I’d want to know which people truly cared about me while I was alive. It’s crazy that we can live our entire life and never truly know the answer to that.
How many times I completely lost track of what someone was saying because I was lost in how beautiful they were when they said it. Happens all the time when someone talks about something they love and I must come across like an idiot having to ask them to reframe it because I was watching and not listening.
How many times my wife told me she loves me. We have an ongoing argument about who says it the most and I’d love to have an exact count. Not for any specific reason, just to hear the number and smile.
Would be interesting to see my party stats. How many drinks, (broken down by type, spirit, beers, shots, etc), weed smoked, and of course the extracurriculars.
KDR. I’d be curious if due to some butterfly effect I’ve indirectly killed or harmed others.
The butterfly effect in general is fascinating and our small individual choices have massive compounding effects down the road (on ourselves and others) that are hard to fathom from this side.
Lots of options. Girls fumbled, games won, distance travelled, kill count, assists(kills), achievements, the list goes on. Probably disorders(like autism and adhd) acquired or something cuz its probably pretty high
How many people I met face-to face and interacted with who actually killed someone, whether by accident or otherwise. There are lots of people in the world who are directly responsible for the deaths of others and you wouldn’t know it.
Times I chose myself over the ones that I loved. For the first 30 years or so, the scale was certainly on my side. I’m doing my best to balance, or even put more on the other side.
How many times I’ve turned clockwise vs how many times I’ve turned anti-clockwise. I’d really like to balance those before I die but there’s just no way to track that anymore.
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How many guys have jerked off to me. There isn’t any (realistic) way to get those stats in real life.
How much sperm I threw it away, probably 300lt
How much weed or tobacco I’ve smoked
N/D ratio. Hopefully I was nicer more often than I was a dick.
Cuss words said. Times masturebated.
none lol
How many lives I rescued (including insects and other living things)
How many times I was worried about something that never happened
How many times i was close to death but didnt die
how many times I overthinked over something
How many woman I’ve slept with. Honestly don’t know bc I haven’t counted an I always seem to remember a different ine
Good to bad ratio. Like did I accomplish in even the smallest way of making the world a better place overall because I existed?
How many people remembered me at the time of my death. It would be interesting to see just how interconnected my life was with others.
How many real friends I had.
Lies told. And I hope it would have a comparison to average lies told for my duration of yrs lived through the last 100 yrs.
How much money I spent on food, I’m not talking groceries or essentials, I’m talking all the times I got a treat when I should have not hahaha
I’d want to know which people truly cared about me while I was alive. It’s crazy that we can live our entire life and never truly know the answer to that.
How many ppl i made happy or how many ppl i inspired
How many people I made any impact on, good or bad.
How many steps total.
How many women would have went out with me if I had asked but was too shy too
How many tacos I ate
How many times I completely lost track of what someone was saying because I was lost in how beautiful they were when they said it. Happens all the time when someone talks about something they love and I must come across like an idiot having to ask them to reframe it because I was watching and not listening.
Lifetime Pain scale vs everyone else
How many womens’ “subtle hints” I caught vs how many I missed lol
Amount spent on Dunkin Donuts
Time I’ve spent depressed vs happy
How much money I spent on drugs. Mainly to help me understand why I died so suddenly / young / traumatic
Reminds me of this internet skit The Stats of Life
How many people puked after reading about my search history.
Missed opportunities
When was the best time to commit suicide
Achievements followed by incompleted and unfinished quests
Number of Opportunities Missed (and a breakdown of what they were)
how many times i said any of the following:
•Shit
•Fuck
•Shit Fuck
•Fuck Shit
•Ass
•Ass Shit Fuck
•Fredrick Douglass
How many times I thought I needed to shit, sat on the toilet, and didn’t shit
calories burnt, with a comparison to tonnes of TNT or smth like that
would be crazy numbers and cool to see
How many times I walked past a serial killer and didn’t even know it.
“Time until death”
Miles traveled.
The most common opinion of me. That or; how many times I spent overthinking and it ended up not mattering.
Flirts Fumbled
How many carbs did I eat… Probably like four normal person eat in there lifetime..
How many times my wife told me she loves me. We have an ongoing argument about who says it the most and I’d love to have an exact count. Not for any specific reason, just to hear the number and smile.
Distance traveled by foot, vehicle, plane etc
How many times i almost died
Would be interesting to see my party stats. How many drinks, (broken down by type, spirit, beers, shots, etc), weed smoked, and of course the extracurriculars.
How often my crushes/exes jerked off to me
Ounces/lbs of weed a smoked.
Amount of gas passed.
The last statistic: who attended my funeral?
Off the top of my head? Would be curious to know the total number of peanut butter jars I ate
How many times i farted 🤣
The score.
How much time I’ve spent watching compulsory ads. Then I would become an evil force and torture whoever made that possible.
K/D ratio.
Furthest cum shot distance
KDR. I’d be curious if due to some butterfly effect I’ve indirectly killed or harmed others.
The butterfly effect in general is fascinating and our small individual choices have massive compounding effects down the road (on ourselves and others) that are hard to fathom from this side.
Dick strokes
Lots of options. Girls fumbled, games won, distance travelled, kill count, assists(kills), achievements, the list goes on. Probably disorders(like autism and adhd) acquired or something cuz its probably pretty high
Total dollars spent (and earned)
Conscious time (Sober, Awake, Thinking)
If there’s stats, is there also achievements?
Poop quantity, weight, average consistency, frequency, combined size if formed into a ball.
How many times I was kind to people.
then after that the more normal stuff lol:
How many girls touched themselves to the thought of me? Ik a few but I’m more curious about the ones I don’t know about
Or how many girls were intrested in me and did nothing to show it so atleast I could shoot my shot at em.
But if I had to pick one it’d be the first one
Strongest I’ve ever been physically and mentally
How many people I met face-to face and interacted with who actually killed someone, whether by accident or otherwise. There are lots of people in the world who are directly responsible for the deaths of others and you wouldn’t know it.
Times I chose myself over the ones that I loved. For the first 30 years or so, the scale was certainly on my side. I’m doing my best to balance, or even put more on the other side.
I’d be too scared to look at any of them.
How many hours spent at a red light
I think id like to know who, other than me, spent the most time thinking about me. And how much time they spent
Total laws I’ve broken, including weird and obscure municipal laws.
How many times did I make someone genuinely laugh?
How many people I left a positive impression on
how much of my life ive spent sad
The “Was I a good person” category.
How many times I walked past or interacted with someone in a superficial way, that I later came to know well.
Kill Death ratio
how many drinks I didn’t drink because I passed out in my tub
How many times I have been cheated on
How many times I came
Hours spent doing nothing, just for that little extra bit of regret.
Why tf would I look at numbers after I die
how many people were interested in me but never approached
Whether or not I made a positive difference in the world.
Look at how many times I wasted my money over some stupid stuff
How many times I shaved.. I hate having to shave my face so much, I’ve gotta be around 16k times and I’m not even 30 yet.
Constitution
how many intentional hours of music i listened to… bc i’ve been listening to angel by madonna for about 30 minutes now
Beers drank
How many times I’ve gooned and compare it to my friend.
As a hooper definitely field goals made & attempted lmao
how much time (down to the second) was i anxious for
How many people were secretly ‘mirin, when, and why.
how many times i had anal
How many original thoughts I had.
How many racist remarks I’ve intentionally made. And maybe a scoreboard to see who’s up there.
k/d
How much piss I pissed
I’d look at how many people I loved and brought joy to. How gently I lived in this Garden. How I left things better than I found them.
See where I stand in historys biggest drinkers list.
People helped
How many times I went to the bathroom
bread eaten
How many deaths were directly caused by something I did or didn’t do.
How many shits taken or orgasms had
How many OZ of water I’ve had
How many times I was right about someone having bad intentions towards me and those close to me
How many times I’ve turned clockwise vs how many times I’ve turned anti-clockwise. I’d really like to balance those before I die but there’s just no way to track that anymore.