Buy every book I’ve ever wanted and build a small house dedicated to just housing my books in extravagant bookshelves. With little reading areas of course.
I work with a guy that’s really into government conspiracies and “prepping,” I’d hire a black helicopter and a couple SUVs to follow him around all day….
Invest in green new deal and other projects that benefit all.
All we can save: Truth, Courage, and Solutions for the climate crisis. (2020) Collection of essays edited by Ayana Elizabeth Johnson and Katharine K. Wilkinson
What If We Get It Right? Visions of Climate Futures (2024) by Ayana Elizabeth Johnson
Palaces for the People: How Social Infrastructure Can Help Fight Inequality, Polarization, and the Decline of Civic Life (2018) by Eric Klinenberg
Buy my dream house and a brand new car ✨
Then fund a program in my area to financially assist other nursing students. As well as donate to any family in my county struggling to pay rent or utilities.
Same as before. Live frugal. I may invest that money in lands in different states, get them registered (my country has states), buy gold (not affected by inflation), invest in funds (at this wealth number, even index funds are good).
Hire the smartest minds in economics, political science, environmental, and technology, etc to provide me with a fact based picture of the world we live in. Activism and altruism can’t be effectively practiced without proper knowledge.
Get an accountant and whoever I’d need to do bring anyone who needs it, a netter standard of life. . If we could move the bar up, that the worst living conditions were compatible with a US (well maintained) Trailer Park. Lives would be saved and extremely upgraded. Hopefully out of public pressure, the other billionaires would help and do the same.
To be honest I’d donate most of it. Give a lot to people in need. I would then open a few businesses to keep money coming. Buy a decent house. Keep my parents happy
Id buy large amounts of debts for cheap and forgive the debts. No specific groups of people maybe aim for any debt most likely to be held by retail type workers (cars, student loans) to avoid paying off the debts of people already capable of paying it off themselves.
Give half to Bernie and AOC, so that they can advance a great midterm bloodbath, donate enough to keep NPR afloat until 2028, donate to the ACLU, gift two years of College or trade school and living expenses to everyone in my city coming out of CPS. Keep the libraries in my area afloat. Shock the living shit out of the people who helped me so much when I needed it most. Show my dearest friends and family big love, so that they never have to worry about anything. I’d invest so that I could keep the love flowing for as long as it could. For me, I would just travel everywhere I could, until I couldn’t travel any more. I’d live right where I am and wouldn’t tell a soul. ~he he he~
Take care of my family, help my ex out, quit my job, travel a lot, then put in money to become a minority owner of an NBA team. Also, I’d start a large farm to grow my own food/livestock and create a separate large area to adopt a lot of dogs so they can have great lives.
Get off of reddit coz y’all would want to eat me or kill me for something or other, then set my folks up with dream retirements. Mom wants a nice house in my childhood city, dad probably wont stop working willingly, but until he does, awesome vacations, top tier health care, paid off debts and a car he can comfortably drive
Just kidding, I would sponsor mental health facilities and give to secular organizations which help homeless such as SELAH Neighborhood Homeless Coalition.
Put half in savings/investments. Pay off my dad’s and my brothers’ mortgages. Buy houses in my hometown, my adopted hometown, and Mexico City. Donate a CHUNK of it to the National Abortion Fund and the reproductive health clinics in my hometown.
Buy a house, couple of cars, project car to tach my son with, get my kids home, stay to myself, help a few people out along the way, pay off debt, help a couple friends with housing and medical bills, try to find a hobby, get back into shape, do some traveling so my kids can see historic sites first hand… Nothing to spectacular
Have my car dropped off for a full restoration. Travel the whole world.
If we’re talking multi-billionaire, then I would try to buy my way into being in control of a very low GDP country and try to fix it. Somewhere like Mauritania. It would be like a real-life SimCity.
Somehow find a way to help my mom stop suffering from Graft vs Host disease. She has gotten it like 6 or 7 times since getting a bone marrow transplant after getting leukemia. I hate cancer. It ruins everything.
Buy properties, stocks, go on a trip to countries i’ve never been to before, set up an orphanage and a business so that people who are in need can get a job even without any experience or training.
Id buy this land and turn it into a botanical park with all the bells and whistles. Make it into a place where people go for dates and take pictures and be a part of folks memories. Id also install those bird cams so people who can’t get out much can watch bird live streams. I just want people to have a place that’s beautiful and where folks can work at that makes them happy.
Not say a thing to anyone. Pay all the taxes due. Pay off my mortgage. Finish renovations on my condo. Buy my fiance’s house, pay someone else to do all of the repairs needed. Let him and his roommate live there rent free and all bills paid for the rest of their lives so they are fully retired. Look for opportunities to help others anonymously and not expect anything in return.
I would get as much physical cash as possible, place it into a big fire and light it on fire. People would be encouraged to grab as much as possible before it all turns to ashes.
I’d hire a lawyer and a financial advisor immediately. And I would quickly buy a condo in a secure area and would be a recluse there while I got everything else in order. Over the long term, I would probably donate much of my wealth to good causes.
Buy a damn house and buy everyone in my circle a house that needs one. Then start some kind of tiny house village for people needing to get off the street.
Hiring hitmen to take out all the other billionaires who disagree, while lobbying governments to increase taxes on the ultra-rich.
Probably buy some cool shit and take a few holidays with my family and friends along the way too
Buy a nice farmhouse outside a small city. Loads of land with farmhands (that will be paid handsomely. I recognise their value, coming from a farming background). Focus on dairy, eggs, fruit and vegetables. Have some horses (just nice animals to have around), sheep (for wool) and dogs. Ensure local charities have met their income quotas, with my accountant making sure all is above board. Would have an out house for homeless people to work on the farm and get on their feet.
In the city I would build a variety of residential accommodation, not for profit. Just cover the fees and small amount of rent. Build my own damn University. Fees are means tested, you can’t pay, you don’t have to. Just pay it back in other ways. Build a community trust.
Fuck around and buy up several businesses but take credit for starting them, have a fuck ton of kids in vitro, be a general fucking asshole with no self awareness. Maybe buy an election and create an agency to dismantle any regulations that might oppose my business interests but frame it as saving tax payers dollars even though I don’t pay taxes.
Maybe later I’ll tank my company because I’m universally loathed
Buy a few thousand acres in the woods, and have a nice home on it and pretty much be a hermit. Have a nice big garden and greenhouse, big library, big kitchen, indoor pool, and lots of good walking trails in the woods.
In terms of community….I think it would be neat to put $250 mil or so into building a small manufacturing building that makes high quality and simple items. Stiff that is well made, repairable, and lasts a long time. A manufacturing plant that is modular in that it can reconfigure fairly easily to make different products. The building wouldn’t be overly big…perhaps 100k square feet at most. And be structured to provide a handful of jobs that pay a good living wage for the area, and any profits go back into the business for expansion, maintenance and worker benefits. it won’t be enough to single-handedly change the economy of a small town or anything like that, but would be a really solid big step for a community that needs a solid base for jobs.
First build a portfolio of stock to pay me a salary of interest. Then I’d look for startup products that should be available, and try to get them to market.
I’m a billionaire I should be able to force my will into people.
Ditto with a car. And do my best to make myself unfindable to anyone in the Hire a good lawyer. Have my name legally changed, without any pubic announcement about that. Move without notifying anyone other than my son and daughter, in their 40s, where I am going. Buy an ordinary house that doesn’t stand out. Just an ordinary place. Same with a different car than I now drive. Consider plastic surgery. Close down all my social media accounts, emails, etc.
In short, do my best to disappear from public view, and not finable by using old info about me. Thinking, for good measure I’d add a fence completely around the new house and take my 4 German shepherds with me. They are a heck of a lot better than burglar alarms.
Then think about who I am going to give some money to. I’m a retired engineer. I don’t actually need any more money. All I want is to be left alone so I can go fishing, and pursue other hobbies. All of which I can already afford.
I’m not very smart. I’d provide for my immediate family some land, modest homes, livestock and fertile land, then request a talk with the Carthusians on what to do with the rest.
I’d buy myself a nice, house. Not a mansion but 4-5 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. I’d pay off all debts. I’d put it in a bank and live off the intrest. I’d maybe quit my job, maybe go to school just to try something different. Not sure what or maybe I just keep working where I am free of the stress of losing my job.m (I just like to work). I’d pay off my car…buy that new volkswagin van because it looks sick and I could use a van. I’d put my mom in a care facility. She’s not really capable of taking care of herself due to mental health issues, we all try to pitch in me and my siblings but it’s hard. This way others can provide the care for her we can’t. I’d parade my families debt both mine and my wife’s.
I’d buy a second home in my wife’s home city in mexico so we can go whenever she wants, the house right beside her parents house.
I don’t like attention so I would figure out where I can live in peace. Whether it be an island somewhere or a nice land far enough from the main city but close enough to travel back and forth.
Start building apartments in cities and cap the rent at a third of tenants income. SF, NYC, LA are pricing out the people who make those places important. I’d absolutely focus on keeping American cities alive and interesting. Hook up the small folk and everybody benefits.
People would bring in their laptop or whatever for repair and I’d say ‘oh I’ve seen this issue before it just needs a small adjustment’ and then proceed to whack it with a hammer and go on to explain it doesn’t always work.
If also buy business that I think are doing things wrong, have staff I don’t like, need to adjust dumb policies and then proceed to “fix” them.
Live humbly. Make sure i have a safety net for life. Next, pull some strings to start helping people for minimum reciprocal obligations. Like if i set up housing= dont trash my shit and other sprinkles and you won’t worry about profiteering.
Problem is iv been around people who dont want to acknowledge what it really takes to operate these types of services.
My personal ambition is to create stories but i dont have artistic consistency of logic.
Brew a latte and bake some scones, sit in a sofa, and read a book from sunrise to sunset, with a break to walk the dogs for a couple hours around noon. Then make some handmade pasta for dinner…
…On a Wednesday.
I’d just relax and enjoy finally feeling safe.
Then I’d write some fat cheques to some charities. I don’t think I could handle being a billionaire. Knowing people are suffering and I can stop it with a pen and a wave of the hand would make me a millionaire very quickly.
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I’d buy my own McDonalds restaurant, cause then I’d be the owner and could get free nuggets anytime I wanted.
Give 60% of it to organizations I’ve researched and believe in, then give half of what’s left to my family and have fun with the rest.
Solve world hunger ig.
Buy every book I’ve ever wanted and build a small house dedicated to just housing my books in extravagant bookshelves. With little reading areas of course.
Move!
Kill myself
Pay off any and all family debts
I work with a guy that’s really into government conspiracies and “prepping,” I’d hire a black helicopter and a couple SUVs to follow him around all day….
Leave Minnesota
I’d feed the homeless they won’t even be that much, barely a dent honestly then I’ll piss the rest of the money away
Buy buildings and make them free housing for the homeless and help them rebuild their lives
Invest in green new deal and other projects that benefit all.
All we can save: Truth, Courage, and Solutions for the climate crisis. (2020) Collection of essays edited by Ayana Elizabeth Johnson and Katharine K. Wilkinson
What If We Get It Right? Visions of Climate Futures (2024) by Ayana Elizabeth Johnson
Palaces for the People: How Social Infrastructure Can Help Fight Inequality, Polarization, and the Decline of Civic Life (2018) by Eric Klinenberg
Be a giant dick to everyone at work until they fired me.
Buy my dream house and a brand new car ✨
Then fund a program in my area to financially assist other nursing students. As well as donate to any family in my county struggling to pay rent or utilities.
Get my dental health in order. Pay all my debts if I have any. Be batman. Just the simple things.
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making eggs legal
Keep it a secret and pay off my debt.
Same as before. Live frugal. I may invest that money in lands in different states, get them registered (my country has states), buy gold (not affected by inflation), invest in funds (at this wealth number, even index funds are good).
Call a lawyer.
get the fuck out of Portland and start a shop in a foreign country
Setup multiple income streams (business’) in which profits are distributed directly to any and all charities that do good things for humanity.
Invest in https://www.quaise.energy/
Best not said with other Billionaires in hearing distance.
Hire the smartest minds in economics, political science, environmental, and technology, etc to provide me with a fact based picture of the world we live in. Activism and altruism can’t be effectively practiced without proper knowledge.
Get an accountant and whoever I’d need to do bring anyone who needs it, a netter standard of life. . If we could move the bar up, that the worst living conditions were compatible with a US (well maintained) Trailer Park. Lives would be saved and extremely upgraded. Hopefully out of public pressure, the other billionaires would help and do the same.
Rub one out… Gotta think with a clear head.
Bring about fundamental change to American charity and politics. We need a more empathetic and reasonable society.
Buy a US President for $250M.
Sleep
To be honest I’d donate most of it. Give a lot to people in need. I would then open a few businesses to keep money coming. Buy a decent house. Keep my parents happy
I would build a community hospital for my people to promote quality healthcare accessibility
Id buy large amounts of debts for cheap and forgive the debts. No specific groups of people maybe aim for any debt most likely to be held by retail type workers (cars, student loans) to avoid paying off the debts of people already capable of paying it off themselves.
I will help peoples
Lobby the government for improved conditions for the working poor.
Fly home.
Open up a bank in the UAE to receive the funds and renounce my primary citizenship to dodge the 50% capital gains tax bill.
I would buy an unlimited supply of Viagra and look for the best-looking hookers I could find.
Disappear
Get an ocean going yacht and travel.
Retire my fiancé 🥹
I’d probably either spend the money or wake up.
I would buy my own island home somewhere warm and private.
Lawyer up!
Work on becoming a millionaire responsibly
Ensure my loved ones are cared for, put a a 100,il in savings (just in case) and they start buying and forgiving debt.
Frankly, I will start with myself. I will spend on myself until I am satisfied, and then everything else. I am a billionaire.
Give half to Bernie and AOC, so that they can advance a great midterm bloodbath, donate enough to keep NPR afloat until 2028, donate to the ACLU, gift two years of College or trade school and living expenses to everyone in my city coming out of CPS. Keep the libraries in my area afloat. Shock the living shit out of the people who helped me so much when I needed it most. Show my dearest friends and family big love, so that they never have to worry about anything. I’d invest so that I could keep the love flowing for as long as it could. For me, I would just travel everywhere I could, until I couldn’t travel any more. I’d live right where I am and wouldn’t tell a soul. ~he he he~
Give enough away for the betterment of society that I’m no longer a billionaire.
I’d get a BMW, a house, and give leftover money as debts to people.
Pay off all my close family’s debts.
I’d build the hottest and realest sex android to have ever existed
anything I want to
“Two chicks at the same time, man.”
Donate to charities to help unfortunate, sick children
I would hire John Wick
get off reddit
Take care of my family, help my ex out, quit my job, travel a lot, then put in money to become a minority owner of an NBA team. Also, I’d start a large farm to grow my own food/livestock and create a separate large area to adopt a lot of dogs so they can have great lives.
Become president
Get off of reddit coz y’all would want to eat me or kill me for something or other, then set my folks up with dream retirements. Mom wants a nice house in my childhood city, dad probably wont stop working willingly, but until he does, awesome vacations, top tier health care, paid off debts and a car he can comfortably drive
Find Pinky and tell him we need to take over the world.
Fuck over poor people of course!
Just kidding, I would sponsor mental health facilities and give to secular organizations which help homeless such as SELAH Neighborhood Homeless Coalition.
Put half in savings/investments. Pay off my dad’s and my brothers’ mortgages. Buy houses in my hometown, my adopted hometown, and Mexico City. Donate a CHUNK of it to the National Abortion Fund and the reproductive health clinics in my hometown.
Take a nap. I’m tired, boss.
Hide.
Build a restaurant that serves free food to the people of my community
Find the closest pizza shop with one of those 4 foot pizzas. I don’t want much.
Get drunk and fart in elevators
Buy a house in Beverly Hills
Buy a bunch of buildings and turn them into nice boarding houses for $1 a month or something.
Buy a house, couple of cars, project car to tach my son with, get my kids home, stay to myself, help a few people out along the way, pay off debt, help a couple friends with housing and medical bills, try to find a hobby, get back into shape, do some traveling so my kids can see historic sites first hand… Nothing to spectacular
Order a Kraken 60 to be made.
buy my own self-sufficient island and only let my close family and friends on it to stay with me when they want.
Move!
Pay taxes.
Fake my own death and disappear with my wife to some place where it never snows.
Bigyan ko yon mga pulubi at bigyan ng mga bahay yon walang tinitirahan lalo na yon hindi nakapag aral
Paaralin ko thats all👍😄😀❤️👍♥️♥️♥️
Go watch rocket launches and inter view private yacht captains.
Wake up.
2 chicks at the same time, man.
Have my car dropped off for a full restoration. Travel the whole world.
If we’re talking multi-billionaire, then I would try to buy my way into being in control of a very low GDP country and try to fix it. Somewhere like Mauritania. It would be like a real-life SimCity.
I’d make sure kids in need had food waiting for them at school. As many schools as I could possibly afford without going broke.
quit my job
Celebrate with some premium Mac ‘n’ Cheese.
make christmas cards with my butthole on it
Nice big plot of land out in the middle of nowhere
Build nice big mansion with 10 car garage
Fence off the entire property
Hang up dozens of signs that say “Trespassers will be thoroughly molested and then sold to Cletus”
Somehow find a way to help my mom stop suffering from Graft vs Host disease. She has gotten it like 6 or 7 times since getting a bone marrow transplant after getting leukemia. I hate cancer. It ruins everything.
Hire a lawyer.
Start living to do, instead of doing to live.
Shut the hell up about it.
When everyone finds out you have money, everyone is suddenly your best friend.
Buy properties, stocks, go on a trip to countries i’ve never been to before, set up an orphanage and a business so that people who are in need can get a job even without any experience or training.
Buy a house and start my own company
Get a Financial advisor STAT- and split it with my man of course. He’s done so much for me, he deserves it.
Id buy this land and turn it into a botanical park with all the bells and whistles. Make it into a place where people go for dates and take pictures and be a part of folks memories. Id also install those bird cams so people who can’t get out much can watch bird live streams. I just want people to have a place that’s beautiful and where folks can work at that makes them happy.
Get a lawyer and sue 2 people because I want my vengeance. I do mot even care if I win, I want them to suffer and worry and stress out.
Have one fucking good night restful sleep cause now I have no worries
Two chicks at the same time
Pay off all my family members’ debts and mortgages then donate to the food bank, the humane society.
I’d go frisbee golfing and drink a six pack to celebrate
finish to pay my house 😐 help
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Give most of it away, like Melinda Gates. Nobody needs a billion fucking dollars.
Boost my damn credit score!! lol shhyyttt
Invest it!
15 day dall sheep hunt in the brooks range. Cost 50,000
weed farm
Purchase WinRar license
Pay off debt, buy a house, invest some, save some
Nothing
Not say a thing to anyone. Pay all the taxes due. Pay off my mortgage. Finish renovations on my condo. Buy my fiance’s house, pay someone else to do all of the repairs needed. Let him and his roommate live there rent free and all bills paid for the rest of their lives so they are fully retired. Look for opportunities to help others anonymously and not expect anything in return.
‘bate
2 chicks at the same time!
Commissioning a high quality fursuit
Get that trophy that says I won capitalism.
I would get as much physical cash as possible, place it into a big fire and light it on fire. People would be encouraged to grab as much as possible before it all turns to ashes.
buy a politician or two just for kicks
I’d donate several ambulances, and donate the money to build much needed social infrastructure… schools, small hospitals, fire stations etc
Disappear
I’d hire a lawyer and a financial advisor immediately. And I would quickly buy a condo in a secure area and would be a recluse there while I got everything else in order. Over the long term, I would probably donate much of my wealth to good causes.
I’d honestly take about 50 Million and probably go to Vegas for a month. Fuck, gamble and golf. Then come back and help my community.
Investing for future generations
Buy a damn house and buy everyone in my circle a house that needs one. Then start some kind of tiny house village for people needing to get off the street.
Housing. I’d pour money into housing.
wake up
Sleep in!!!!!
Hiring hitmen to take out all the other billionaires who disagree, while lobbying governments to increase taxes on the ultra-rich.
Probably buy some cool shit and take a few holidays with my family and friends along the way too
Buy an island, build a house and set up defense turrets around the perimeter so I never have to interact with humans again.
Donate $267mil to the Cheikh Anta Diop University (Biggest public university in Senegal)
Buy a 911 Porsche.
I have always wanted one.
Go to a top law firm and a top top planning for very high net worth customers.
Then I would go house hunting in Kona
Retire and enjoy life with the money.
Casino
Buy a nice farmhouse outside a small city. Loads of land with farmhands (that will be paid handsomely. I recognise their value, coming from a farming background). Focus on dairy, eggs, fruit and vegetables. Have some horses (just nice animals to have around), sheep (for wool) and dogs. Ensure local charities have met their income quotas, with my accountant making sure all is above board. Would have an out house for homeless people to work on the farm and get on their feet.
In the city I would build a variety of residential accommodation, not for profit. Just cover the fees and small amount of rent. Build my own damn University. Fees are means tested, you can’t pay, you don’t have to. Just pay it back in other ways. Build a community trust.
Laser hair removal all over my body
Become a form of Batman helping others.
Fuck around and buy up several businesses but take credit for starting them, have a fuck ton of kids in vitro, be a general fucking asshole with no self awareness. Maybe buy an election and create an agency to dismantle any regulations that might oppose my business interests but frame it as saving tax payers dollars even though I don’t pay taxes.
Maybe later I’ll tank my company because I’m universally loathed
Change my phone number.
Donate to multiple charities, buy a house and invest whatever is left
Buy a few thousand acres in the woods, and have a nice home on it and pretty much be a hermit. Have a nice big garden and greenhouse, big library, big kitchen, indoor pool, and lots of good walking trails in the woods.
In terms of community….I think it would be neat to put $250 mil or so into building a small manufacturing building that makes high quality and simple items. Stiff that is well made, repairable, and lasts a long time. A manufacturing plant that is modular in that it can reconfigure fairly easily to make different products. The building wouldn’t be overly big…perhaps 100k square feet at most. And be structured to provide a handful of jobs that pay a good living wage for the area, and any profits go back into the business for expansion, maintenance and worker benefits. it won’t be enough to single-handedly change the economy of a small town or anything like that, but would be a really solid big step for a community that needs a solid base for jobs.
How many billions? Probably just give half a million dollars to a bunch of randomly selected homeless people and keep a few mill for myself
Create a show like extreme makeover, but reward people who help others
3 comma club painting.
First build a portfolio of stock to pay me a salary of interest. Then I’d look for startup products that should be available, and try to get them to market.
I’m a billionaire I should be able to force my will into people.
Buy a president.
Hide.
Buy my mother that red corvette she’s been wanting.
Start a non-profit charity
Ditto with a car. And do my best to make myself unfindable to anyone in the Hire a good lawyer. Have my name legally changed, without any pubic announcement about that. Move without notifying anyone other than my son and daughter, in their 40s, where I am going. Buy an ordinary house that doesn’t stand out. Just an ordinary place. Same with a different car than I now drive. Consider plastic surgery. Close down all my social media accounts, emails, etc.
In short, do my best to disappear from public view, and not finable by using old info about me. Thinking, for good measure I’d add a fence completely around the new house and take my 4 German shepherds with me. They are a heck of a lot better than burglar alarms.
Then think about who I am going to give some money to. I’m a retired engineer. I don’t actually need any more money. All I want is to be left alone so I can go fishing, and pursue other hobbies. All of which I can already afford.
buy a few houses n turn em into airbnb or rent them n make more moneyyyy
Take my family and dissappear
I’m not very smart. I’d provide for my immediate family some land, modest homes, livestock and fertile land, then request a talk with the Carthusians on what to do with the rest.
I’d buy myself a nice, house. Not a mansion but 4-5 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. I’d pay off all debts. I’d put it in a bank and live off the intrest. I’d maybe quit my job, maybe go to school just to try something different. Not sure what or maybe I just keep working where I am free of the stress of losing my job.m (I just like to work). I’d pay off my car…buy that new volkswagin van because it looks sick and I could use a van. I’d put my mom in a care facility. She’s not really capable of taking care of herself due to mental health issues, we all try to pitch in me and my siblings but it’s hard. This way others can provide the care for her we can’t. I’d parade my families debt both mine and my wife’s.
I’d buy a second home in my wife’s home city in mexico so we can go whenever she wants, the house right beside her parents house.
I don’t like attention so I would figure out where I can live in peace. Whether it be an island somewhere or a nice land far enough from the main city but close enough to travel back and forth.
Never work ever again
Disappear.
Start building apartments in cities and cap the rent at a third of tenants income. SF, NYC, LA are pricing out the people who make those places important. I’d absolutely focus on keeping American cities alive and interesting. Hook up the small folk and everybody benefits.
I’d start a practical joke ‘Service shop’.
People would bring in their laptop or whatever for repair and I’d say ‘oh I’ve seen this issue before it just needs a small adjustment’ and then proceed to whack it with a hammer and go on to explain it doesn’t always work.
If also buy business that I think are doing things wrong, have staff I don’t like, need to adjust dumb policies and then proceed to “fix” them.
Like 1 billion or more? If I had enough to buy reddit I would completely wreck moderation.
get some new pajamas
Run the country obviously
Live humbly. Make sure i have a safety net for life. Next, pull some strings to start helping people for minimum reciprocal obligations. Like if i set up housing= dont trash my shit and other sprinkles and you won’t worry about profiteering.
Problem is iv been around people who dont want to acknowledge what it really takes to operate these types of services.
My personal ambition is to create stories but i dont have artistic consistency of logic.
try and buy out the african continent and form one large country
Run for office and hire a ton of lawyers to help me stick it to all these fine folks. God bless y’all.
Relax
Go to med school and donate 1/2 to a children’s hospital
I would donate the majority of the proceeds to individuals in need, directly to the source.
Pee myself in shock and after I take care of that, I start booking travel. To take place while my dream cottage is being built here on my property.
Probably pay off all my friend’s debt, buy houses for kids and just enjoy life.
I go to BuyASenator.com and see which ones are on sale.
Pay for all kids to have lunches and breakfast at school.
Use every last cent to ensure that I was the last billionaire ever, and that Billionaires could never exist again.
Brew a latte and bake some scones, sit in a sofa, and read a book from sunrise to sunset, with a break to walk the dogs for a couple hours around noon. Then make some handmade pasta for dinner…
…On a Wednesday.
I’d just relax and enjoy finally feeling safe.
Then I’d write some fat cheques to some charities. I don’t think I could handle being a billionaire. Knowing people are suffering and I can stop it with a pen and a wave of the hand would make me a millionaire very quickly.
Buy a better President.