If animals could suddenly talk, which species would be the biggest assholes?

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If animals could suddenly talk, which species would be the biggest assholes?

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  1. Tenkaidemon Avatar

    Meybe monkeys? Hahaha nice question

  2. emulchanispeak Avatar

    Dolphins, yall dont know

  3. CriticalEqual5515 Avatar

    Honey badgers 100%

  4. ashcroftt Avatar

    Canadian geese 100%

  5. lichtblaufuchs Avatar

    Still us humans. We murder them by the billions each year, r*pe them because we want their milk, the list goes on.

  6. cliff99 Avatar

    I’ve heard zebras called the assholes of the animal kingdom.

  7. mongotongo Avatar

    Moose. Even without speaking, they are already the biggest assholes out there.

  8. GreedyArms Avatar

    donkeys, they’re already asses

    I’ll see myself out…

  9. ChicagoRay312 Avatar

    Carol Baskin’s Big Cats

  10. Elweirdotheman Avatar

    We are animals.

    We can talk.

    We are always going to be the biggest assholes.

    But, yeah, cats are going to be a close second.

  11. Ichgebibble Avatar
  12. Infamous_Garbage9382 Avatar

    Spiders wasps or mosquitoes . Would just crawl out from nowhere and say all sorts of condescending stuff

  13. perrosandmetal78 Avatar

    Flies. Seriously can you imagine them giving you shit, flying around your head while laughing that you can’t catch them.

  14. DubStepTeddyBears Avatar

    Do birbs count? Because that opens up a whole world of options. Imagine a talking goose. God almighty.

  15. Raven_1090 Avatar

    Ticks. They literally suck blood and spread a bunch of diseases. I can imagine 2 ticks bitching about blood on a wolf’s back. Another is butterflies, I imagine them being arrogent as hell about their beuty.

  16. WelcomingRadio Avatar

    Hippos, I feel like half of their dialogue would be “Get off of my #&^%^# PROPERTY”

  17. Rook_James_Bitch Avatar

    Cats would be snarky dbags, but not assholes. An asshole would go out of their way to be nasty, cats are lazy.

    Wasps. Honey Badgers. F*cking Chihuahuas!

  18. Manatee369 Avatar

    Swans. They’re fucking mean!

  19. Fool_of_a_Took12 Avatar

    My dog would tell me that squirrel we see on our morning walks. I’d believe him.

  20. rangeo Avatar

    Red Wing Black Birds

  21. Joannelv Avatar

    Wasps surely?

  22. Tickall Avatar

    Suprised no one said chimps. These guys are the most violent out of all monkey.

  23. SemiOldCRPGs Avatar

    Crows and geese. Crows would be tops for the sarcastic backhanded compliment and geese would 100% be college bros .

  24. Similar_Scheme_1344 Avatar

    Hyenas, something about that crazy laugh you’d just know they’d be roasting you and laughing together

  25. JohnQuincyWydell Avatar

    Dogs would be a ton of fun, all but those bitchy me me me Chihuahuas

  26. Comfortable_Salad893 Avatar

    Dolphins hands down. Monkeys close second

  27. JRyds Avatar
  28. HyperactivePandah Avatar

    Orcas are basically psychopaths, so probably them.

  29. Slow_Possession_1454 Avatar

    Canadian Geese. Their catchphrase would be “Come at me bro”.

  30. Ok_Educator_6121 Avatar

    Snails, monotone and very slow getting their point over

  31. Fun_Ad_8277 Avatar