TIFU by forgetting who I was with.

r/

When I was a teenager I was hanging out with this girl I liked. We must have been around 18. I had a habit back then of having people over and I’d at some point end up playing my guitar. I did this a lot because I was that dick head who had a guitar and played it. I also did it because it was a way of showing off to the girl I liked. Anyway, I’m really into the guitar playing and off in my own world and I hear crying. I look up and the girl is crying, and naked. I guess she had decided to compete with my guitar or something? I console her, assure her I very much am happy she is naked and was just in guitar land and one thing leads to another and we get jiggy with it and all is well.

5 years later… I’ve been sleeping with this girl every now and then since. I actually wanted to be in a relationship but she didn’t and so if we were both single we would hook up here and there. No hurt feelings just an open offer I guess that I would like it to be more.

So the last time we hook up she needs to head home that night and I’m walking her to the bus stop. She was embarrassed about something. Honestly I can’t remember what it was now and to make her feel better I told her the story of the girl who got naked and cried whilst I was playing guitar one time… Her… I told her the story of herself to make her feel better because that was way worse. In my brain guitar girl was a different girl from my past for a minute. She paused and says “and who was that then” and I go ffffuuuuuckkk I’m sorry.

And that was the end of that situationship.

Tldr; Told a girl a story of herself getting naked and crying whilst I played guitar to make her feel better about herself.

Comments

  1. XeLLaR_AC Avatar

    That’s not a tifu that’s just hilarious 😂

  2. caughtinatramp Avatar

    Sounds like you struck a chord with her.

  3. spacemouse21 Avatar

    It sounds like there was a lot of drugs going along with the guitar playing.

  4. FinlayForever Avatar

    Sounds comical in hindsight. But you could have tried to salvage it by being like “you’ve come a long way since then!”

  5. Economisty Avatar

    I’m really into the guitar playing and off in my own world and I hear crying. I look up and the girl is crying, and naked.

    You are either the world’s best or worst guitarist. There’s no in-between.

  6. OK_Compooper Avatar

    That’s what she gets for stringing you along for five years.