What is the female equivalent of “small dick energy”?

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What is the female equivalent of “small dick energy”?

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  1. AGrumpyHobo Avatar

    Karens

    So unhappy with their life they have to take it out on the rest of us.

  2. GhostfaceEffort Avatar

    I was about to say “flat ass energy…”

  3. Voaracious Avatar

    Pick mes. Always got to prove their selves. Never chill. 

  4. pm_ur_pendulousboobs Avatar

    Stinky pussy energy?

  5. Sincerely_Spends Avatar

    Sloppy twat syndrome

  6. Exhausted_Monkey26 Avatar

    Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

  7. AVoiceInTheDarkn3ss Avatar

    big pussy energy i suppose

  8. GuanSpanksYou Avatar

    There isn’t one because small dick energy is randomly the only “acceptable” body shaming insult. 

    Instead of finding a female equivalent we should all be shunning the use of it

  9. Vanessa-queenu Avatar

    Big forehead energy

  10. Chops526 Avatar

    Girlboss feminism

  11. nydboy92 Avatar

    Loose vaginal wall energy

  12. BigLeeks789 Avatar

    IDK, kinda want this term to disappear entirely.

    So much to love about women. No virtual signal, but body shaming sucks.

  13. Fantastic_Key_8906 Avatar
  14. VladeDivac Avatar

    Asking for the manager

  15. Better_Edge_ Avatar

    Nose ring theory

  16. wwwnetorg Avatar

    ‘free onlyfans energy’

  17. Commercial-Name-3602 Avatar

    Women who think they’re hot but they’re not. You know exactly what I’m talking about

  18. exposed_web Avatar

    Fat queen energy

  19. EmotionalPound5368 Avatar

    I’d like to talk to the manager.

  20. Ill-Musician-1998 Avatar

    Chatting up a guy only to trash talk another woman with that guy.

  21. ACam574 Avatar

    Needy in Jennifer’s Body

  22. Venomboddle Avatar

    Front ass energy

  23. MERC_2217 Avatar

    Cavernous Vagina

  24. clevoro Avatar

    Floppy labia embarrassment mood (flem)

  25. drvirgilmd Avatar

    using “small dick energy” is even better when used for women.

  26. Shiny__Charizard Avatar

    Loose pussy energy

  27. CDN-96 Avatar

    A traditionally ugly/fat woman who is delusional about being empowered and becomes an arrogant monster, probably from repressed frustrations about never being attractive. It’s similar to a weak nerd who gets bullied all of his life and then becomes a rich CEO or something and then turns into ruthless bully himself. The only difference is the weak nerd became successful so the arrogance can be justified. Sometimes I see women who haven’t done any self improvement but they have an extreme ego and usually a bitterness and hatred towards men and/or other women who are attractive.

  28. Flatmonkey Avatar

    Saggy tit energy? 

  29. NuArcher Avatar

    Black Belt in Karen?

  30. Uglywench Avatar

    Plumped lip energy

  31. holamuchachones Avatar

    when they got an onlyfans and starve for attention

  32. CrimsonscarDoll Avatar
  33. mofototheflo Avatar

    Stank legging stench

  34. Alrockson Avatar

    Whenever a woman says small dick energy. Gives me the ick.

  35. norogernorent Avatar

    Small boob bounce

  36. No_Vegetable7280 Avatar

    Being intimidated by and not actively supporting other women

  37. CantLiveWithoutWomen Avatar

    I stick to the old fashioned stuff “ugly ass no man wants ya energy”

  38. Cavitat Avatar

    Treating your social media like you’re a model.

  39. ObsceneTurnip Avatar

    There’s no perfect equivalent because societal norms has different value judgments for men and women.

    I’d argue “pick-me girl” fills the same role in conversation. Shaming a person for perceived overcompensation trying to appeal to the opposite sex.

    There’s not really anything that fulfills the added dimension of body shaming because we as a society, in every day life outside of political/philosophical arguments, are still okay with body shaming men.

  40. Charming-Prune2658 Avatar

    girls who put down their friends to make guys like them

  41. TolMera Avatar

    Napoleon Syndrome

  42. Affectionate-Ice2703 Avatar

    Mosquito bites energy would be the obvious one

    “Her time of the All year round” seems clever enough too

  43. Bigjoosbox Avatar

    Loud annoying voice energy

  44. IndependentEvening43 Avatar

    Do guys notice these types of females?

  45. ApexWarden Avatar

    Hasn’t been fucked in ages

  46. pricklypear90 Avatar

    An expensive handbag

  47. xEnvyAngel Avatar

    not being a “girls girl”

  48. GBJI Avatar

    Marjorie Taylor-Greene

  49. 12razzle Avatar

    Dry pussy vibe

  50. rakinas Avatar

    Large pussy aura

  51. According-Activity87 Avatar

    These is such a thing as being too shallow, literally.

  52. leanman82 Avatar

    too much dick energy

  53. beerleaguecaptain Avatar

    Lazy having no energy

  54. Trizzo1968 Avatar

    Bitter Vulva Energy

  55. finnandsassy Avatar

    Wide Pussy Suzy.

  56. saanis Avatar

    Whenever they try to overcompensate for anything else with cartoonish amounts of cleavage

  57. Mr_Charles6389 Avatar

    Really? I’m the one who’s gotta have to say it, huh? Ok.

    Cunt.

  58. fogoticus Avatar

    Undiagnosed energy | Saggy tits energy | Peaked in highschool energy

  59. dwolnati0n Avatar

    An old coworker used the term “tight lipped” which always made us chuckle

  60. mannequinboi Avatar

    Fat chick energy

  61. ItzOctober3rd Avatar

    Huge cunt energy? Idk

  62. juslqqking Avatar

    Dry pussy energy

  63. amishguy222000 Avatar

    Cavernous vag energy

  64. Ok_Nefariousness4051 Avatar

    Turtle tanks.

    It’s a term my roommate and I use for broads you know that are so miserable and unpleasant so know the kitty has to smell like a turtle tank in mid July

  65. dsmjrv Avatar

    Talking about how they are a boss bitch

  66. jjopm Avatar

    Wet towel energy

  67. MattR9590 Avatar

    Blaming men for all of their life’s woes and doing nothing to change their condition. Similar to male incel culture.

  68. Grind_Solo Avatar

    Small tit energy

  69. Fairy-Cat0 Avatar

    Being a mean girl

  70. Long_Wheel4728 Avatar

    Semi pretty girls that are overly competitive towards other girls. Aka my sister-in-law

  71. RagingCalmness Avatar

    Shallow pussy energy?

  72. ronniehex Avatar

    Old catcher’s mitt cooch.

  73. FireAndBeer Avatar

    A-cup attitude

  74. SwingmanSealegz Avatar

    Boss babe MLM queens HEY GIRLY

  75. addledwino Avatar

    Small mind energy

  76. eguez780 Avatar

    The over protective BFF

  77. Gargleblaster25 Avatar

    UGS – Ugly Girl Syndrome. It’s a phrase my girlfriend coined to describe the attention-getting behavior of some of her colleagues.

  78. Eclectophile Avatar

    Making fun of or degrading someone’s appearance.

  79. Battles9 Avatar

    Stanky pussy energy

  80. Lambiscon Avatar

    Terrible head energy

  81. PoppaDeansPocket Avatar

    Linguistically it must be big c%#& energy, no?

  82. krose1990 Avatar

    Stanky p***y energy

  83. imsowitty Avatar

    “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

  84. gwig9 Avatar

    Kitty bitty titty committee

  85. kmikek Avatar

    Crippling and pathological insecurity

  86. distrucktocon Avatar

    Victim mentality.

  87. lord_bubblewater Avatar

    Starfish energy, girls that say shit like ‘you can’t handle me’ and proceed to lay stiller than Steven Hawking on a dead battery.

  88. starmadeshadows Avatar

    Still “small dick energy”

  89. wabashcanonball Avatar

    Small dick energy is a universal measure and metaphor, not an accusation.

  90. lildrizzleyah Avatar

    Chronic cavernous crevice.

  91. Schemen123 Avatar

    Clenched Clam Syndrom!

  92. DakenHowlett Avatar

    The sexism is strong in this thread lmao
    Small clit energy obviously but too many people here never interacted with female sex organs to know

  93. Infernal-Mango214 Avatar

    Stinky hoo ha energy