I (20F) was hanging out with some of my friends. Namely, one of my friends brought her boyfriend with her. I like the guy but he definitely doesn’t run in the same circles as the rest of us. He was telling us a story involving one of his friends who I happen to have a class with. Let’s call this friend Eric. I really don’t know the guy, just like I really don’t know ANY of his friends. But, I have noticed whenever I was in class with Eric, he seemed to go out of his way to not interact with me. Like not even look at me even though I sat relatively in his direct line of sight. Even in group discussions he seemed to ignore me or vaguely glare at me.
So, naturally I said something like “Omg dude, Eric hates me for some reason. Is there anything I did to upset him?” and suddenly the boyfriend gets SUPER uncomfortable. And the girlfriend, my friend, kinda of starts laughing a bit. She suddenly goes “Oh, come on tell her what he said in the group chat”. The guy seemed really hesitant to tell me, so I started pressing him a bit because I was worried I had actually screwed up and had something to apologize for, as it seemed to me this random person hated me. I’m also kind of having fun with it. I was kind of thinking, well what’s the worst it could be, I’ve literally barely spoken to him.
Eventually he’s goes “… well I just don’t think he hates you at all, he actually really likes you”. Now I was even more confused. So I press again. And he comes out with it.
“Well,” he say “Eric kind of has some… strange turn ons”. I obviously immediately start pressing again, because literally wtf, and he goes, “Eric has mentioned a few times how you have a huge forehead. You’re a part of like a lot of his fantasies because of how big yours is. He says he wants to ‘come all over it’ “.
This man I BARELY know was talking in a group chat with literally DOZENS of his friends about his fucking forehead kink and my huge fucking forehead. I stopped pressing after that shit but apparently that wasn’t even the worst of it. Learned my lesson, FML
TL;DR Friends boyfriend was in a group chat with a guy I thought hated me and made clear some shit went down in it, when I pressed the issue turns out he just wants to fuck me because of my huge-ass forehead
Edit: PLEASE stop asking for forehead pics 😭😭😭
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I should’ve just gone to sleep instead of opening Reddit one more time
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
Ahh, that’s great. Fuck it, just own it. Is he hot?
Time to get bangs so he can’t see your huge ass forehead anymore.
Sounds like this relationship might be headed somewhere?
How big we talking here? Like a 6 or even an 8 head?
Send forehead pics
This reads like something GenAI came up with. I refuse to believe real people have interactions like this.
Oh my God, Becky, look at her forehead, it is so big, ugh. She looks like one of those fetish guys’ girlfriends, but, ugh, you know. Who understands those fetish guys …
> ..because of my huge ass forehead
What’s an ass forehead?
…In what world would someone say that kind of shit in a group chat? What kind of fuckin’ weirdo nonsense are these guys getting up to? I have been in group chats, Discord, Skype channels, etc. for more than a decade and can say with confidence that if someone threw that shit out, they would *never* live it down, if they weren’t outright booted.
We gotta see this melon,
This is hilarious, reminds me of the way Edward treated Bella at first in twilight. Except ya know, this guy wants your forehead
This is my fault for learning how to read 38 years ago.
wtf…
well look on the bright side then… at least you dont got any haters
Forehead fetish lol
She got that foreheadussy.
OP gives him head just by looking at him.
Your friends boyfriend definitely could have ended it at telling you the friend likes you. No reason to take it farther than that.
We really need a pic of your forehead now.
Posts this without a forehead pic anywhere on your profile smh
You just pulled me so far out of my bad mood, I may never be in a bad mood again. I am not laughing at your pain, but I am laughing. That is a story for the ages. You be proud of your five head, shine on shine on!
First I’ve heard of a fivehead fetish
A SNIPER’S DREAM…
SHOW US THE FIVEHEAD
Assert dominance. His pal will definitely tell him that you know about his kink. Ball is in your court I guess. You’ve got all the power here. You can either shut it down without finding out if he’s a decent guy or go along with it and see what happens and learn from it.
Mainly, stay safe.
https://preview.redd.it/8o8wtzgn0vwe1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2495283784413547d43baed77bac9503e987d9e5
Please, what else did he say 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
THERES A SUBREDDIT FOR IT!
Wow, not where I thought I would end up today lol
This is too much. Imma head out.
Ngl the edit killed me stone dead. Amazing stuff, reddit.
so no forehead?
She’ll be crying herself to sleep tonight on her huge pillow.
I bet she gives great helmet.
I learn something new every day even if I fucking hate it.
Being open about your feelings is good. Eric has gone too far with his mastery of this skill.
That friend, is an absolute menace for telling you directly what he said. Unless he also knows you happen to have a kink about nut on your forehead. Which is all fair. But just…. Why? Why? Would be put Eric on the plank like that. He didn’t even say jump. Just tossed him on it and started sawing it off the ship.
Eric a freak. Sounds like he may be looking to settle down. No one in town had a forehead that was getting him all torn up like this. Bro is glaring cause he’s so mad that forehead is just going to waste.
What kinda noggin are you rocking exactly to have this man Eric in an emotional Rollercoaster?
He wants to cum on that crani-yum
RuPaul said it best:
Buddy wants to fivehead fap you a pearl crown.
Ew.
Show us that dome!
Bet you now wish he simply hated you instead…
That is NOT at all the way I expected that to end 😂😭
Not asking for a forehead pic, but lady if your forehead has an effect like that, I kinda wanna see it lol
How am I still surprised the specificity of fetishes?
Whether foreplay with foreheads or scoring on her super dome. This man has made me curious about your forehead but I will agree you should never post a picture on reddit ever.
A head as long as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then he saw her head
Unexpectedly.
Just a little strange
Large to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the beast. . .ly forhead.
He was just trying to get a little head
r/fiveheads
Dudes trying to use playground bully rizz way too late in the system lmao
“Edit: PLEASE stop asking for forehead pics”
Hahahahaha
Flip it around and be his Domeinatrix
Let the man ice your forehead
I bet you give great helmet
> Edit: PLEASE stop asking for forehead pics 😭😭😭
I am sorry, but this thread is begging for them. I understand why you don’t want to share though. Far too hot for this sub, would get the thread deleted.
Jokes aside, no wonder your friend’s BF wasn’t sure about sharing THAT.
1st rule about group chat, never talk about group chat. This bro does not deserve bros i hope bro gets lil bro’d an throwed out in the snow, bro
Eric knew what he was doing.
Seems like something you need to approach head on.
I wasn’t going to ask. But since you added the edit. I kinda want to see. Lol.
My daughter has big ears. Or rather ears that stick out. Think Jennifer Garner style. Large facial features aren’t always a negative thing.
Him sharing this info with a bunch of friends is a bit of a red flag. But if they’re all relatively close friends. I can see it. Especially if they were discussing each other’s kinks. It’s immature but I’m guessing he’s around the same age as you 19-21. Which is a very immature age for humans. Marginally better than highschooler, and often more crass.
If you took what you knew about his fantasies out of it. Would you find him attractive?
I mean, are we talking Juliette Lewis forehead big? Or are talking it’s big enough to have its own face? I kinda need to know.
Dis you?
I actually have a friend who started a forehead collection which has like 5000 photos. He started in in freshmen year of high school because he the only one who “didn’t have a weird thing”
Post dome
I checked your profile, and there is no forehead. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Pleas carry around a sweatband at all times, and awkwardly slide it on the next time you see him. Do not break eye contact when you slide it on
“Hey buddy, my eyes are down here.”