And when it’s consumed otherwise or just for fun, is almost entirely unnecessary. It’s primarily salt water to replenish lost electrolytes, but with sugar added so you’re not just drinking salt water (and the extra energy source helps during physical activity). But if you’re not in sport or hungover, the extra calories are a waste and the salt will just get eliminated in the urine.
* You know, people think I’m into sports just because I’m a man. I’m not into sports. I mean, I like Gatorade, but that’s about as far as it goes. By the way, you don’t have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I’m thirsty for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean “no?”
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Moreso helps when you are weak from dehydration.( both cases) electrolytes+sugar means faster hydration and more energy than water.
And when it’s consumed otherwise or just for fun, is almost entirely unnecessary. It’s primarily salt water to replenish lost electrolytes, but with sugar added so you’re not just drinking salt water (and the extra energy source helps during physical activity). But if you’re not in sport or hungover, the extra calories are a waste and the salt will just get eliminated in the urine.
I drink Gatorade instead of water
It’s mostly consumed by couch potatoes.
90% of the time I see someone with a gatorade it’s:
The largest person I’ve ever seen in my life with a 24 pack at the grocery store
Someone sitting on a couch
I’d say sports and work more than hangovers but……
A true connoiseur of drinking…i bet you drink some sophisticated shit like fireball and jack daniels
And only poured out on a winning game, or at a dude-bros funeral. Another High and low
I’ve definitely been physically worse off than a hangover
It’s really good when you are sick too
You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic.
I want a drink for no reason other then liquid has not touched my lips for some time.
If you’re not reupping the electrolytes after a physical event then you’re gonna feel at your worst too
And while I plow down this 4/10 subway chicken bacon ranch
Guess we just crave those electrolytes whether we’re running a marathon or running from our regrets!
* You know, people think I’m into sports just because I’m a man. I’m not into sports. I mean, I like Gatorade, but that’s about as far as it goes. By the way, you don’t have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I’m thirsty for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean “no?”
-mitch hedberg
Sweat and puke. Both are “gross” secretions.
3rd being stoners who need to make a bong
Gatorade: the only drink that can turn you from MVP to MIA in a matter of hours! Who knew hydration could be so versatile?