I’m a funeral director/crematory operator AMA

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I run a crematory location on my own as well as pick up individuals from pretty much everywhere (hospitals, nursing homes, residences, etc). I work closely with the medical examiner for our county as well so I go on alot of PD related (car accidents, shootings, overdose, etc) calls too. Feel free to ask me whatever you’d like to know!

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  1. 1Northward_Bound Avatar

    ever have someone come in with a … toy still on?

  2. Timmy24000 Avatar

    Do people ever get buried with expensive jewelry?

  3. DennisSystemWorks247 Avatar

    You ever snatch anything cool that the dead wouldn’t miss?

  4. Proud-Wall1443 Avatar

    What’s the profit margin in running a funeral home/crematory?

  5. DennisSystemWorks247 Avatar

    Weird question that I’ve always wondered. Once you cremate someone, how do you clean out the area or does it just stay with some dead dust linger and the next person could theoretically be mixed together?

  6. BagofMilk17 Avatar

    You ever blast the Kendrick Lamar music while working? “I see dead people…” 🙂

  7. No-Way-3480 Avatar

    Is there a particular procedure or difference with how things are handled if the death is self inflicted?

  8. kosmoplitan Avatar

    What happens to metal implants like titanium hip replacements after the incineration process?

  9. MyGruffaloCrumble Avatar

    Do you ever get illegal requests to help get rid of a body or obscure the reason behind the death?

  10. Sad-Tangelo6110 Avatar

    Can you make in money off recycling implants? I have three so just wondering.

  11. Otherwise_Orange5589 Avatar

    Have u ever witnessed ghosts around u

  12. Timmy24000 Avatar

    When you cremate somebody does everybody fit in the same size box? Both my mom and dad were given to me in a small box the same size.

  13. Fruity-wolf Avatar

    How’s the pay? Did you need a degree?

  14. piperpit Avatar

    Do people go into the retort with their clothes still on?

  15. naasei Avatar

    Have you thought about your own demise? How have you chosen to go? Cremation or burial?

  16. LovlehKebab Avatar

    Is there a window where you can see the body burning? I have a morbid fascination, I just can’t imagine what it actually looks like to see the body get cremated.

    Also, this may differ as I’m from the UK, but once the funeral ceremony is over, when does the body get cremated? i.e. the curtains close, the family and friends walk out and do whatever they’re doing, how long is the body left before it’s cremated?