What’s a completely harmless secret that you keep from your partner?

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What’s a completely harmless secret that you keep from your partner?

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  1. GrookeyGrassMonkey Avatar

    I’ve fallen for my fwb although she told me not to

  2. imjustagirl740 Avatar

    For me, my boyfriend’s a deep sleeper. So sometimes in the morning when he’s struggling to wake up for work, I’ll purposely stretch/move around just enough to get him to start his morning routine.

  3. BigMoodLorna Avatar

    I always know where their lost stuff is but pretend to “find” it after a dramatic search so I look like a hero

  4. dbz17 Avatar

    I don’t like toast.

    She loves making me toast in the morning with different spreads.

    I’ll never her tell her not too.

  5. Comfortable_Age2622 Avatar

    still binge-watch cartoons as an adult.

  6. dioer-brandoer Avatar

    I don’t like alligators

  7. headhunterofhell2 Avatar

    About 3 out of 4 nights, I get up and go sleep on the guest bed once she’s asleep.

    She thinks it’s because of my PTSD, which is partially true… 

    But the truth is; she snores like a yak drowning in yogurt.

  8. ivyYee Avatar

    I still keep a stash of snacks hidden in my drawer that I eat when they’re not around. It’s like my little personal snack stash, no big deal. They don’t need to know, it’s just for me.

  9. Beginning_Big4819 Avatar

    I sometimes pick my nose… 

  10. GhostHorse34 Avatar

    I don’t have a partner. I could never limit myself to the women I can fuck in the PUSSSAAYYYYYYYYY

  11. GuybrushFunkwood Avatar

    I have a secret chocolate stash in my man cave.

  12. Lornainpixels Avatar

    Sometimes I pretend to be asleep so I don’t have to get up and help with stuff.

  13. TeasePeach_ Avatar

    She gets really happy when the cat hides a toy in her bag so I sneak one in for her to find when she’s having a bad day

  14. Sad_Crab_443 Avatar

    Each time he makes a funny face when hyper focusing on something I smile a little

  15. KeyWorker2735 Avatar

    I am obsessed with fangtastic haribos – he is trying to lose weight so I hide them in the pots and pans and eat some when he’s at work

  16. sseastarr Avatar

    sometimes i don’t want wings… but he knows i loveee wings.. so i eat them either way

  17. Designer_Recipe2693 Avatar

    I eat my boogers and it hasn’t hurt me in all my 25 years.

  18. Mcshiggs Avatar

    I’m Batman.

  19. ubutterscotchpine Avatar

    Apparently, judging by a few posts on Reddit, the answer is not that you absolutely love their ‘signature dish’ they make 😅

  20. Hot-Conflict8752 Avatar

    I tend to try to go to sleep before my husband because if it’s after his snoring will keep me up for hours. I usually just say it’s insomnia because it’s not like he can control it

  21. Czarcasm1776 Avatar

    My Fiancé really likes as she calls it “Trash TV” like the Real Housewives series

    So I always make it a point to sit down with her and let her enjoy this hour or two of mindless television

    Now while she thinks that me having snacks set up, whiteclaw/wine on standby or Chinese to be delivered is just overly sweet……….i really enjoy the show with her

    I did 8 years as an Army Ranger and was having trouble readjusting post being medically discharged so watching this show brings me a level of comfort and hilarity at the absurdity of some of the people shown

    Now I’m afraid to tell my Future Wife that I get more joy out of her shows than she does……..

  22. Dream-of-Matrix Avatar

    Found a sex tape (1985) someone posted in 2021 of my wife crushing a 10” black cock. You wouldn’t know it was her unless you knew her then in 85. I’m not telling her. I knew her dating background cause she told me. Not a big deal. But Wow!

  23. Minute_Boysenberry19 Avatar

    I hate that she compliments me as much as she does. I’ve always hated too much attention and I appreciate that she loves me so much and is always willing to compliment everything about me. It obviously makes her happy and it’s even really a problem, so I don’t tell her

  24. TesticleSargeant123 Avatar

    When she is not in the house, I love being able to freely fart as loud as possible. The smellier the better as well. Paint peeling thunder clappers from deep within. Never see the lightning because the cloud of stench is thicker then chunky penut butter. No one wants to be a fly on that wall I tell ya!, acxept actual shit eating flies.

  25. MidniteOG Avatar

    She planted tomato seeds in the garden, then went home for a month. I did what I could, but they never grew. So I went to the store and bought some plants and planted them, as if I had taken care of them the entire time.

  26. Water-dr0p Avatar

    Sometimes I cry because I miss him. There is just a 30 min drive between us and we see eachother all the time.
    But sometimes I just miss him a lot. I dont tell him because I dont wanna make him sad too lol

  27. Flufybunny64 Avatar

    Whenever I’m having a hard time. I make it into a game where I try really hard to be so happy it’s infectious. I just don’t ever want her to be more sad because of me.

  28. Kalistoga Avatar

    I always get a hot dog when I go to Costco solo, but when I get home, I pretend I haven’t eaten yet.

  29. jilliancad Avatar

    I pretend I’m asleep when he leaves for work. He always gives me a gentle kiss on the forehead before he leaves when he thinks I’m sleeping still.

  30. cupkait_74 Avatar

    i have hardly a clue or interest in what a compound bow, recurve bow or whatever the other one is or why each one is important to the animal he’s hunting but i just love listening to him talk about something he enjoys. same for box and mouth calls for turkeys?? but i can see he loves it and want to hear about it anyway!

  31. dangerousheart Avatar

    I have Nutella in the cupboard. It’s right behind a tall container of brown sugar, so he can’t see it and he doesn’t move anything around. Now I get to have the whole thing and not share it, which will last me way longer than if I had to share it.

    Its not really hidden per se. But he doesn’t know it’s there.