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If animals could suddenly talk, which species would be the biggest assholes?
Cats.
Meybe monkeys? Hahaha nice question
Dolphins, yall dont know
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Honey badgers 100%
Canadian geese 100%
Geese
Trump dogs !
Still us humans. We murder them by the billions each year, r*pe them because we want their milk, the list goes on.
Wasps
I’ve heard zebras called the assholes of the animal kingdom.
Moose. Even without speaking, they are already the biggest assholes out there.
Humans
Cats
Cats 100%
Hyenas.
Seagulls
Still us.
donkeys, they’re already asses
I’ll see myself out…
Carol Baskin’s Big Cats
We are animals.
We can talk.
We are always going to be the biggest assholes.
But, yeah, cats are going to be a close second.
Dolphins.
Honey badger.
My chihuahua.
Spiders wasps or mosquitoes . Would just crawl out from nowhere and say all sorts of condescending stuff
Giraffes
Flies. Seriously can you imagine them giving you shit, flying around your head while laughing that you can’t catch them.
Do birbs count? Because that opens up a whole world of options. Imagine a talking goose. God almighty.
Ticks. They literally suck blood and spread a bunch of diseases. I can imagine 2 ticks bitching about blood on a wolf’s back. Another is butterflies, I imagine them being arrogent as hell about their beuty.
Hippos, I feel like half of their dialogue would be “Get off of my #&^%^# PROPERTY”
Cats would be snarky dbags, but not assholes. An asshole would go out of their way to be nasty, cats are lazy.
Wasps. Honey Badgers. F*cking Chihuahuas!
Seagulls.
Swans. They’re fucking mean!
My dog would tell me that squirrel we see on our morning walks. I’d believe him.
Red Wing Black Birds
chickens
Honey Badgers
Llamas.
Baboons
Small dogs.
Wasps surely?
Suprised no one said chimps. These guys are the most violent out of all monkey.
Crows and geese. Crows would be tops for the sarcastic backhanded compliment and geese would 100% be college bros .
Hyenas, something about that crazy laugh you’d just know they’d be roasting you and laughing together
Cats lol
Dogs would be a ton of fun, all but those bitchy me me me Chihuahuas
Raven?
Cassowaries
Wadps
Honey Badger
Dachshunds.
Dolphins hands down. Monkeys close second
Penguins.
Hawks
Americans
Orcas are basically psychopaths, so probably them.
Canadian Geese. Their catchphrase would be “Come at me bro”.
Snails, monotone and very slow getting their point over
Homo sapiens.
Horses.
Parasites
Hippos.
Pandas
Still humans
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Cats.
Meybe monkeys? Hahaha nice question
Dolphins, yall dont know
This question was already asked today:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1k8c73g/if_animals_could_talk_which_one_would_be_the/
Honey badgers 100%
Canadian geese 100%
Geese
Trump dogs !
Still us humans. We murder them by the billions each year, r*pe them because we want their milk, the list goes on.
Wasps
I’ve heard zebras called the assholes of the animal kingdom.
Moose. Even without speaking, they are already the biggest assholes out there.
Humans
Cats
Cats 100%
Cats
Hyenas.
Cats
Seagulls
Seagulls
Still us.
donkeys, they’re already asses
I’ll see myself out…
Carol Baskin’s Big Cats
We are animals.
We can talk.
We are always going to be the biggest assholes.
But, yeah, cats are going to be a close second.
Dolphins.
Honey badger.
My chihuahua.
Spiders wasps or mosquitoes . Would just crawl out from nowhere and say all sorts of condescending stuff
Giraffes
Flies. Seriously can you imagine them giving you shit, flying around your head while laughing that you can’t catch them.
Geese
Do birbs count? Because that opens up a whole world of options. Imagine a talking goose. God almighty.
Ticks. They literally suck blood and spread a bunch of diseases. I can imagine 2 ticks bitching about blood on a wolf’s back. Another is butterflies, I imagine them being arrogent as hell about their beuty.
Hippos, I feel like half of their dialogue would be “Get off of my #&^%^# PROPERTY”
Cats would be snarky dbags, but not assholes. An asshole would go out of their way to be nasty, cats are lazy.
Wasps. Honey Badgers. F*cking Chihuahuas!
Seagulls.
Swans. They’re fucking mean!
My dog would tell me that squirrel we see on our morning walks. I’d believe him.
Red Wing Black Birds
chickens
Honey Badgers
Llamas.
Baboons
Small dogs.
Wasps surely?
Suprised no one said chimps. These guys are the most violent out of all monkey.
Crows and geese. Crows would be tops for the sarcastic backhanded compliment and geese would 100% be college bros .
Hyenas, something about that crazy laugh you’d just know they’d be roasting you and laughing together
Cats lol
Dogs would be a ton of fun, all but those bitchy me me me Chihuahuas
Raven?
Cassowaries
Wadps
Honey Badger
Dachshunds.
Dolphins hands down. Monkeys close second
Penguins.
Hawks
Americans
Orcas are basically psychopaths, so probably them.
Canadian Geese. Their catchphrase would be “Come at me bro”.
Wasps
Snails, monotone and very slow getting their point over
Homo sapiens.
Horses.
Parasites
Hippos.
Pandas
Still humans