Toilet paper should roll over, not under. It’s not just preference. It makes sense. Easier to grab, looks better, and honestly, under feels like chaos.
What’s a totally harmless hill you’re willing to die on?
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Toilet paper should roll over, not under. It’s not just preference. It makes sense. Easier to grab, looks better, and honestly, under feels like chaos.
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Hot dog is a sandwich.
Flossing before brushing is better and makes more sense.
Jaguar E-Type looks way better as a convertible than a coupe
Edit: I literally just looked it up to confirm with myself, and I already disagree. I’ve just tripped and rolled down this very small hill.
Dark poultry meat is superior to white poultry meat.
Chik fil a is garbage
cocaine is better than meth
Arizona has the most diverse landscapes.
Eggs are meat
Clean as you go when cooking
It’s not poutine if you use shredded cheese. It’s curds, gravy and fries.
When two people are walking down a sidewalk and someone is walking toward them one person should go behind the other in a line so the person walking toward them can pass.
For most people, the toilet paper should be over. But people with cats and/or a toddler will tell you that there’s good reason for them to have it go under.
Baby turkeys should be called turklings
Celery is disgusting and vile.
An early teenage girl from a religiously conservative family with an older boyfriend is probably lying to their parents about them being a virgin and pregnant.
Iced water is overrated. It doesn’t cool your body down, you get less water, it hurts your teeth, and the ice gets in the way when you drink.
Escalators should be eradicated. We have elevators for those who cannot walk up stairs, or there isn’t enough room to stand. They are moving stairs. Why do people not walk up said stairs? And if you stand, why not move over so people can walk up the stairs? It is significantly slower to stand on them rather than take stationary stairs.
If Batman and Superman fought, there would be no contest. Batman doesn’t stand a chance.
The Beatles were (and still are) overrated.
Use your cars turn signal. Literally a flick of your finger.
“Backyard” and “back yard ” are not interchangeable. “Back yard” is the yard in the back. “Back” is the adjective, it describes the yard. “Backyard” is always an adjective and describes something like a barbeque, a pool, etc.
Pluto is a planet.
Shitting without a bidet is utterly disgusting. Once I got one, never went back. This was over a decade ago
Ponies are not baby horses
I don’t really collect stuff, but at one point I wanted a couple of Scully/Mulder figures. I refused to buy any that gave Scully a flashlight and Mulder a gun. What I got in the end, they both had guns and flashlights. It meant that I never got sucked into collecting funko!
Shrimp are bugs
I hate when people reply to a reddit comment saying “this.” There is no need since an upvote literally does the same thing by telling people it’s right and you agree
Windows XP is the best looking OS of all time.
The Breakfast Club is one of the worst movies ever created
A martini is gin, vermouth and an olive or cocktail onion, full stop.
Chocolate, espresso, apple syrup, etc + vodka is NOT A MARTINI. People need to knock this shit off.
Let people get out of the train first.
It’s pronounced gif.
We need to penalize those who refer to it as an “ATM machine.” THE M STANDS FOR MACHINE GODDAMMIT
The plural name for a group of children should be a “cacophony”. As in “There was a cacophony of children playing outside the window.”
Put the phone down when talking to people. And while driving. Please!
There is no such thing as First Annual.
For the love of all that is pure, if it’s the first one, it cannot by definition, be annual.
Inaugural, then if you do it the following year, it becomes Second Annual.
Movie critics are a great resource for people who make/want to make movies but for the average movie goer are largely useless and shouldn’t be cited when I ask someone if they enjoyed a movie or not.
The Oxford comma
When an elevator/train door opens, you wait a beat for anyone who might be getting off, before you walk through the open door to get on like you’re the only person in this world.
Exception to the TP rule: you own a cat
Tea is leaf broth (this wouldn’t have been my first choice, but all the good ones seem to be taken)
“Log in” and “login” are completely different. You cannot use “login” for everything.
Garage sale, yard sale, and estate sale are 3 different things
Once you put tomatoes on a hamburger, there is no totally removing them. I need a new bun.
Gif with a hard ‘g’
Audio in movies needs to have an additional track that’s balanced for a pair of cheap earbuds/headphones so normal people can fucking hear what people are saying.
We should be able to get our money back from parking meters if you don’t use all of your time. It’s theft.
Cold water is better than room temperature water
Oxford comma. It’s neat, functional, and consistent.
When doing something that requires a group to act at the same time, count down and not up! “3, 2, 1, go!” If you go up, who knows what number your wanting to go from??
During the Christmas season, all these stupid ass companies think it’s perfectly acceptable to totally rewrite classic Christmas songs as a jingle for their dumbass product
Like, man, that songs older than you or your company, and you have the balls to disrespect it like that?
The cheapest, USB-wired mouses are superior. The free ones that come with Dell computers and the likes. They are much lighter to move around than mouses that you have to pay for.
When dicing onions doing horizontal cuts is completely unnecessary.
That it’s perfectly ok to throw your little bagged up dog poo In a trash bin left on the street. People really think their trash don’t stink 😂😂
Stop CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN and TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL. I don’t know who the hell raised some of you, but some of us feel like causing a pretty serious scene when we hear it.
The holiday is Independence Day. Not 4th of July. 4th of July is the calendar day the holiday happens to fall on. When I hear people say happy 4th of July, I just want to see them again on Christmas and say merry 25th of December.
-Ketchup on hotdogs.
– Pineapple on pizza.
Both not just acceptable but delicious.
– Ultra hot sauces, for the sake of being hot, are just stupid.
– Tea is the shittiest drink ever invented
And yet everywhere you go people are offering you tea. It all tastes like tepid water, yes, even the one you think “ I have to try.”
The Christmas season doesn’t start till AFTER Thanksgiving (US). And it is over Jan 1st. Stop putting up your decorations early and leaving them late. You’re not getting more Christmastime, you’re just making it less special.
Bidets are overrated. This is coming from a bidet user, I’ve used it a couple times and that’s it. Baby wipes that get thrown into a covered trashcan a much better. They don’t leave your ass and cooter dripping, nor do they give you a UTI-
Macromedia Freehand was superior to Adobe Illustrator.
Chocolate should be kept in the fridge not on a cupboard . Who wants warm chocolate??
Being ready to pay at the check out…
instead of looking surprised and spending an age fiddling around finding your wallet / purse before finally locating a means to pay! 👀
Star Wars is boring
I couldn’t care less which way it is 🤣 I don’t even think twice about it
They make burgers way too tall and stuff too many fillings in. I hate messy food!
I prefer toilet paper to bidets
Always let others exit before you begin entering…that’s just common courtesy
Self-checkout lines are NOT the place to solicit customers for tips so quit doing it!
Phone cameras should not auto-focus on the human face in the frame if there is a cat in the frame as well. They should focus on the cat, because seriously, if there’s a cat in the frame, the user is taking a cat photo.
Baby platypuses should have been named pluppies.
A folder should absolutely not be called a folder.. one of its main jobs is to make sure your papers dont get folded.. a washer washes, a dryer dries but a folder holds paper ? Nonsense
I don’t hurt anyone “staying up all night/sleeping in” in the mornings.
I don’t have to be at work by 8 am, usually overnights anyway. Leave me be.
Second hill, Separate bedrooms are just fine and a grown person should be more than capable of being able to sleep alone instead of being butthurt when their partner be “staying up all night/sleeping in” bc they DONT HAVE ANY COMMITMENTS TO BE MADE BEFORE 11 AM
Two cars meet on a narrow road on a hill. The one going down should give way, so the one going up doesn’t lose momentum.
Middle seat of an airplane gets both armrests
Oh, definitely that pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. It’s sweet, savory, and totally works! I’ll defend that combo to the end! How about you? What’s your harmless hill?
This isn’t a harmless hill. My sanity depends on it.
The Cybertruck is the stupidest looking vehicle built since the Pacer.
Unless it’s something like a shrimp cocktail where the tail is a handle for dipping… Shrimp tails should be removed.
I hate when you get a soup or saucy pasta with shrimp and have to remove the tails.
There, Their, They’re
Cursive should still be taught in school. It’s good for developing fine-motor skills and handwriting important.