I tried eating a plate of spaghetti in bed once. I was trying to watch a movie. Thought I was being cozy. Woke up to find ants crawling on my bed and there were red stains all around. It was like a crime scene. Never again.
Not exactly something I “tried”, but suddenly waking up from a very good dream. It’s a good thing that thru sheer will, I was able to resume said dream, lol.
fell asleep with chocolate in the bed. it was one of those lindt balls with the soft chocolate inside.. it looked like I shat the bed. it was all over my leg too. thank god I had a little green (the water vacuum thing)
Eating a burrito with extra sauce and protein on white sheets. BAAAAD IDEA. Still ate the whole thing in bed, but there was a lot of Oxy Clean used that day.
Safe Words are bullshit
If she shoves her panties so far down my throat, while she has a firm grip on my neck,
what good is a safe word if I can’t breathe.
She laughed and said,
“Safe Words are for quitters babe.
Fell asleep with a Dumle (chocolate-covered toffee) in my mouth. Woke up with a lot less of it in my mouth. Most of it was on my panther stuffie I’ve had since I was 1-2 yo and use as a pillow. It had become one with his fur🫠
Only takes watching a sweatdrop run through the rim of hairy ass cheeks and dangling on the tip of a ballsack right above your eyes to know that this was a bad idea.
I was keeping my bong out, made my bed, and heard bong shatter from trying to snap the blanket to the other side of the bed. Bong water smell everywhere.
I was a little drunk, decided to finally let him in, he could only get the head in and all it felt like was pooping. I couldn’t stop feeling like I was pooping. It felt so gross.
Nothing. I say ✨’try everything 3 times’ ✨.. if you don’t love it the first time, you give it a second just to be sure. It could sway you either way. Third time you’ll know if you either hate it with a passion, or it’s just not a ‘love’ type of situation.
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Sleeping on barbed wire…. It was a bit prickly.
Sex with a drunk partner
Hob Nobs. Too many crumbs
I tried eating a plate of spaghetti in bed once. I was trying to watch a movie. Thought I was being cozy. Woke up to find ants crawling on my bed and there were red stains all around. It was like a crime scene. Never again.
Not exactly something I “tried”, but suddenly waking up from a very good dream. It’s a good thing that thru sheer will, I was able to resume said dream, lol.
Feather pillow
shitting
Waterbed – just super uncomfortable
Waterbeds are just the worst
Memoryfoam matress, supercomfy at first but then waking up and being in pain because you haven’t moved allnight
Scat.
Wasn’t an overly bad experience, its just that the clean up was an absolute prick
A vagina!
Eating toast
iPhone
Tried the whole “roleplay” thing once, and it turned into more of a cringe-fest than anything remotely sexy. Never again.
fell asleep with chocolate in the bed. it was one of those lindt balls with the soft chocolate inside.. it looked like I shat the bed. it was all over my leg too. thank god I had a little green (the water vacuum thing)
I once tried eating spagetti with red soas. Lets say everything get red and i accidently spilled 2 water bottles (2 Litres each)
Sleeping?😂
Sleeping
Handcuffs. Great in theory… until you realize the key is on the other side of the room.
Somersaults. A lot of them. The bed frame collapsed.
Tried using whipped cream. Just got sticky and weird. Never again.
Ambien.
No fan :[
Licking Elise’s asshole
On top of real rose petals.
Eating a burrito with extra sauce and protein on white sheets. BAAAAD IDEA. Still ate the whole thing in bed, but there was a lot of Oxy Clean used that day.
Amber Rosing my ex husband
Paint balling. It hurts like a bitch and it’s expensive. I ended up just hiding most of the time.
A tens unit for erotica.. she loved it on her bean , but not to fun on the D lol..
Bullfighting
Sleeping with an ex. HUGE NO.
Safe Words are bullshit
If she shoves her panties so far down my throat, while she has a firm grip on my neck,
what good is a safe word if I can’t breathe.
She laughed and said,
“Safe Words are for quitters babe.
Honey is not a substitute for whipped cream, I’ll leave it at that.
Whelks.
Sleeping in bed with a female that had bad gas oops that was me Haha sorry.
Sleeping with my dog.
He was very warm, but the problem is he’s a German shepherd with long fur. By morning time there was more hair than bed.
69 but with the guy on top 😭
Might be the tamest answer here. Tried anal with an old gf of mines. Did not like it. Vaginal or oral sex from here on out.
Fell asleep with a Dumle (chocolate-covered toffee) in my mouth. Woke up with a lot less of it in my mouth. Most of it was on my panther stuffie I’ve had since I was 1-2 yo and use as a pillow. It had become one with his fur🫠
69 while laying underneath your partner.
Only takes watching a sweatdrop run through the rim of hairy ass cheeks and dangling on the tip of a ballsack right above your eyes to know that this was a bad idea.
Threesome
eating and picking a pomegranate, the bed linen must have go to the washing machine
He wanted to do a roleplay activity in which the roles were extremely offensive so I kicked him out in his underwear
Handcuffs on a metal bedframe. I scratched tf out of the bedframe and bruised my wrists.
More things than I’d like to admit to.
In all honesty I know that sounds sus but the Truth is I’ve just been hurt over and over and over
It’s easy to go numb to it all
taking a dump
69’ing.
It’s shit
I was keeping my bong out, made my bed, and heard bong shatter from trying to snap the blanket to the other side of the bed. Bong water smell everywhere.
building a campfire
A 10kg weighted blanket.
I slept like the dead, but my hips and back were agony all day the next day
Letting my ex do whatever she wanted to me, whenever she wanted. Never said that I didn’t like what she was doing. Don’t recommend
Tiger balm
Anal.
I was a little drunk, decided to finally let him in, he could only get the head in and all it felt like was pooping. I couldn’t stop feeling like I was pooping. It felt so gross.
Never again.
Eating crackers.
Tried this exercise on it
….fell from the bed…hit my head
Gluing a model. It came out nice but now I have permanent splotch of Krazy Glue™ that looks like cum.
Anal without proper preparation
Chew gum while sleeping.
I had to cut my hair!!
Everything bagels.
That would be in the butt Bob
Malort.
Sleeping on a full stomach
Oil and a water bed. Horrible horrible idea
Kinky wax play. Trying to get the wax off me and the waterproof sheets were a nightmare.
Anal and drinking soda laying down
Trying to be sensational, and got fire and ice condoms…. And that was the worsee idea ever.
Sekeping with socks on. Felt like my feet were being slowly suffocated.
As drunk as i was ,,,took a cup full of hot coffee went to bed only to realize i poured the coffee on my partner 😭,,,never again tried ,,
Eating. Fucking crumbs everywhere.
Staying awake
Crackers
Nothing. I say ✨’try everything 3 times’ ✨.. if you don’t love it the first time, you give it a second just to be sure. It could sway you either way. Third time you’ll know if you either hate it with a passion, or it’s just not a ‘love’ type of situation.
farted while getting a bj
sex when i was 18, im now 26 and never did it again 😭 it felt disgusting
I tried fingering my “cum button”, damn near threw up.
Shots and strawberries and cream. We both puked a lot. We were both incoherently fucked.
Role play. I was pretending I was a bar maid that had just broken up with her man and had bills to pay… hoping he would “invite me home”
Him:..”seems like you have some stuff to work out and I’m just trying to have a drink alone 🤣”
Toast and biscuits