucking loop then lock the god damn door to the room where the CD player lived.
Overnight shift went from 9pm to 9am.
So yeah, dogs barking xmas carols, any carol, that’s the worst song ever.
We didn’t threaten to kill him. We threatened to hog tie him to a pallet and put him 10 shelves high in the warehouse then “forget” to bring him down over xmas and boxing day. With his CD playing on loop.
Try That In A Small Town by Jason Aldean. I heard it on the radio and legit thought it was a parody of a super conservative country singer. I’m convinced he just had an AI bot watch 200 hours of Fox News and then write a song. It’s honestly hilarious in how lame it is.
Work by Rihanna. It has always been the song where every time I hear it I can’t believe someone actually thought it was a good idea to release a song that sounds like that
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Mine is Thirsty by AJR.
Happy – Pharrell Williams
One month of the year.
Every year of my goddamn life.
“Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time.”
It’s the Christmas song that makes me hate Christmas and music.
I love Zeppelin but I can’t get into Hats off for Roy Harper.
“Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed” – Tougher Than Nails
Farrah Abraham from teen mom made an album. Pick any song on it and it’s absolutely garbage.
Little Saint Nick by The Beach Boys
“I Gotta Feeling” by The Black Eyed Peas. So repetitive both lyrically and melodically. There is literally a part of the song where they just say the names of the week in order. At least Rebecca Black only talked about Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and at least she put some lyrics in between to describe their relationship to each other.
What did the fox say.
Dance Monkey – Tones and I
Absolute garbage.
Ram Ranch
For me it’s the Fast Food Song…Oh Pizza Hut, oh Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken & a Pizza Hut… McDonalds, McDonald’s….
The one my old fling made about me. I was SO excited and thought it was going to be very romantic. Spoiler- it was about how I’m horny and a cheap date which is “great for him” because he can save money for other things.
Why he thought I wanted to hear it is beyond me.
Me! By Taylor Swift and Brandon Urie e_o
“Hey kids, Spelling is FUN!”
…. Upon research I just found that they removed that line from the song. Still annoying though
Accidental racist by Brad Paisley/LL Cool J.
Just, wow.
Also, nthing the wonderful Christmas time song, fuck I hate that song. Same with So This Is Christmas. Maybe I just hate the Beatles.
Just some Islandd Boyyyyz tryin to make it….
Shadduppa your face
Lips of an angel is also really bad. I hate cheaters and glorifying cheating. Don’t really like girlfriend by Avril Lavigne either.
She drives me crazy – Fine Young Cannibals
There is a version of Feliz Navidad that gets played way too often every Christmas when I worked at Wal-Mart. That song is my personal hell.
Blurred Lines 😵💫
Any song by Skrewdriver
“Yummy” by Beiber. Makes me wanna rip my ears off
Christmas Shoes
Who let the dogs out
Blurred line.
All about that bass
Disco Duck
https://youtu.be/ynWhozyOoZQ
Literally anything by Die Antwoord. Their entire catalog. Hot garbage.
“Whatcha gon’ do with all that junk,
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Check it out.”
Fuck sake.
Disco Duck. End of discussion
How has no one else said CBAT yet
There are some very commendable mentions out there. I have quite a list of songs that grinds my gears, but the one that stands out right now is:
Don’t stop wiggle wiggle – The Outhere Brothers
If I could take that out of my memory I would.
Pick any song by Corey Feldman
The Kerosene Light by The Once makes want to curl up into a ball and sob; so when I want a good cleansing cry that’s my go-to.
Genuinely terrible songs though? Wonderful Christmas Time by John Lennon, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town by Bruce Springsteen, and Sleigh Ride by The Ronettes. The horrible, gradually increasing noise-for-the-sake-of-noise makes me want to hurt someone.
Crazy Bitch – Buckcherry
Thick of It
Many of the songs at Catholic masses in the US. I was sitting at mass on Easter wondering why they don’t pay a real songwriter.
Christmas Shoes. Who thought this song was a good idea?
She’s So High by Tal Bachman
Blinded by the Light.
30 years in construction and thanks to jobsite radios, that song has been a blight on my daily existence.
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partying, partying, yeah!
Dominic the Donkey
What does the fox say?
We built this city on Rock and Roll. It makes me want to run out of the room.
It begins and ends with “We Built This City.”
Kars for Kids
Friday Rebecca Black
It’s Cotton Eyed Joe. Thank you, next
That new song “anxiety” or whatever it’s called that samples “somebody I used to know” by Gotye.
How is cbat not here
There isn’t one it is the entire playlist of my housemate. Love songs by R Kelly, Joe, Blackstreet, Keith Sweat, et al.
We Built This City. Ugh…..
“We Built This City” by Jefferson Starship. By a country mile
Diamond by rihanna
I thought Cbat by Hudson Mohawke was the only answer
Three of the last five times I’ve thought “this is the worst thing I’ve ever heard” it turned out to be Falling in Reverse
that fucking “oh no” song
I Wanna Be Neenja
Dance monkey. Fuck that song!
Everything with a trap beat or mumble rap. Can’t single out a song because I’ve never wanted to know any.
My Pal Foot Foot
KIWI by Harry Styles. I LOVE Harry. I will never get this song.
WAP
My Pal Foot Foot by the Shaggs. Go listen to it, there are no words to describe just how bad it is. Nothing is on beat not even the drums,
Here is a link, and while your listening remember, this was an officially published song, this could have played on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY
How is Billy Don’t Be A Hero not on this list? Too old?
I believe I can Fly. 😵💫🤮😫
1-8-7-7 kars for kids…
Friday by Rebecca Black
On The Floor – Ice JJ Fish
I still think this song is a troll – there’s just no way someone could release something this bad with a straight face.
Happy by Pharrell Williams
Hey Soul Sister. By Train. And it’s cause of lines like these
“I’m so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin you’re madonna
And I’m always gonna wanna blow your mind”
Tiptoe through the Tulips
Achy breaky heart
Baby shark doo doo do do do Baby Shark doo doo do do do Baby Shark doo doo do do do Ba-by Shark!
Ma-ma Shark doo doo do do do…
I worked overnight at a furniture store back in the late 90s stocking shelves. One night some day-shift fuckface manager thought it would be a funny prank to put a CD of “Dogs Barking Christmas Carols” on a fucking loop then lock the god damn door to the room where the CD player lived.
Overnight shift went from 9pm to 9am.
So yeah, dogs barking xmas carols, any carol, that’s the worst song ever.
We didn’t threaten to kill him. We threatened to hog tie him to a pallet and put him 10 shelves high in the warehouse then “forget” to bring him down over xmas and boxing day. With his CD playing on loop.
We Built This City
Shiny Happy People – REM
I apologize in advance, but it’s 1-877-CARS-4KIDS 😆
My daughter wanted to listen to a song called “Skibidi Toilet” in the car, and it gave me cancer, so probably that
You ain’t seen nothing yet.
B-b-b-b-b-baby you just-st-st-st-st-st ain’t seen n-n-n-n-n-n-nn-n-nothing y-y-y-y-y-y-yet
Here’s somethin’, here’s somethin y-y-y-y-y-y-you never gonn-nnn-n-n-nna forg-g-g-gg-g-et
Friday – Rebecca Black. Truly awful
I take one daily jardiance at each days start
“All summer long” by the infamous rapper Kid Rock
Fireflies by Owl City. The way that guy sings is incredibly offputting, like trying to imitate a robot.
Firework is pretty bad 😳
Lovin You be Minnie Riperton. The chorus sounds like she is falling off a cliff. I hate it.
Picture by Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow is godawful. The guitar solo makes my ears bleed. It’s so bad.
Try That In A Small Town by Jason Aldean. I heard it on the radio and legit thought it was a parody of a super conservative country singer. I’m convinced he just had an AI bot watch 200 hours of Fox News and then write a song. It’s honestly hilarious in how lame it is.
Rebecca Black – Friday.
We Built This City 🤮
On the Floor by Ice JJ Fish easily won the worst song bracket my kids and I had.
Probably boys round here by blake shelton or some other heinous brocountry drivel
Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy
Friday by Rebecca Black
There’s not a single wedding or event DJ left in the world who needs to inform me that they’ve got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night.
Not one.
Work by Rihanna. It has always been the song where every time I hear it I can’t believe someone actually thought it was a good idea to release a song that sounds like that
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang!
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang Gucci gang!
PLEEEASE STAAAAAY
Someone already said All About That Bass so let me add Who Let The Dogs Out. I swear those two… “doozies” are on a 24/7 loop at Guatanomo Bay.
owl city. fireflies. just sounds so automated or something and reminds me of fix it felix from wreck it ralph
Soul Train – Ybn Nahmir
The reason
Riptide-vance joy
Any iteration of hey ho going home granola indie
21 pilots esque being young corpo anthems
It’s a tie between “laffy taffy” and “my humps”.
It’s gonna be the best day of my LI-HI-HIIIIFE. My LI HI HI HI HI HI A FE. Fucking worst.
hey there delillah
hey soul sister
let’s get “it started”
Achy breaky heart
Hey Soul Sister by Train 🤮
Thunder by Imagine Dragons what an absolute shit show
Probably the most popular song here that I just hate is Somebody I Used to Know by Gotye. I hate the singing and the melody.
That Worlds Collide song from the THPS2 soundtrack. Truly, truly awful.
LIFE IS A HIIIIGHWAY! I WANNNA RIDE IT. ALL. NIGHT. LOOOONG!