You just passed away but you’re only allowed to be reborn something other than a human,what are u gonna be?

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You just passed away but you’re only allowed to be reborn something other than a human,what are u gonna be?

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  1. Poor_ElonMusk Avatar

    One of those Reptilian they say run the world .

  2. LLTMattadors Avatar

    Mosquito. unlimited all you can eat blood buffet.

  3. Baldmanbob1 Avatar

    Greenland Shark.

  4. Elberfsantos Avatar

    Cheap motel pillow

  5. Runs-In-Shallows Avatar

    A cute pet lizard owned by a bored yet herpetology-enthusiastic wealthy person.

  6. Big_T_Blanchett Avatar

    One of those cows that make the blue milk from star wars

  7. Crazy-Magazine9632 Avatar

    Cat to lesbian couple. I’ll want for nothing and I get a show every now and then. 

  8. icehotellll Avatar

    a whale, just floating around with no cares and opening my mouth whenever I am hungry

  9. Doc-in-a-box Avatar

    Honey Badger

    Or Spider Pig. To do whatever a Spider Pig does

  10. LIslander Avatar

    An indoor cat

  11. MerriweatherJones Avatar

    A golden retriever in a white, upper middle class family

  12. norby2 Avatar

    A republican.

  13. HelgaGeePataki Avatar

    Panda bear

    I’ll be a celebrity who gets treated special because I’m cute and cuddly looking.

    And I’ll get to fall down slides and chase after my caretakers.

  14. Fallout113 Avatar

    Lady Gaga’s French bulldog.

  15. RoughPage5771 Avatar

    An octopus. I can squeeze through anything and am alarmingly intelligent.

  16. Plastic-Energy80 Avatar

    I will be the laziest, fattest cat you ever saw

  17. Vast_Ad3735 Avatar
  18. Perfectly_mediocre Avatar

    A poison dart frog.

  19. Successful-Emu-1412 Avatar

    A snail, I want a quiet life.

  20. Itchy_Cheesecake1909 Avatar

    Never want to be back ever

  21. EverydayVelociraptor Avatar

    Reborn as an almighty God.

  22. Smartone1927 Avatar

    A cat . Have humans clean my shit, feed me , kiss me . I just gotta be cute

  23. NoStatus9434 Avatar

    Some farmer’s border collie on a farm herding sheep.

    I feel like that’s a perfect blend of freedom and comfort. Plus I enjoy running. And I get to retain some intelligence. I might lose my balls, but I’m already asexual and never use ’em anyway so no biggie.

  24. Waaghra Avatar

    Bonobo

    Octopus

    Elephant

  25. kadebo42 Avatar

    My crush’s mirror

  26. natali_e97 Avatar

    Spoiled house cat

  27. fermat9990 Avatar

    A river otter. They seem to play a lot

  28. No-Bread9815 Avatar

    A colourful bird in a warm climate 🌞

  29. Ok_Mathematician6075 Avatar

    Dragon. Or a mosquito.

  30. Wilmore99 Avatar

    I shall come back as a 1996 Toyota Takoma with a V6 but a warn out third cylinder. I shall live forever my second go around. 🤙

  31. DrFishbulbEsq Avatar

    The butterfly. Nobody expects the butterfly.

  32. _The_Wet_Bandit_ Avatar

    I’d love to be a tapeworm.

  33. pepperw2 Avatar

    Alpaca

    No living in the wild

    No one eats the meat

    Free haircut once a year

  34. brrrchill Avatar

    A loon. They fly, they swim, they dive. Master of three domains.

  35. Ob1cannobody Avatar

    Male Rabbit (for personal reasons)

  36. OneOldBear Avatar

    A Boston Terrier

  37. ThatsATallGlassOfNo Avatar

    One of Taylor Swift’s cats. 

  38. Legitimate_Myth_3816 Avatar

    A panda. Have you seen how China treats them? Living like royalty.

  39. Sadblackcat666 Avatar

    This is going to sound cringey, but I want to be reborn as pure angelic energy.

  40. sgt_schultz_the_ewok Avatar
  41. Ok_Drama_5679 Avatar

    The immortal jellyfish

  42. Hot_Commercial3022 Avatar

    Someone’s dick 🔥🔥

  43. the_third_sourcerer Avatar

    A Mayfly… A different meaning to those “one day more”

  44. Krail Avatar

    How about an intelligent alien species that has their shit more figured out than we do. 

  45. ParkMobile4047 Avatar

    Whatever has been flying those UAPs over Jersey

  46. Clean-Ad4235 Avatar

    A dog to a wealthy loving home

  47. Fearless-Size-4496 Avatar

    A cat — so I can sleep all day and knock things off tables without consequences

  48. rickmaz Avatar
  49. LilMrsW Avatar

    A cat owned by a rich spinster who spoils me ❤️

  50. Vintage-Grievance Avatar

    A happy, healthy, well-loved, spoiled-ass, indoor, domesticated, house cat.

    (And yes, I’m using a bunch of specifics…because it matters).

  51. Glum_Cheesecake9859 Avatar

    Probably an Eagle or an Ant.

  52. moe_spc Avatar

    A Greek god

  53. fadedtimes Avatar

    A fruit fly 

  54. Sir-Gaymer28 Avatar

    Either a vampire or male version of a succubus.
    Backstory saw this show where the main character was a succubus, and she was a bad a**.

  55. NaivafAreul Avatar

    A being that looks human, but genetically is not

  56. StripperGirlDelilah Avatar

    Stealing an answer from another thread about the same question: SEAGULL!

    Live by the beach, fly around all day, eat fries & sandwiches all day. 🩷 beautiful life.

  57. hollyjazzy Avatar

    A spoilt house cat

  58. bigedthebad Avatar

    A mayfly.

    They live 24 hours then I can be done.

  59. KetoJoel624 Avatar

    I just have a feeling that if reincarnation is real, then I’ll be a drone bumble bee 🐝

  60. Midnight-Basilisk99 Avatar

    Either a dragon or a kaiju so I can restore the planet to how it was pre-humanity

  61. SorosBuxlaundromat Avatar

    An alien in a civilization that’s living in fully automated luxury communism.

  62. DontYuckMyYum Avatar

    platinum dragon

  63. oh_yeah_o_no Avatar

    My wife’s douche, so I can run through that thang one last time.

  64. StygianBlue12 Avatar

    I’d want to be a pokemon. Didn’t say it has to exist in this world.

  65. redjellonian Avatar

    D&D gold dragon.

  66. sten45 Avatar

    Midwest Suburban indoor house cat

  67. KarmersOnly Avatar

    A fine feline.

  68. creativeotter420 Avatar

    Stingray, they are the gentle and floppy giants of the sea with potential to harm

  69. occhiluminosi Avatar

    A spoiled house cat of a DINK couple.

  70. I_Like_Parade_Dogs Avatar

    A cat. I’d be fed, cleaned up after, sometimes be loved, but always be tolerated for some reason.

  71. johnman98 Avatar

    Scarlett Johansson’s panties

  72. johnman98 Avatar

    Scarlett Johansson’s panties

  73. komuki Avatar

    Rock 🪨 or capybara

  74. FactoryKat Avatar

    And very well loved orange cat. Because who needs more than one braincell when you can just coast by on vibes and become internet famous when your human posts you on TikTok 🤣

  75. widowspidey Avatar

    Either a very spoiled house cat, or a koala they sleep for 23/24 hours a day.

  76. theguineapigssong Avatar

    Guinea Pig. Bring me treats

  77. Sorrelmare9 Avatar

    A horse, specifically probably a driving pony, or a horse that is owned by a well off family with a teenager that is just getting into liberty work

  78. TheR0B0TNinja Avatar

    One of the aliens in Area 51. I wanna try to break out and then just join society like I’ve always been there and then watch the world upturn as the rights of my species is heavily debated and religions are formed around my anomalous nature and foil hats gain a new sense of respect as their beliefs are proven true.

    In all seriousness though I’d want to reincarnate into a pigeon, just feels like a chill life if you can tolerate the assholes that inconvenience you on purpose. But you can always deliver them some karma with that new superpower your new asshole gave you.

  79. CuracaoBound Avatar

    A 90 lb Swan with a 15 ft wingspan.

  80. Primary-Violinist845 Avatar

    Anything that can’t be easily controlled by humans.. or maybe an eagle

  81. happycamperii Avatar

    Galapagos Islands Giant Tortoise.

  82. RealFigure5 Avatar

    A seagul. I get to live at the beach, fly, no natural predators. I get to eat people’s fries and ice cream. And I can shit on people I don’t like.

  83. JimmyRickyBobbyBilly Avatar

    One of my wife’s pets. They are all fucking spoiled.

  84. morganfreenomorph Avatar

    A goose. I want to live my next life as an agent of chaos.

  85. hashbrownsinketchup Avatar

    Frogs seem to having shit figured out. Just chillin in the water having a good time; jumping around; nice long tongue to catch flies. Just relaxing all day on lily pad; singing songs about rainbows. It seems like a good life.

  86. Milclol Avatar

    Idk something cool like a bird cause all they do is just fly around sing cool ass songs then die

  87. chefboyarde30 Avatar

    Fuck that let me die in peace

  88. Capricornyogi Avatar

    A cat. I envy their life.

  89. AroCantPlay Avatar

    Lizard people. Bout time I get into politics

  90. TheBanishedBard Avatar

    House cat.

    I would find the most vulnerable and emotionally damaged human I could find and show them unconditional love, to repay the 17 years I got of that from my own recently passed kitty.

  91. steed4x4 Avatar

    A labrador in Alabama. Still plenty of women options there.

  92. Specialist_Review912 Avatar

    A cat. I’d be reincarnated as a cat. I’d be such a silly cat