What is your best response to “you suck”?

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What is your best response to “you suck”?

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  1. aesthetic_kiara Avatar

    Keep me out of your fantasies! 

  2. cheese_poofies Avatar

    Not as good as your mom does

  3. Dildo-Gankings Avatar
  4. gabe2591 Avatar

    “i do what i have to do to put food on the table.”

  5. Hot_Willingness_6341 Avatar

    Maybe. Still thriving though

  6. aznrandom Avatar

    Yo daddy’s dick son

  7. avoiddead Avatar

    Was that a request?

  8. topavaa Avatar

    “cool, thanks for the feedback!”

  9. atheisthandyman Avatar

    True. But not like your mother!

  10. Discreeto-Burrito Avatar

    I learned it from watching you

  11. Cjames1902 Avatar

    Sorry. Can’t play with your mom under my desk

  12. AshlynThorne Avatar

    My husband has never complained…🤷🏻‍♀️😉

  13. Boofisoft Avatar

    Your right 😉

  14. _Bone_Eater_ Avatar

    “Yeah, well… um… like…… uh….. please say sorry, I’m going through a lot right now.”

  15. Eiffel-Tower777 Avatar

    Don’t mind if I do

  16. Chad_Hooper Avatar

    Where and when I’m from, the usual response was “titties and beer bottles!”.

  17. FaxBoutLaos Avatar

    Just tell them ” SICK MY DUCK”

  18. Commercial-Name-3602 Avatar

    Not like your mom last night!

  19. LawfulnessSimilar496 Avatar

    I’ve been told I am great at it, but you’ll never know.

  20. Flaky-Tune-7769 Avatar

    what ever you think of me is none of my business

  21. Gadgetman000 Avatar

    I would agree with you but then we would both be WRONG

  22. samurai77 Avatar

    Only for beer money.

  23. RealNumber3935 Avatar

    You’d like that wouldn’t you

  24. NoM4nsL4nd Avatar

    I just stare at them blankly cause why would you want someone you think sucks response? And why do I wanna waste my energy on a loser 🤷‍♀️

  25. AtheistPlumber Avatar

    Thank you! I learned it from your mom!

  26. jetget12 Avatar

    “I know, right?!”

  27. PepsiMaxHoe Avatar

    Absolutely, I could suck the chrome of a tailpipe, but I’m not gonna sit here and feel bad about it

  28. scott1768 Avatar

    Yes, and I’m quite good at it.

  29. Iminurcomputer Avatar

    To which activity, behavior, or organ are you referring to?

    You’ll need to be more specific.

  30. CharmingCocoo Avatar

    “Your mom tits”

  31. Alert_Eye_9 Avatar

    Your own dick? Good stuff mate

  32. xington Avatar

    That’s why I don’t play (insert <sport>). Let me know when something you have breaks and I’ll tell you how easy it is to fix it then why you suck when you can’t fix it.

  33. Ok_Neat_1192 Avatar

    Nah ur sister/brother does better, im not the pokemon champion of it yet.

  34. Double_Strike2704 Avatar

    Only when someone asks me real nice or pays my rent.

  35. Nuclear_Farts Avatar

    “What truck?”

  36. VengefulBearlord Avatar

    But your dad sucks better

  37. wootster-bigs Avatar

    My boyfriend and I take turns!

  38. Fair-to-all Avatar

    Yes, can I help you?

  39. yummy_mummy Avatar

    Then blow me! Followed immediately with the tongue in cheek and hand pump simulating a BJ motion.

  40. oldmagic55 Avatar

    Well I used to.

  41. bang_bus_ Avatar

    Why thank you!

  42. thefrozenflame21 Avatar

    Actually that was your mom who did that

  43. Seabound175 Avatar

    says the one who lost

  44. 176Seasons Avatar

    Your mom showed me how.

  45. elmatador12 Avatar

    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

  46. Burstofsunshine96 Avatar

    Your mom should have swallowed

  47. Lockstat Avatar

    “No, YOU suck”

  48. SugarInvestigator Avatar

    Yes, I’m an Ex Tractor fan

  49. Sn0w7ir3 Avatar

    And what’s your point?

  50. RogerMurdockCo-Pilot Avatar

    Not as hard as your mom. Your…dirty…mom…

  51. WineCountsAsFruit Avatar

    Quite well, I’ve been told.

  52. Limp-Spring586 Avatar

    Your husband seems to enjoy it.

  53. Lord_Bentley Avatar

    Oh, you must’ve heard me giving your mom orders last night! I’m sorry! We’ll keep it down tonight!

  54. beff50 Avatar

    I usually respond to everything with “fuck off, I’m busy”

  55. brcalus Avatar

    That’s simple. Suck it 🤔

  56. Midnight-Basilisk99 Avatar

    Self loathing ain’t sexy, bruh

  57. Ready-Humor3217 Avatar

    I suck at everything, I just choose to golf.

  58. zayitqintso_ Avatar

    “yeah, your mom’s titties”

  59. Idontknowanything901 Avatar

    Not as good as your sister

  60. pappyvanwinkle1111 Avatar

    But you’ll never know how well.

  61. Opposite-Escape9685 Avatar

    Top bad your mom can’t anymore

  62. ChocoPuddingCup Avatar

    “And swallow, too!”

    “And I’m damn good at it.”

  63. Kj_tapp Avatar

    So does your mom

  64. Da_Hawk_27 Avatar

    Nah I’m more of a licker.

  65. PresentationTough384 Avatar

    as a Gen Xer I can tell you that this person has set themselves up for a yo mama joke. e.g. Yo mama sucks and then uses the money for crack

  66. bolkisut Avatar

    need attention weebs ?

  67. BadatOldSayings Avatar

    Care to step into the men’s room and repeat that?

  68. frainster Avatar

    God bless you.

  69. HumpieDouglas Avatar

    Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they’re running out of you!

    No one survives a burn that good.

  70. Fuzzy_Plastic Avatar

    And I do it very well 😏

  71. trinathetruth Avatar

    I once heard someone say “not” for the first time since 1989 after being told they suck. I also heard “syke” recently. What is going on? Am I time traveling?

  72. IDontThereforeIAmNot Avatar

    Maybe I do but Jesus thought I was to die for

  73. Environmental_Web351 Avatar

    How do u know that 🧐

  74. esoteric_enigma Avatar

    Not as good as your mom

  75. w4rlok94 Avatar

    I learned from you.

  76. TelenophoNo456 Avatar

    Me too
    But im your mother

  77. axon-axoff Avatar

    “That’s why they pay me the big bucks!” *big boomer-style laugh, slap em on the back*

  78. Dry_Car_9397 Avatar

    Your mum sucks my fat one

  79. I_Love_Gorrilaz47 Avatar

    yeah, your mom loves it tho

  80. dodadoler Avatar

    Yeah and so should have your mother

  81. syndreamer Avatar

    I know, your mom taught me.

  82. Priya30600 Avatar

    I learned it from you.

  83. zeemode Avatar

    “Ya your mom’s cock.”

  84. bettermx5 Avatar

    Not everything requires a response.

  85. Garden-variety-chaos Avatar

    [Bedroom eyes, lick my teeth, and wink]

  86. La_Pusicato Avatar

    That’s the word on the street