A man named Percy and a woman named Tiffany had a goofy looking gap toothed daughter that they named by combining both of their names…Perciffany. Kids at school clowned her and called her Persyphilis. True story I went to school with her lol
Hello, my name is Christian James, I force people to call me CJ because at least it’s not as basic. That is all. Good day.
Edit: My name isn’t bad, just a very telling lack of creativity. My parents are Christians, and my Dad’s name is James. Probably only took a solid 30 seconds of thinking. At least CJ makes it seems like I know how to flavor my food.
One of the worst professors I ever had was named Harry Johnson. He went by Dean and we only found out his real name because we found him in the phone book by accident.
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Anything with ‘K’ and ‘X’ thrown together.
Adolf
I kind of thought Kevin’s just sprouted out of the ground from the same place Jeff’s come
Anything that replaces ‘y’ with ‘eigh’
Gaylord. Who the hell in their right mind would name their kid ‘Gaylord’?
The one Elon musk named his son
Adol Phitler
It used to be Adolf, but not many people naming their kids Donald any more.
Pretty much anything found over at r/tragedeigh.
Shartonya
A man named Percy and a woman named Tiffany had a goofy looking gap toothed daughter that they named by combining both of their names…Perciffany. Kids at school clowned her and called her Persyphilis. True story I went to school with her lol
Hubert
Cuntly
Karen
My dad had a coworker named Dick Hunter. And no Dick wasn’t a nickname. His parents were major 60’s stoners and thought it was funny
r/tragedeigh
Hello, my name is Christian James, I force people to call me CJ because at least it’s not as basic. That is all. Good day.
Edit: My name isn’t bad, just a very telling lack of creativity. My parents are Christians, and my Dad’s name is James. Probably only took a solid 30 seconds of thinking. At least CJ makes it seems like I know how to flavor my food.
Bama, Saban, Tide, or Bear.
Sue, for a boy of course.
BRONTE, i chant as i watch season 5 of you
Pubert. Then again, the Addams’ also had Wednesday and Pugsley…
Chlamydia – yes, it’s been used.
Chlamydia – sounds posh, isn’t.
Offalyn
Raefarty
Cuntley
This is our son Brokencondom. His sister, Motel 6, is so excited!
Pubert.
Anything an entitled celebrity can come up with. 🙃
Apple, blue-ivy.. to name a few lol
Shitfucker
Nimrod
Met someone named Jizzella. Still can’t believe it
Anything listed in the r/tragedeigh sub
Jenny Thalia
There was a kid in my high school with the nickname Droopy. His actual name was Drew Peacock. So that.
Megatron. Wait… That’s actually an awesome name.
Hugh G. Rection
Shithead, pronounced shi-thead
Rennesme
X Æ A-Xii
Khaleesi, already found it in the wild
Raefarty
I’ve seen Temptress, and it made me very sad.
Nevaeh- Heaven spelled backwards. Ick!
Mervyn
Murgutroyd
Anorexia. Guy posted about it last week, that’s what his girlfriend wants to name their daughter. She thinks it’s pretty.
“It’s too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It’s such a pleasant-sounding word.”
– Customer in “Waiting…” (2005)
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
Soda
Chet
ABCDE Pronounced Absidee or KVIIIlyn pronounced Caitlyn.
My wife, when she was 4 years old, insisted her parents name her new baby sister “Diarreah”…….because it sounded so pretty
Gertrude
Coat Hanger. Going dark on this…I imagine they sleep in a closet hung up after the failed attempt.
I worked at a hospital once where the parents of a newborn baby girl named her Pleasure. Her father’s name was Cox.
The person on here the other day who has a 3 year old named Hunter and was asking if the baby girl in the way should be named Bambi.
Besides the obvious problem of setting up many lifetimes of dumb jokes, you think a stripper name is a good way to go?
Hortense
I had a friend named Mike Hunt and my mom gave my a full on flower child name
Hitler Mussolini, a real former deputado sheriff in Brazil
Honey for a girl. When she grows up and starts dating, it’s gonna be real awkward when all the boys are saying “hey Honey.” Yeah…
Spurgeon. As in, Jessa Duggar Seewald’s firstborn from 19 Kids & Counting.
North West
Cinnamon, unless you want her to be a stripper.
And for boys, to quote Jerry Seinfeld: “I think when you name a kid Jeeves you’ve laid out his lot in life.”
I went to school with a girl, first name Summer, last name Camp.
Cletus
Met a toddler name Heavenly once. Parents said it was because she looked heavenly when she was born
One of the worst professors I ever had was named Harry Johnson. He went by Dean and we only found out his real name because we found him in the phone book by accident.
I knew a Windy Bottoms. Not Wendy, Windy.
Kanye Adolf Epstein-Dahmer.
Jesus
Knew a kid named “Dilldee”.
X Æ A-12
Karen
X Æ A-12
Elon, Adolf, Donald…
If Micheal Cera named his daughter Kay Sarah Cera. That would be the worst.
Felony
Karen
X Æ A-Xii