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When you eat a hot dog, you are making another one inside your body by mashing up meat and putting it in an intestine.
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I’m so straight I eat hot dogs from the side. That has nothing to do with this post, but it is one of the funniest jokes I know, so suck it up.
I once put together a parody of Llamas In Hats which covered that exact concept.
In short, well… by eating a sausage, you become a sausage.
I’m going to tell people “I gotta make a hotdog” from now on before going #2
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A hot dog is not a true sausage: no casing. No intestine.
It might contain intestines, but it’s not stuffed in one.
What if then something eats you after you eat hotdogs?
Meanwhile, I love to eat (pork) intestine thus my intestine becomes filled with intestine.
You say that like hotdogs are made from intestines
So basically, every time I eat a hot dog, I’m just preparing for the next big sausage party in my intestines!
Thanks now i can never see hotdogs the same way 🙁
“You are making another one” that just cracked me up
Hot dog companies hate this one simple hack to get unlimited hot dogs.
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I’m so straight I eat hot dogs from the side. That has nothing to do with this post, but it is one of the funniest jokes I know, so suck it up.
I once put together a parody of Llamas In Hats which covered that exact concept.
In short, well… by eating a sausage, you become a sausage.
I’m going to tell people “I gotta make a hotdog” from now on before going #2
The moderators have reflaired this post as a casual thought.
Casual thoughts should be presented well, but are not required to be unique or exceptional.
Please review each flair’s requirements for more information.
^^This ^^is ^^an ^^automated ^^system.
^^If ^^you ^^have ^^any ^^questions, ^^please ^^use ^^this ^^link ^^to ^^message ^^the ^^moderators.
A hot dog is not a true sausage: no casing. No intestine.
It might contain intestines, but it’s not stuffed in one.
What if then something eats you after you eat hotdogs?
Meanwhile, I love to eat (pork) intestine thus my intestine becomes filled with intestine.
You say that like hotdogs are made from intestines
So basically, every time I eat a hot dog, I’m just preparing for the next big sausage party in my intestines!
Thanks now i can never see hotdogs the same way 🙁
“You are making another one” that just cracked me up
Hot dog companies hate this one simple hack to get unlimited hot dogs.