What would you do if Nicolas Cage skidded over to you in a car and told you “Get in, there’s no time to explain”?

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What would you do if Nicolas Cage skidded over to you in a car and told you “Get in, there’s no time to explain”?

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  1. Lithuim Avatar

    Either he just bought another castle or we’re breaking into Alcatraz, so I’m down.

    Edit: he stole my face, 0/10.

  2. Diligent-Battle-9157 Avatar

    No mate, this is real life!

  3. Brilliant-Option-526 Avatar

    I’d jump in. There’s a strong chance we’re hitting the Comic shop.

  4. MrTumorI Avatar

    I’m getting in.

  5. PukaBazooka Avatar

    This is an amusing question and I imagine most people would definitely get in. The real question is what weapons he has available for my use. I dual wield.

  6. DeWin1970 Avatar

    Tell him to get lost

  7. SATURN5ROKCET Avatar
  8. OkIndustry6159 Avatar

    It depends on what stage of life I’m in.

  9. OldBanjoFrog Avatar

    Get in, of course 

  10. Maximum_Pound_5633 Avatar

    Get in, and ask him to explain on the way, siting in the backseat so he can keep constant eye contact with him in the rear view mirror

  11. Fluffy-Assignment782 Avatar

    “Sod off. I trust you as much as I’m fond of your acting skills.”

  12. Any_Assumption_2023 Avatar

    Jump in immediately!! Are you kidding?? Who in their right minds wouldnt??

  13. microgiant Avatar

    I’d get in, obviously, because there wouldn’t be time to explain.

  14. stewlaroast Avatar

    I’m getting in, because there’s no time to explain.

  15. hilhilbean Avatar

    I would immediately get in.

  16. SweetSexiestJesus Avatar

    Im getting in and seeing where the night takes us.

    Im taking whatever amount of drugs he’s offering.

    No question.

  17. doglywolf Avatar

    Id say What are you waiting for lets go as i jump in . Thats how all the greatest night of my life have started!

  18. ryguymcsly Avatar

    I’m pretty sure I’ve had this dream.

    That said, boring real world answer: pretty much any well known celebrity could do this and I’d be game. Even if it’s high risk the stories are gonna be worth it.

  19. NoKidsJustTravel Avatar

    I’d get in the damn car. 

  20. willuvsmars Avatar

    Getting in. Obviously.

  21. sordidcandles Avatar

    I’d get in immediately, no questions asked

  22. Error262_USRnotfound Avatar

    i would F’n get in!

  23. ReferenceObject Avatar

    Get in. Even though he just fucked up his Ferrari. That’s not his.

  24. Low_Recommendation85 Avatar

    Jump in and immediately take all drugs in the car.

  25. SimpleKnowledge4840 Avatar

    Obviously, the only answer is yes.

  26. YGoxen Avatar

    There no need to explain mister cage. I’ll do whatever you command.

  27. MattTheTable Avatar

    I would get in but insist on driving because he’d probably be drunk.

  28. JadeBlueAfterBurn Avatar

    guess were going to steal the declaration of independence

  29. coxasaurus Avatar

    “Nic, Low Rider. Low Rider, Nic.”

  30. CaptainAwesome06 Avatar

    “OK but you need to shut up and listen to me bitch about your terrible acting.”

  31. 99thLuftballon Avatar

    Tell him to fuck off. I’m not getting kidnapped by Nicolas Cage. Even if he says he’s got puppies and ice cream in the car, and I’m a middle-aged man, I remember all the safety videos from school. Getting in that car is a recipe for getting molested.

  32. Brilliant_Trifle5301 Avatar

    I’d say, “Son, you got a panty on your head.”

  33. Boredum_Allergy Avatar

    I’d wonder what convinced him to drop the restraining order he has on me.

  34. QueenVell Avatar

    Get in the damn car!! Then grin like an idiot because I’m sitting in a car next to Nicolas Cage.

  35. dichron Avatar

    Scream “CUT!” because my agent never told me how much I’m getting paid to be in this film.

  36. Happytwinkletoes1 Avatar

    5 minutes after me quoting nearly all of Gone in 60 Seconds he’d ask to be dropped off at the next corner.

  37. Correct-Perception94 Avatar

    I knew I was the Truman!

  38. plasma_dan Avatar

    No fucking way, not unless there was a fat stack of 100s being offered.

  39. DrDoomProphet Avatar

    Get in and hope it’s not butt stuff.

  40. fadedtimes Avatar

    I would walk away 

  41. Prestigious_Beat6310 Avatar

    Probably run, that dude’s killed like 3 homeless people.

  42. bjackson12345 Avatar

    I’d get in! He’s a busy guy with places to be. He’ll tell me when i need to know.

  43. ObiwanaTokie Avatar

    Get in promptly and not ask what’s going on. Basically we’d be gone in 60 seconds

  44. guitarnowski Avatar

    Depends on his hair. I’m a straight guy, but my wife would probably never let me hear the end of it if it was a bad-hair scene.

  45. Chamber53 Avatar

    I would hesitate and have a look on my face that basically says you need to explain further. If he repeats himself with a bit more urgency, and convincing, I’d probably hop in as quickly as possible.

    These people saying they would jump in, 🙄 please.

  46. reddituseronebillion Avatar

    When Nic Cage skids over to in a car and tells you to get in. You get in that car. Yes you do.

  47. ThatsItImOverThis Avatar

    I’d hop in, put my sunglasses on and tell him, “Hit it,” while snapping my fingers.

  48. ThingCalledLight Avatar

    If I’m no longer married, I’m getting in.

    If I’m still married, I’m getting in and sending my wife a quick text.

  49. Zaphod392 Avatar

    You smile like Pedro Pascal would

  50. nemprime Avatar

    I would get in as he has no time to explain.

  51. GeologistNo3414 Avatar

    100% down. Don’t care what happens to me

  52. NoxAstrumis1 Avatar

    “Get out of my country”

  53. AlternativeSolid8310 Avatar

    I’m getting in the car. No questions need to be asked.

  54. baconbitsy Avatar

    I would totally get in.  

  55. BreadFan1980 Avatar

    Just going to get in. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen……….

  56. tryjmg Avatar

    I’d get in and hope he can explain on the way

  57. -_-Orange Avatar

    “Sorry dude, I don’t hop in cars with strangers.”

  58. rvgoingtohavefun Avatar

    You get in, there’s no time to explain.

    If he just wants to buy pickles at Costco you’ve got a story you can tell your kids.

    If he’s being chased you’re going to get your 15 minutes of fame and/or go out like a fucking rockstar.

  59. _redacteduser Avatar

    Based on both his movies and personal life expenses, I’m 100% in.

  60. valtboy23 Avatar

    Run away whatever he’s up to has nothing to do with me

  61. LostinConsciousness Avatar

    I would 100% without question get in. I either have the craziest experience of my life or have the craziest experience of my life and die. Can’t go wrong with

  62. camworld Avatar

    I’d say, “Hi. I love your work. Hey, you doing anything right now, because I’m hungry and I know this amazing Thai place nearby,” because he’s an actor and this whole scenario is make-believe.

  63. Inner-Nothing7779 Avatar

    As long as it doesn’t end with bees, I’m down. So yea, I’m getting in.

  64. hardyflashier Avatar

    …I’d get in, there was no time to explain

  65. w4rlok94 Avatar

    Son, you’ve got a panty on your head.

  66. Shaeos Avatar

    Im fucking in let’s go nick!

  67. jpainphx Avatar

    I’m getting in, that dude is a little nutty and whatever it is, we’re about to have a good time

  68. jtrades69 Avatar

    well, that is a conundrum. normally i’d get in but what am i supposed to do about my cat?

  69. MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda Avatar

    I’d say ‘you had me at Get in”.

  70. WhatNoooWaaay Avatar

    Oh I am in there like swimwear

  71. Secure-Village-1768 Avatar

    I would have him explain

  72. dopeshat Avatar

    Happened before just wasn’t Nic Cage and there was no candy.

  73. djseifer Avatar

    “…can we get ice cream first?”

  74. stryker511 Avatar

    Definitely putting on the seat belt

  75. j2142b Avatar

    Nick and cars always lead to bad things happening.

  76. marceusaurelious Avatar

    Look for the camera

  77. DJinKC Avatar

    I’d be in the car with my seatbelt strapped and Aviators on before he got to “time”

  78. tossaway78701 Avatar

    Grab my towel and get in!

  79. Nearly_Pointless Avatar

    I’m going. No matter what, it’ll be entertaining.

  80. e-Plebnista Avatar

    I’m goin for a ride…

  81. Krissyzz Avatar

    I’d do my best impression ok Dave Chapelle acting like the white guy saying “Ok, brother!” And climb in.

    I. Freaking. Love. Nicolas. Cage.

  82. sliechty49 Avatar

    Run away. He screws up everything.

  83. darthshaver Avatar

    Wonder to myself “why did it have to be Nicolas Cage…” before sighing and getting in

  84. PermanentlyAwkward Avatar

    No time for questions, I’m in! There is zero excuse not to go on a crazy adventure with Nic Cage!

  85. Mudder1310 Avatar

    Absolutely getting in.

  86. almostsweet Avatar

    Explain on the way Nick. I’m in.

  87. 4TheyKnow Avatar

    Scream, “Nice try John Travolta, I’m not joining your cult!” Then run away.

  88. Knockaire Avatar

    I get in that car.

  89. johnnybna Avatar

    I would ask if there’s any candy in it.

  90. AlvinsCuriousCasper Avatar

    Is he driving Eleanor?

  91. Intelligent-Salt-362 Avatar

    I’d steal the GD constitution with him!!! Someone has to protect it!!!

  92. TheSnackWhisperer Avatar

    Get in. There’s no time to explain.

  93. LiberContrarion Avatar

    “Hey, babe. Nic Cage needs me. I’ll message you when I can. Probably do dinner without me. Love ya.”

    Hits SEND.

  94. isseldor Avatar

    should of made this a poll, definitely getting in the car with Nicky Cage

  95. Commercial-Novel-786 Avatar

    Tell him to go fuck himself while I kick the passenger door in.

  96. jraskol Avatar

    If anyone besides my wife did this I would reply flatly, “you better make some time then” and keep it moving. Trust me, there’s always time to explain.

  97. HumpieDouglas Avatar

    Uh, you get in the car, duh! Some wild shit is about to go down, and I’m not missing it.

  98. Dapoopers Avatar

    “Okie dokie artichokie!”

  99. dopealope47 Avatar

    Hold it! Before answering, am I wearing a red shirt?

  100. crash218579 Avatar

    Be in the car before he finished the sentence, obviously.

  101. WhatyourGodDid Avatar

    I’d say God damit. Ok

  102. phizappa Avatar

    Tell me we’re not going to Red Rock Nick

  103. Long_Bit8328 Avatar

    Okay. But im driving!

  104. tangcameo Avatar

    After we speed off I mention it’s not my car

  105. krakatoa83 Avatar

    I’m not passing up on the adventure of a lifetime. Hopefully we are on our way to pick up Jeff goldblum.

  106. Jumper_5455 Avatar

    I’m getting in.

  107. wkarraker Avatar

    Dude, you had me at “Get in”.

  108. Murat_Gin Avatar

    I would get in the car, duh!

  109. IAmRoloTomasi Avatar

    Get in, obviously

  110. CurrentlyNobody Avatar

    “Do I have to wear my bra?”

  111. thehungrydrinker Avatar

    Get in, obviously, he can explain on the way

  112. Wildtails Avatar

    Nicolas Cage? Go with him of course, I don’t know what his plan is but I wouldn’t want to miss the chance to see him play himself IRL instead of playing himself in movies

  113. wut3va Avatar

    There’s a 90% or more chance we’re getting arrested and shot at today… but I’m getting in.

  114. Welby1220 Avatar

    My life is boring as Hell – I’m in, that sonofabitch

  115. brntuk Avatar

    You can’t park there, mate.

  116. rabtj Avatar

    Pray that he wasnt trying to take me to see one of his movies.

  117. Ungreat Avatar

    Get in.

    If Nicholas Cage tells you to get in the car, you get in the fucking car!

  118. Erik_Lassiter Avatar

    I’d get in the fucking car and ask if we could swing by my place for guns. Something. Tells me we’ll need em.

  119. Humbler-Mumbler Avatar

    Get in. I love that lunatic.

  120. flufflogic Avatar

    I mean, I’d get in. There’s no time to explain.

  121. chrisinvic Avatar

    Ignore him and keep on with my life.

  122. Used-Gas-6525 Avatar

    “OK, but if you’re a vampire, you gotta tell me. That’s the law.”